I always say that tits don’t matter, but to someone who doesn’t have any tits, that’d would probably be like saying to a wheelchair bound invalid that walking doesn’t matter, it just gets in the way, and when you can walk, people just don’t stop bugging you to get things for them, or do things for them, because ultimately tits do matter.

I may fancy myself a vagina man, which is like being an ass man but less gay or a breast man but more inclusive, since there’s more to fucking than tits, but telling people you’re a vagina man, in the current climate may confuse them and make them want to fuck you, don’t be a transphobe fuck a vagina man…….

So for the boobs R Lyfe crowd, we should make stickers and merch for you, but first you can watch boobs being flashed in creative DIY ways called TITTY drops, where it’s not about the boob size, but bigger boobs definitely excel at the challenge, and the whole thing is pretty fucking great, a reminder that life is beautiful, or how sweet it is to be loving boobs……

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“Hey Ladies, looks like you dropped something”……..was an old tactic I’d use to look up skirts or to check out ass growing up, but according to the internet, dudes into ass are just closet case homos, as the ass is the gateway to that heathen ass sex, so when a hot ass is worshipped, it’s one step closer to MonkeyPox.

So in this case, it’s not manipulative strategies to use against simple minded, gullible women, who know you’re just trying to see up their skirt, and like it. You know, it was a simpler time.

Today, the drops are with their tits, in a gameshow kind of way, that doesn’t require any dudes thirstily or pathetically begging, because it’s a trending thing girls do to get noticed, what else are they to do with their big tits, so other girls doing it, give them the FOMO they need to get the thrill of flashing tit like it’s Mardi Gras every day of the week.

Clearly, toxic masculinity, misogyny and all that good stuff will get blamed, feminism in the form of the bravery of showing your tits, cuz that’s what you want to do as a powerful woman will be praised, and ultimately, we’re all the winners cuz we get to see SO many tits flashed in such a fun way.

Titty drops are great! Keep em coming!

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I am a big endorser of tiny tits, because I think the tiny tit girls need to hear it. I mean just this morning I was trying to jerk off to a set of tits that were smaller than small thanks to the girl being a lot into fitness, but not in a “I’m a closet case” or “I’ll fuck a dude to destigmatize monkey pox being a gay disease” kind of way…fitness in a hot way, she just didn’t have tit…so yeah, I am all about the tiny tits, as they are still tits and sometimes girls need to hear that they are fine the way they are and don’t need to get big fake tits to matter, it won’t make their life better and it won’t make people like me like their tits better….natural is what we need in this fake as shit world….own your god given looks…

But that doesn’t mean I don’t like big fucking titties beating up my face, filling my empty soul, in my mouth, or just on a bitch in public, because they are amazing, a gift for all involved, especially the owner of said tits….I mean just a few hours ago I watched some old as shit lady walking her dog in a tight t-shirt and I was like “AMAZING TITS”…..to which she said “what’s that sonny do you want a Werthers Original”….

So in conclusion, I’m a dude, I support small tits, but still love big tits, because tits, so obviously, or NATURALLY, my favorite internet game besides stretching pussy out is TITTY drops….just a creative way for tits to be seen in a fun and less shameless way…..and that is why we do this LIFE CHANGING Post…..

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What’s that sound?

It must be the sound of TITTIES dropping….in video and not on our heads like I’d like the to be, because when Natasha Richardson died from her head injury here in Canada, I said “wouldn’t have been so bad if it was caused by a fat tit”….

This is the fun, gamified way to flash a tit, big tits have the competitive advantage, but that doesn’t mean a saggy, deflated small tit can’t try to join the party….because once shit hits the female hive mind….magical things like this or other weird sex trends from nudes, to hook-up culture, to sex toys, to anal happen, all it takes is a bitch like Gwyneth Paltrow to co-sign and wine drinking white girls in their curated instagram studio apartments doing their best Sex and the City comply….

In conclusion – I like tits.

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Here are a group of girls who are FREEING the NIPPLE because they are activists…who feel that tits should be allowed to be seen….at least that’s what I will assume since no one just does things shamelessly, for attention, for the fun of it, for the clout, to get noticed, to make money….there’s always an agenda……

I know what you’re thinking, HOW DARE these women use their wonderful, often big, breasts as some sort of novelty, taking away their natural purpose of feeding the next generation, and I get that you are offended….

If you free the nip, making it about FEEDING babies….not some sick, hedonistic, gratuitous game that a bunch of other girls do, so you feel ok doing, since you have big tits and this is how you get the seen…..

HOW OFFENSIVE……

Now do it again….this time in slower motion…..because TITTY DROPS are fucking hot.

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If you’ve got big tits and you’re trying to get attention on the internet, you might as well make a came of it, or hop on the existing trend of the titty drop.

Even if you do’t have big tits, you can still compete, you probably won’t win because the titty drop is designed to give big titty girls a competitive advantage, which you could argue is basically a mirror of how things work in real life….because tits get hits and tits open doors….and tits lead to opportunities….and when it comes to titty drops….big tits get more bounce, which is really what the judges are looking for……but like I always say, what you lack in tits, you can make up in attitude, hot ass, tight body, mind fuck skills and an ability to bounce on cock…but that probably won’t win the titty drop.

I figure, any activity that girls partake in to show off their tits is a good one, that social pressure to do good after deciding to hop on the trend, makes for a fun time as a spectator of ALL these titty drops….

So ladies…Drop them titties..

Dudes…..when them titties drop..

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Titty Drops should be America’s favorite pass time, fun for the entire family, or at least for the dads which is really the entire family if you think about it from a spectator perspective, since mom and daughter would be out there doing the titty drop, and son would probably not be getting off to watching his mom and sister pull their tits out, but then again people incest….

Titty Drops…..are the act of making a big titty flop out of a shirt because standard flashing of tits are too conventional, or normal, andI guess they felt it needed a little more theatrics…make performance art of it while standard flashing is just too pedestrian and trashy…a little too Mardi Gras….

Point being, tits!

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LET THE TITTIES DROP…..

SO I CAN PICK THEM UP WITH MY MOUTH….

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There are a few instagram created games like Spike Ball and the spin offs, you know that dudes who like being topless seem to like playing in the park like it’s GAY PRIDE everyday…..

There’s a few other instagram created board games like that Cards Against Humanity shit with all the spin-offs.

Then there’s a few instagram created sports leagues that got their shine thanks to social media….

But for some reason, competitive titty drops are not an organized event, league, or thing girls do in the park, or on weekends with friends….it’s more sporadic, uploaded because of the hive uploading it, but not for prizes, or title belts, which I guess in this case would be gold, silver and bronze titty tassels……or BRAS….but either way, it’s one of those if the ether doesn’t make it happen, maybe it’s up to me to WWE this shit into a touring event for the masses….TITTY DROPS are the best challenge around and so much more can be done with them…..but for now, just watch these amateurs laying the groundwork for their sport, probably how women’s tennis league felt when they first got organized in the 70s….it has to start somewhere and we are on the CUSP of that…..first mover perverts…..

Now tits.

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I have free to air digital channels thanks to a 20 dollar antenna by neighbor gave me, so along with watching my Antique Roadshow and Grand Ole Opry on Saturday nights, I sometimes scan CBS and NBC to see what kind of weirdness they’ve come up with, and the funny thing about it is that American TV feels exactly like Japanese TV did back when we first started realizing that Japan gameshows are fucking nuts…

So along with terrible cop shows, terrible FBI shows, I feel like I just got myself on the list for saying FBI, don’t worry FEDS, I’m not trying to expose you, I’m just saying the shows based on shit like that are so low level in script and acting that it feels like a Soap Opera, then there’s the insane gameshows that they scramble to put together because it is the ONLY reason people would tune into a network TV show, make it live and annoying…

So from late night talk shows with their silly game segments, to shitty nightime gameshows or competitive shows, that are equally annoying, NO ONE has put together a TITTY drop show, and maybe that’s my fucking calling, maybe GOD put me on this earth to make TITTY drops a prime time TV experience, so if you’re an exec at FOX, hit me up on the 2-way, let’s get rich, cuz bitches love showing their tits and EVERYONE loves looking at tits, groundbreaking…..

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