I am a big advocate for the tiny tits, for all the reasons that I find tiny tits great, all scaled down and usually more symmetrical than a big sloppy tit, usually on a tighter frame than a sloppy tit, and the idea of hacksawing the tit to fit into some bullshit stereotype instead of just showing off the hot little tits depresses me. DO NOT KILL THE TIT LIKE TITTY CANCER KILLED OLIVA NETWON JOHN.

That doesn’t mean that I am not a fan of girls with big tits, using their big tits as a marketing hook, because when GOD gifts you big tits, USE them to get ahead, everyone, girls and guys are into big tits, we stare and worship them, it probably taps into our baby brains where tits were food and even small tits were bigger than our head.

The gamification that makes flashing the tit less slutty, or thirsty, but rather a fun time for everyone to get involved in with a good old game of titty flash….because it’s hard to turn down fun when you see a bunch of people playin’…..

So for the sake of professional titty drops…the bigger, the sloppier, the better.

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Titty Drops are a fun way to put the big sloppy tits to use, you know bounce them around like you’re an aerobics class, but if you were actually into aerobics, you’d probably have less titty to drop, but that doesn’t mean for 10-15 seconds you can do a fucking jiggle until they flop out of the shirt.

I don’t want to discriminate against the non-sloppy tits that also find fun, happiness and purpose in the titty drop, it’s arguably the MEANING OF LIFE….but the sloppier the tits, the more aggressive the drop and if you’re really into Titty Drops as sport, you have to judge the titty drop by it’s ability to drop as far the fuck down and out as it can, and perky hot tits just don’t cut it, big tits do it better, but big gross tits do it BEST!

Maybe, titty drops as a sport are the one thing fatties with fat tits excel, at, who cares, Titty drops are fucking amazing, exciting and a great way to get girsl to FLASH their tits, which is what it’s about, you know, sine it’s the MEANING of LIFE…and the only happiness in this cold, scary, near apocalyptic, ANGRY world.

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As an ambassador to the small titty community, because I grew up jerking off to models, thinking they were hotter than the Glamour Model alternative, and established an appreciation for small tits, long legs, hot asses, and skinny….instead of the thick alternative, I will saw that the tiny tit community definitely can’t dominate at the titty drop….they can try, it can come across as cute, but to win the championship leage, you need some big fucking saggers which are just as FUN to look at…..

Big tits get all the glory, especially at this game and I’m okay with that, because if you’re going to take your natural talents to the best ONLINE trend and game ever, you deserve some fucking glory, not like their big tits haven’t opened every door in their lives already, but because big tits in action, doing some stunts, putting some fucking work in, being all acrobatic and shit, is impressive….

I’ll watch TITTY drops all day, which is pretty much what I do, being unemployed and all.

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I like to think the most important viral game on the internet is the Titty Drop…

It is far more important than the Ice Bucket Challenge or the Tide Pod eating, even if it killed off some idiots…

What are the other trends on the internet, white people apologizing for themselves, doctors who don’t believe in vaccines or covid being censored, Kanye being called crazy and racist while being sued for stating what was written in the George Floyd coroner report, maybe it’s other weird woke outrage and cancel culture, banning and censoring the dissenters, helping make billionaires out of the people who started Rumble…..I mean for the most part, the internet is fucking annoying…..then there’s the indoctrinating people into thinking they are other genders, having them change genders for attention, only to call out anyone who thinks that’s nuts a transphone…

I mean we can go on all day about the “trends’ of the internet that suck, when the real focus is the uplifting, celebratory, exciting trend that doesn’t cover politics, or religion, race, gender, woke, bullshit, and takes us back to the roots of what we care about. TITTY DROPS….the act of flashing tits with a little flare and tease because ultimately, chicks like flashing their tits and I like looking at then tits.

TITTY DROPS need their own TV show, better than Car Pool Karaoke or other school yard games they’ve made into shows and if I was a TV producer, you’d have it, since I am not, this is as good as we get with Titty Drops….the most important shit on the internet to me.

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If you give a woman an excuse to show her tits, it seems like she’ll jump on it as quickly as she fucking can, because clothing is a construct of the patriarchy man, and pulling a tit out is just so liberating, the ultimate fuck you to us men….in a “You stare at our tits in shirts all day like perverts that make us feel sexualized and objectified, well fuck you, I’m not going to take it anymore, I’m just going to pull my tit out and take ownership on it”…..in some backwards logic that actually benefits us titty lovers A LOT.

I guess if you give women a trending game, making flashing their tits fun, it’s even easier to get them to flash the tits for a cheap thrill, because they are just playing a game, and based on all those obnoxious signs they like “It’s Wine O’Clock” or “Family” or some other stupid pun wall art from Walmart , you know that women as a species don’t have the capacity to have their own taste, or opinion, they just go with what they think is right, and lucky for you, that’s become flashing tit!

I don’t know where this energy was when I was coming up and forced to just stare at tits in shirts, but this is evolution of the human species before our vary eyes! Women reducing themselves to TITS for their own empowerment. BRILLIANT!

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TITTY DROP

Probably one of the most fun viral games on the internet since it is based on girls flashing the fucking internet at their own volition, under their own direction, thanks to their own motivation, which could be some female hive mind in the right matrix situation, or that girls like showing their tits, but for someone who has had to pay to see tits, the self produced titty flash because it’s a fun game that involves titties bouncing out of a shirt, LEGENDARY!

Fun!

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The best game on the internet for a titty loving pervert is the Titty Drop, all because it makes a New Orleans style flash for beads something that a woman can self-produce because of their competitive instinct, the hard wired want to be to top bitch in the litter, who all the men want to fuck, because they can’t let other girls willing to throw their tits out there beat them out!

Make a game of it, and they will come, or titty drop, and you will come, good deal since Tit flashing is awesome!!

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What’s that sound?

TITTY DROPS!

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Titty drops are arguably the best game on the internet!

Those late night TV show cucks that are bought and paid for, pushing bullshit agendas as they chase viral clips from viral games, instead of having a meaningful fake conversation with the talent they bring on, should look into the bringing the Titty Drop to primetime in efforts to keep themselves relevant as they compete with the porno we’re all distracted by and prefer watching than Fallon playing pin the tail on the donkey, which would only be fun if Jennifer Lawrence was the donkey being pinned!

The point of the story is that there is no prize in the titty drop, just the thrill of doing it, the validation of doing it, the fitting it with the others who do it, and that is pure and honest, in a fake clickbait based world, that means something, a by means something, I mean it MEANS we get to see their TITTY!

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Never Too late for a Titty Drop!

It’s the Thursday before Labour Day weekend fools, if you’re not up for a late night titty drop, are you even human?

Probably not, you Spam Bot you!

I am glad I can call you a friend!

But even MORE glad since GLADdER isn’t a word, that TITTY DROPS are a thing, because when they game-ify anything, people hop on board, hive mind shit, so game-ify flashing tits, for everyone, or at least ENOUGH people to hop on board is just what our world fucking needs more of!

So all these girls competing for the best titty drop, without even needing prize money, just crowd sourced likes and follows, amazing!

There was a time you had to pay to see tits, even at Mardi Gras you need beads, not here, not now, not ever!

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