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2008

23

Jun

Rod Stewart Suckin’ Tit of the Day

Rod Stewart doesn’t just suck at making good music, but he also sucks tit. Here’s the little man out with his current blond model wife on their Yacht, because unlike other little men, he didn’t join the circus and became a top of the charts recording artist and made millions upon millions of dollars. With millions upon millions of dollars and a sultry voice and stupid hair and outrageous costumes you can convice models tend to think you’re worth around since they are used to being surrounded by fags and I can only assume that this mini-man is a tripod because it’s really the only way all these models lining up for him makes sense.

Either way, here is Rod Stewart putting on a little performance and overcompensating with the ladies in hopes of convincing us all that he’s not actually a homo by sucking his wife Penny Lancaster’s tit on his yacht, but there’s no foolin’ us, with a name like Rod, it’s kinda of your birthright to become the Queen Gay Lord, in fact there are rumors that Rod invented homosexuality, and that his daughter Kimmy was just something he brought home with him from a night of barebacing at the bathouse. Kinda like Aids, but way more annoying.

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