I may seem to be annoyed and uptight when I angrily post about the steady flow of disappointing whores that are celebrated in our society, while simultaneously celebrating their tits, it’s the dichotomy of being a pervert….you hate what you want to fuck, or you want to fuck what you hate because you don’t actually really care either way, you’re more into the tits….everything else is just noise…

I do catch myself whining, instead of just making classic tit jokes, and I do sometimes act a little too serious, dropping heavy bullshit on people….but the truth is, it’s all a fucking joke to me, nothing I saw is actually serious, even if it seems to be in the level of BORING that it is….I think everything out there is fucking hilarious, even the dumb as fuck shit…

SO the only HEAVY shit I actually like or want to see dropped are TITTY…

Luckily, in this overly serious world filled with outrage and whiners, there are still girls bringing the right KIND of heavy and dropping it like we want them to drop it on our faces and head….

TITTY DROPS…the future of sport, the NEXT PICKLEBALL..and these are the first to the gate…

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TITTY DROPS!

I think one of the most important things a woman can do with her tits, is probably something you wish you could do with your repressed testicles, and that’s let the fuckingf drop…

It’s just a what’s the point of having tits if you’re not going to produce content around you letting them bounce out of your shirt, bra, bikini top, whatever, so long as it comes with full reverb, like it’s in the midst of a civilization ending earthquake, like they are sitting on the trampoline while a fat chick practices her fat flips, just a jiggle to flash, rather than just a flash…the artistry, inspiring, but the tits, even more inspiring…

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If you’ve got titties and even if you don’t have titties, because I was looking at before and after plastic surgery titties for most of the night last night and some tits are fucking weird, some are disfigured like they were in an accident, or got cancer from their weak genetics, but even if you got those mutated, mangled, birth defect titties…HOP ON THE TREND…and DROP them titties.

It’s a fun, probably not family friendly, except maybe to the “FREE THE NIPPLE” types who believe that tits are natural even when they aren’t and in being part of nature, they should be revealed and ultimate, I don’t really care…so long as the TITTY drops happen!

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WHAT IS THAT SOUND?

TITTY DROPS….

Unfortunately, not INTO MY MOUTH..

But I’ll still watch the process unfold, because crafty titty flashing is fun to me, thanks to the TITTIES!

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Titty Drops are the act of slowly releasing the tit to the world from it’s oppressive captive, the shirt, bra, or really any clothing that stands between us and the tit.

It’s the turn on the camera, put it in slow motion and pull the top up or down, depending on how much bounce you want for your artistic version of a tit flash.

The winning TITTY drop is pretty much all titty drops, because we get to see the tit, but for the sake of making girls continuously produce titty drops, I like to think of it as a sport like Figure Skating and Gymnastics, where judges decide on the artistic merit, technical difficulty and overall execution of said drop.

It’s not the biggest tit that wins, but having some weight in your tits can help, it’s about trying to be different, while basically doing what society is telling you to do for internet content, because I remember an era when NO tits were flashed because women feared repercussions and future self shame, but NOT anymore, be thankful of that!

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Not all titty drops are created equally, obviously….but in a world of no winners and no losers…with a generation of people getting A for Effort and participation awards…the real winner is you…and me…because we get to watch a bunch of girls pull out their tits in some theatrical, dramatic, over the top game….it’s like why just pull out the tit, when you can do it in slow motion while making it bounce….for artistic integrity or some shit.

The point is that I think most things should have a winner and loser, as a loser in life, you have to get familiarized with not everything being COMMUNIST and equal…but when it comes to pulling tit out, even the shit tits are fun to watch, sometimes for fun than the hot tit….so here are TITTY DROPS..

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Wait until you see the titties I am going to drop as today’s top post….

YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT….

Yes, I am overhyping it…but here are some random titty drops to get you ready for it.

ARE YOU READY?

I CAN’T HEAR YOU?

ARE YOU READY?

I’d be such a great hype man, it doesn’t translate on shitty blog posts no one reads, but I think Titty Drops save me on a spiritual level and by making this post matter.

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The most fun game on the internet is the Titty Drop….because it involves tits being dropped out of tops….

When you think of other internet games, they are pretty fucking depressing and designed for lame fucking normies living their boring lives, either with their Farmville or Draw Along nonsense….or WORD games…fuck off and show us your tits like a normal fucking girl who understands real internet games….

You see, when tits are involved, things are better….and here are some TITTY drops…

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Titty drops are one of the better games to happen to the internet.

I know what you’re thinkng…..”But what about using the internet to propagandize people into cutting off their genitals and changing their genders”….sure that’s always a fun kind of troll but this is better….

“But what about using the internet to feed retards with fake storylines to further divide them over things like wearing masks that have proven to not work and to get shots that have proven to not work, all because idiots do what they are told without any questions”….true, that was pretty hilarious, like the ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE but with real health consequences…but this is better…

“But what about the normalization of porn, where women you were blacklisted by 20 years ago for having the lowest level contact with porn, are now old ladies running their Onlyfans with a cupboard full of dildos and a full on porn addiction, owning sex work as real work, thanks to the intenret”….sure…I guess we needed that to have this…..but this is up there with that…..

It’s the TITTY DROP….a game for girls who want to flash their tits to play since everyone needs a reason to flash their tits…otherwise it’s just shameless!

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WHAT IS THAT SOUND….

Yes, that’s my fat wife’s stomach making some fuck up noises that I know I’ll be wiping off the toilet seat later tonight….but you can’t hear that, this is a computer screen and words on your screen…it’s just the SOUNDS that I am hearing right now, which is unfortunately not at the ZEN frequency I need it to be at for enlightenment…..

The sounds I was talking about was the sound of the titty drop, just a slop motion tit being spilled out of the shirt, to bounce like it’s a new sport, that is far less gay than actual sports where people get hard over dudes trying to throw balls through imaginary goal posts in exchange for millions of dollars.

The point of the story is, i think Titty Drops are great.

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