WHAT IS THAT SOUND….

Yes, that’s my fat wife’s stomach making some fuck up noises that I know I’ll be wiping off the toilet seat later tonight….but you can’t hear that, this is a computer screen and words on your screen…it’s just the SOUNDS that I am hearing right now, which is unfortunately not at the ZEN frequency I need it to be at for enlightenment…..

The sounds I was talking about was the sound of the titty drop, just a slop motion tit being spilled out of the shirt, to bounce like it’s a new sport, that is far less gay than actual sports where people get hard over dudes trying to throw balls through imaginary goal posts in exchange for millions of dollars.

The point of the story is, i think Titty Drops are great.

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Titty Drops are not a gameshow on TV hosted by Ryan Seacrest yet…..but they probably will be because society just gets dumber and dumber, content gets dumber and dumber, porn gets more and more mainstream, and we’re basically living in retard-ville….clearly something Seacrest knows how to capitalize on after some of his fortune being made by the shitty Kardashians….

Titty Drops may never be a gameshow on TV hosted by Ryan Seacrest, even though they should be….but lucky for us, these girls are out here doing the hard work of promoting a movement of women flashing their tits in movement to strangers on the internet….all slow motion and with a jiggle…

Titty Drops may not be the future, I am rooting for them in this world of everyone having tits, which means like in sports, the trans women will probably do it better than the actual women, so that they’ll win all the women accolades and end up on the cover of women’s week magazines on women’s day…..but they are the NOW…on the internet…

TITTY DROPS!

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TITTY DROP…..

Why give titty drops a real intro to a bunch of dudes who have never actually seen a tit in real life….unless you count the peephole you rigged from the basement to your bathroom to watch your mom shower….

But then I realized that there isn’t a bunch of dudes who have never actually seen a tit in real life….so the intro will just be for me, a man who only saw tits thanks to a peephole I rigged from the basement to. my foster mom’s shower….we weren’t reality, she had big tits, it was a simpler time, I’d do it again…

Yes, we didn’t have devices that could access some of the most vile porn at our fingertips, we had to dig through that shit, steal it from video stores for that shit…..

Now we’ve got regular chicks, like normal every day chicks who have fat tits saying “I’ll film myself flashing the internet, sounds fun”…they even put their full face in it, showing their drivers license, while reading off their social security number and telling the strangers where they’ll be the next 5 hours….it’s a weird world….

But there was a time when girls flashing when drunk at the office party, or the family wedding, ended in suicide from shame….

NO MORE motherfuckers…it’s just tits, they’re meant to be celebrated, which I guess happens when they are dropped….since it’s not a genuine drop that leaves them broken….it’s more a slow mo gentle bounce…and we like it.

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I just did a post about Sydney Sweeney’s tits, how they try to package her as more than just tits, how they try to shame us for reducing her to being just tits, like there’s something bad about having awesome tits, or being paid or liked or succeeding because of said tits….as if tits don’t run the world, which we all know they do, but they are trying to make us pretend that they don’t….

Which is why these titty drops are so important, to focus on the tit, to let the titties shine the way we want them to…because TITS.

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What’s that sound?

TITTY DROPS…

Not that dropping a tit would make a sound, unless you were a psychopath who cut off a titty, or robbed one from the Plastic Surgeons office or maybe if your version of titty was a prosthetic one made for the trans, or a sex doll, you get what I am saying….

TITTY DROPS….are a wonderful titty flashing game for the internet, a MARVEL in content creation, something I assume the SILENT FILM PIONEERS of the early 1900s expected their technology to be used for because flashing tit is really a timeless and amazing thing that never gets boring to stare at.

SO here are some TITTY DROPS.

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The most fun party game around…the TITTY drop and TWO days after Mardi Gras! How could we be so fucking lucky, oh right, because girls love to show their tits…

I guess you don’t really need it to be a party game or a parlour trick, you don’t even need a venue or a group of people to make it happen, just you, them titties, a camera and an internet connection.

Making titties bounce, putting them to work, making them earn their keep, celebrating their talents from their weighted, sloppy, perky, big titty good times….all magical experiences for strangers of the internet to buy into.

Titty drops may not be the future but they should be…because they are SOMETHING good…

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Titty dropping is not what you do when you cut off a prostitute’s tit and accidentally drop it on the way home, but technically, that would be titty dropping….just not as hot as this kind of titty dropping, at least not to most people, since you know some motherfucker out there is ONLY about dropping tits the Dahmer way….but we don’t cater to that guy, we like our tits on the host body, no matter HOW annoying the host body is.

Anyway, Titty Drop is a fun game for girls to pull out there tits like it’s Mardi Gras, which it is next week, but that’s just a coincidence, because this kind of titty drop can happen without having to have a big event around it, just from the comfort of their own home…..showing off their tits for the internet to jerk off to….the way nature intended when it decided to create a dude who created the internet to inspire other dudes to create platforms for chicks to post their tits on for other dudes to jerk off to them.

Right.

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Titty drops are a wonderful use of tits…

As someone who likes tits, any content built around tits, from random tit flashes, to accidental tit slips, to basic bikini tit, or posing nude with tit…I’m into it.

So it’s not a real hard sell to get me on-board when the tit flash has turned into some stylized internet content creation game, where girls with tits slowly reveal the tit and let it bounce out of it’s top like some sort of bouncy castle of fun and happiness I want my face to jump on until I puke…..or maybe a comfortable massaging pillow to lay my head against is a better visual…

Point being, tits are being pulled out, and we like tits, that’s all you really need to know!

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TITTY DROP – JUST BE GLAD IT IS NOT TITTY DROOP….even though some of the titty bounce because of the DROOP…the DROOP isn’t the focal point of this bahivor…but it may help a little…if a tit’s too perky, chip your tooth trying to milk it with your mouth perky…then the drop is less of a drop…and more of an unveiling….

TItty DROP – JUST BE GLAD IT IS NOT TITTY POOP….which I guess could be seen as lactaction since tits can’t actually poop, and rancid milk is as close as you’d get to poop, unless there’s titty cancer getting all NECROSIS…which I could imagine smells more like POOP…but that’s just dark…UNLESS titty poop is actually pooping on TITTIES….but that’s just gross….we’re not that kind of site…

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I am a fan of the titty drop, it’s just simple entertainment in this complicated time, I guess you’d have to be a fan of tits to appreciate the titty drop on the level that I do, but everyone’s I’ve met, even straight girls, assuming straight girls actually exist, which I don’t, they are always one rich guy away from eating cunt at a party, but yeah, people like tits, and titty drops are about the tits being bounced out of a shirt at whatever capacity the tit at hand can bounce out of the motherfucking shirt….it’s inclusive, it’s democratic, it’s capitalist….anyone can do it, anyone can profit from it, and perverts like me can vote on which tit is the leader of our jerking off to tits being dropped….assuming, which I don’t, that your balls have dropped and that you aren’t too desensitized to jerk off to tits like the olden days!

Titty drops are the competitive women mind in action, competing to be top tip and witnessing that unfold is possibly why we’re here living in these times. It’s our destiny.

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