Titty Drops are just a reminder that if you’ve got tits, you might as well pull them out on the internet in a fun and exciting way…

You can set the titty flash to music, put in slow motion, or even just simulate slow motion by moving in slow motion….so long as the tits fall out of the shirt, like an unboxing video, but instead of it being a shipment of random products a sugar baby got from some cuck losers into FINDOM, it’s unboxing tits….

I think the evolution of Titty Drops, or the next step in unboxing tits, is unboxing box, so maybe they’ll work on labia drops, but I guess you need some mutant blown vaginas for that….but where there’s a WILL there’s a way.

In the meantime, I’m good with tits being flashed by the female hive mind.

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Titty Drops are a little different that titty droops, which I guess happens after pregnancy, obesity, aging, loss of elasticity in the skin, you know that miserable shit that helps a woman rot, HOWEVER titty droops could probably help in titty drops, since a perky tit has a lot less give than one that looks like it is bungee jumping.

The point is, dropping the tits from out of the shirt is a movement, a culture, a sport, an activity, a game, something people apparently do, whether it’s a form of sexting or just some showing off, who fucking cares, it’s tits, being RELEASED from the shackles of shirts….for all of us to watch, usually in slow motion….ARTSY.

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Titty Drops are a movement, a cultural movement, in an era of no culture we gotta take trends when they pop up that we like…knowing there are so many trends that we don’t like….

Titty Drops are a representation of all that is good in this internet generation of content producers….just finding the next trend to hop on in hopes of going viral enough to monetize, to get famous, to get rich, to get paid, to get known, to get subscribers, to leave their shitty existence they already have.

Titty Drops are not just for fat titty girls, but it helps, they drop harder, they drop better, they got more bounce, but they are still fun for the titty flashing ladies out there who want to show off their tits like a group of drunk sorority girls at a party….

It’s thrilling, it’s exciting, it’s a DOPAMINE hit in a world of emptiness, so TITTY DROPS are amazing.

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Titty Drops are the most wonderful gamification of titty flashing around, because sometimes you just need a good old fashioned game to get a titty flash chain going from the female hive mind, you know something to hype them up….like when they go to Mardi Gras, they know they’re going to end up busting their tits out, even if they aren’t the tit flashing type, so this is the same thing, but internet version….when they see other chicks pulling their tits out, getting attention, knowing they can do it better or have hotter tits, or as hot tits, then DREAMS come fucking true….

SO here’s some titty drops getting dropped like babies at a crackhouse.

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One of the best gifts of the internet, everyday, not just on Christmas, is the Titty Drop….because some smart motherfucker out there made a game out of flashing tits, likely a dude and now other girls see it as a challenge they must partake in.

I am sure that many first tit pics posted to the internet by randoms were doing the titty drop, because that’s how you get sucked into the dopamine release, make it a game, make it a challenge, make it a fucking bell and whistle slot machine jackpot and if the tits stand the test of titty drops, they can move onto bigger things like self-fisting videos for money.

The point is, introduce the family to titty drops this holiday, all the big tits will love it, the little tits feel unable to participate, but as a small penis owner, you don’t need a porn dick to humiliate yourself trying to have sex, you just go for it and hope for the best….so don’t like tiny tits thwart the titty drop dreams!

Here are some titty drops.

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Tis the Season for Titty Drops….fun for the whole fucking family this Holiday Season….

Titty Drops are the Christmas dance missing in every Holiday televised Christmas show, to low budget Hallmark movie, to those at the local Church on Choir Night, to the Christmas market downtown….or even Midnight mass since there was no birth of Christ which people seem to forget is the reason we celebrate Christmas without some mammaries…that’s my official way to integrate titty drops into mainstream Christmas content, not that e need excuses for tits, we just fucking love them just the way they are.

Titty drops can be passed around the Christmas table at Christmas Dinner, or even placed under the tree….they are versatile like that, all you need to do is find the motherfucking titty.

So today, we celebrate the titty drop, it’s Thursday, part of what we do.

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Titty Drops!

If you don’t know about Titty Drops, let me tell you about Titty Drops, they are the internet version of the Titty Flash you’d get at Mardi Gras, or if you’re lucky after a night of drinking when you encounter one of them wild girls who pulls her tits out, or if you’re lucky and you’re driving by a bus of college volleyball players, the girl kind and they’ve just won the tournament so they want to let loose by exposing themselves to perverts who have been following the college volleyball player, the girl kind, bus for the last 200 miles even though you live back where the tournament happend….you get what I am saying…

IT IS THE TITTY FLASH of the intenet age, for the sake of flashing tit, but when you need a reason to flash said tit, and since everyone’s doing it, that’s reason enough…

So going into the HOLIDAYS, get your mom’s big tits nice a primed, rub some turkey drippings on them to get that extra slippery bounce, and TITTY DROP the night away….FESTIVE.

In the meantime, here are some titty drops..

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Titty Drops are the most fun game on the internet for the female hive mind to participate in….because showing the tits on the internet is thrilling, exciting, for all you heathen fucks!

Titty Drops are a fun way to put the big sloppy tits to use, you know bounce them around like you’re walking down the stairs at the mall….but they also work for tiny tits, because what they lack in bounce when dropped they make-up for it spirit….

Titty Drops are not just a game, they’re a fucking sport, and the man who makes the titty drop league will be the next Dana White…

That man should be me, thanks to all the work I have done as an ambassador to the TITTY friendly friendly TITTY good times…

Make Titty Drops part of your HOLIDAY season….because nothing says “Birth of the Lord and Savior” like tits being dropped, the only problem is not being able to pick it up with my mouth.

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Titty drops are the best game on the internet…

I know you’re probably more into Farmville, or Words with Friends, or whatever the other trending Facebook game is for old, boring, sad, middle of the road people, than Titty drops….but I blame all the chemicals in the air, food, water that have robbed you of your testosterone for that…..so as you sit there with your obesity, man tits, feeling genderless and alone….titty drops just aren’t what your soul craves….but you have to remember even chicks like staring at tits, it is wired into us….but more importantly, they like showing off tit, in a fun kind of gamified way…..

Here are those TITTY Drops.

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