Titty drops are one of the most fun challenges on the internet because motherfuckers like to see titties get flashed and if it takes a stupid fucking game to make it happen, then let there be stupid fucking games….

This is the kind of game that Jimmy Fallon should consider integrating in his show before TV is fully dead, there will be tits in primetime, how could there not be, too much money on the line being lost to social media….

This is the pin the tail on the donkey, musical chairs, of the modern age and it works because clearly bitches love showing off their tits, it’s competitive spirit, but they just need a reason to do it…hive mind shit in the right way not in the bikini waxing, face injections, bullshit hive mind like that way.

BRING THE TITTY DROPS…

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Titty drops are the internet’s answer to Mardi Gras, or drunken girl pulling her tits out, when bored and at home an wanting to pull their tits out, but finding no valid reason to pull their tits out, not that a valid reason is ever needed to pull out the tits, it’s just that girls are a weird species and despite being slutty temptresses who give you boners, they like to pretend that they aren’t slutty…..so they need a social game, to get involved.

I guess Americans just like silly fucking games in all aspects of life, hence Jimmy Fallon’s successs with all that school yard bullshit, celebrity pin the tail on the donkey, that’ll go viral, fuck it, make it a primetime gameshow, because that mindless caliber of content are the only people watching TV an you gotta keep them hooked.

Unfortunately, at least for these girls, they aren’t running a Titty Drop TV show yet, but we’ll get there as a deranged society gets more and more into heathenism….

In the meantime, here are some amateurs, ready to go pro, training.

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Titty drops may not be an official competitive sport, but they obviously should be, plus the female hive mind mentality of doing what the other chicks do, like a bunch of followers, but rather competitive followers in a “Jenny puts her tits on the internet and thousands of people jerk off to her, I have way hotter tits than Jenny, but I’m not a whore”……which slowly ends up becoming “Jenny just bought a Chanel Purse and Mercedes with her titty money and I have way better tits than Jenny, but I’m not a whore”…..which quickly becomes “hey you guys, check out my tits, they’re awesome, do you want to have them in your mouth, will you cum on them”…it’s a process, but they all get there..it’s the being the queen of the tribe programming from a primal level of humanity….and I like seeing how simplistic humans actually are…when it involves tits.

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I do not know why there is not a professional TITTY DROP league being organized in your local community centers, or sports bars…you know one of those obscure sports that matters because you can jerk off to it more effectively than it was football..I mean maybe that’s my Vince McMahon or Dana White, maybe my calling is to start this Titty Drop league, create titty drop stars, have titty drop events, grassroots up baby….because there’s no sport I’d rather bet on, watch, or cum to, ideally while coaching….you know totally ready for a scandal in 10 years when all the weathered, broken, lost Titty Drop athletes come at me for MeToo cancellation, after I make all my titty drop money.

I do not know why I post my billion dollar ideas here for the internet to steal, let’s just hope whoever runs off my lead, gives me some kickback for being the mastermind beind hit.

In the meantime, here’s some titty drops to inspire billion dollar titty sports leagues.

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I was just going on about how I am all about ass, not about tits, but that that titty drops had to drop and like all self resepecting men, I go into a state of comatose I blame on being genetically coded to suck tit, I almost wrote suck dick, that’d be the worst freudian slip, imagine people thought I was gay, what would that do to my reputation of being a grown ass man with a titty blog about celebs that no one reads, like some kind of teen girl, talking shit on Selena Gomez because she’s no longer with Justin Bieber…..

What I am getting at is that if I was gay, I’d be gay, and still probably love big monstrous, pillow-like, soothing, friendly, sometimes scary and heavy looking, hormones in the foods, how do those tits even make sense…TITS…

Because tits are great, and titty drops are a vehicle or game to get to see the tits, and that alone saves fucking lives, or at least is a solid distraction for the titty lovers out there which is basically EVERYONE…cuz tits are great, even when they are not titty drops are better…

But I stil prefer a tight fit body over a set of tits, but if the tight fit body has tits…FUCK yes.

Titty Drops ….for you fucking losers.

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Titty Drops are one of the most fun games you should play if you are a girl with tits, I mean even if you’re a dude with tits, it’s a party trick you can pull out to get everyone involved in the titty drop, sometimes the best form of manipulating a girl to make her titties drop, is doing it yourself and challenging her, girls aren’t necessarily simple minded or easy to manipulate, since they are the ones doing most of the manipulating, but they are pretty easy to trick into doing things like showing her tits because deep in her soul…..she wants you to see her tits….it’s some animal brain shit.

If you’re not a social person, maybe scared of covid, maybe ugly trolls living in hiding, maybe agoraphobic because it is scary out there..maybe socially awkward with a stale cum stink….that girls are creeped out by….so instigating the titty drop is not in your cards…

You’ll be glad to know that there are a bunch of girls on the internet doing this challenge harder than changing their profile pic from UKRAINE to ABORTION….because deep down they all want you seeing their tits, and probably think they have the best tits, like they think they give the best head, cuz when giving head, they always get complimented, not realizing that every dude thinks any head is the best head at the time he’s getting head…it’s only when getting together with his TOXIC MASCULINE friends to discuss who gives the actual best head through a complex rating system similar to their FANTASY sports tracking….

POINT IS….SHOW ME THE TITTIES!

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Titty drops are the only gameshow we fucking need on LIVE tv.

If the perverted TV executives are reading this site and they aren’t, they should probably rip off that idea because if you want to revamp TV…get those viewers back bring the TITTY…if that CNN+ app they just shut down was TITTY drops, it’d but fucking huge, maybe they’d call it REDDIT….

The point is, girls have tits, they like showing their tits, and when they get a chance to compete with each other over their tits, because I guess they organically just want to be top TITTY dog, because they all believe they got the best tits, or at least feel like they can be contenders and it’s all in good fun…because tits are fun when you don’t take yourself too seriously and don’t are about strangers jerking off to your tits…which I don’t think any woman is against, they call them creepy perverts, but they like it….they’ll just never admit it..

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TITTY DROPS are spreading harder than pussy spreads on the internet, because I guess people have figured out that flashing tits is what is needed now that bikini pics aren’t enough, so you’ve got all these attention seekers who know they get more views for their salacious content people they know jerk off to, but as they see that engagement dwindle, they reevaluate how far they will take it…..and TITTY drops seem to be the gateway to that.

You won’t see TITTY drops on Instagram, it’s for other internet communities, but people on instagram are probably producing them and we’re here to watch, since tits are great, and in this era of everyone showing their tits, since they are just tits, but tits also get hits, and hits is what sets off that instant gratification dopamine receptors, there’s likely a lot more to the tit videos than the tits.

That said, if you get the group doing something, more will follow, until TITTY drops are going down at the GROCERY STORE, RESTURANTS, BARS….assuming they aren’t already.

I like internet trends when they are tits, not lame challenges like tide pods, ice buckets or gene therapy vaccinations and masking.

TITS….an how about the TOP Titty Drop with the GRINGO TACOS…..holy Cinco De May tits, where’s my blended margarita and sombrero to guacamole to.

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Today, I was thinking about how I celebrate the tiny tits and think tiny tits are great, because they come with leaner and fitter looking bodies….

I do that as my form of Philathropy, maybe I should start a non profit to help women find confidence in themselves, to stop reducing themselves to what they look like on the social media feed, so that we stop with the fake tits and muppet faces….YOU are hottest when you’re modest.

But as it turns out, I do also love looking at a big nice set of tits, so if there’s a game like TITTY DROPS…which I like to call the WORDLE I can get behind…even though I don’t know what WORDLE is….but see people posting about it so I know it’s viral and the hive mind are eating it up…but words are far less interesting than big tits.

That’s not to say that small tits can’t partake in the titty drop, but it’s one of those throwing a woman into the men’s league situation, where you can’t really compete in tricks that big tits can do, when you don’t have the big tits.

It’s the same as how some girls, maybe ones with inverted cervixes or other victims of rape who hate big penis let their small dick boyfriends act like they have big dicks, knowing they can’t get the same leverage, depth, or stretch as a big dick…and some of them still cum….it’s just like a disabled person adapting to a society built for non disabled people…it can be done, it’s just not as well executed as it could be.

So titty drops will always s be won by the big tits, but we encourage all tits to try, because we like em just fine the way they are!

Now, I’ll shut up, and TITTY DROP.

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Titty Drops are the best kind of drops, better than cough drops, even better than when your balls dropped assuming thy dropped, which I don’t.

They are the best kind of drops because they involve girls showing tits…you don’t need the biggest tits to drop a titty out of a shirt…but it helps.

I am not a big titty fetishist, I like small tits equally, I don’t discriminate against small tits, I actually gravitate towards them, but for the sake of the titty drop, the bigger the tit the bigger the drop….go big or go home.

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