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2008

20

Aug

Megan Fox Grabbing Her Tit on Set of the Day

So Megan Fox is filming Transformers 2, because I guess one wasn’t good enough and I wouldn’t know that for a fact because I haven’t seen it and don’t plan on it, despite watching the shit when I was 12 and learning english, but I do know that I don’t really get all the hype that surrounds this chick. She’s some girl who pretends to be a slut by lookin’ like a pornstar, but is dating possibly the least threatening man in the world who was on fuckin’ 90210 and she’s had plastic surgery to transform her to look more like Angelina Jolie and that kind of insecurity isn’t really sexy but her shitty prison tattoos like she’s from the fuckin’ trailer park are, I mean who doesn’t like the idea of lookin at a cheap rendition of Marilyn Monroe while getting a hand job to help you cum and keep you entertained as you pretend she’s talking to your dick, but seriously, other than that bonus, this Megan Fox chick sucks (the dude from 90210’s dick). Here she is on set adjusting her tits.

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2007

11

Sep

I am – Lisa Rinna Grabbing Her Tits of the Day

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I was never really into this bitch because she’s pretty unknown and I was too busy getting drunk and getting in trouble during the Melrose Place years. I did know a group of crackheads who were hooked on the shit but I did what I could to stay away because getting caught up in a TV show is almost as depressing as never having a career after a TV show. Either way, bitch knows what she’s good for and distracts us from her busted chpped up plastic surgery ridden face by playing with her tits like they are nintendo.

I just spent the last 20 minutes watching some hot chick in tight pants trying to change a light bulb in a women’s clothing store. She was standing on a ladder that didn’t reach so her attempt involved a lot of stretching, bending, squeezing and climbing up and down a step-ladder. She didn’t notice me watching for the first 10 minutes but as a crowd formed around me and we all watched her like she was a shitty adult soap opera she realized and wasn’t too happy. Some asshole tried to be the hero and went in to help her probably in hopes of getting her number while ruining it for the rest of us, but it was probably one of the hottest things I’ve seen all day and inspired me to get back to the gym to watch girls taking yoga classes because it is better than porn.

Here are Lisa Rinna Grabbing her fake tits pics while making sex faces, not sex faces I’ve ever seen, when I used to fuck girls would either be sleeping, or clenching their eyes waiting for the traumatic experience to end…not because I raped them, but because they couldn’t really stomach me.


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