People are all obsessed with Pickelball, acting like it’s the single most important sport in the world and it might be. I mean I see that shit popping up everywhere, with influencers hopping on the trend like it’s getting tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, you know it’s hit critical mass and the hive mind…..

I like to think the more interesting new sport that is not a formalized league, but if I was a billionaire from my DOT COM work, would be a formalized sport, because what the fuck else would I spend my money on….is the competitive content that is the TITTY DROP…

Just tits people pulled out in artistic and athletic ways!

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Titty Drops are not an organized sport, but I saw that Pillow Fighting was aired on ESPN, so we’re hopefully that in our lifetime it will be.

For now, it’s just an amateur demonstration, learning the different strategies and as an amateur demonstration, we get to the the judges who can rank the titty drops on artistic, technical and overall performance.

This is the good time for the titty drop because it’s not quite on the international level, where a bunch of shameless opportunists participate in their clever dropping the titty out of their tops.

For now, it’s an object of love, passion and joy from the experience of pulling the titty out, which means, it’s the best time to enjoy a titty drop for its pure titty drop intention before it becomes commercialized.

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The most important new sport, at least according to a pervert like me, is not Pickleball, it’s not Arena Football, it’s not the Rock’s XFL, it’s not those Spike Ball faggots in the park where there is always at least one topless bro. It’s the titty drop..

It’s not an organized league, it’s not even a sport really, but it is very competitive and it could be, so if there are any investors out there, let’s make it DrunkenStepfather’s legacy, the Titty Drop league….I’m ready and can bring a huge audience of 2-3 people for the pay-per-view streams….

Or you can just steal the idea and leave me out of the upside, it’s happened before, it’ll happen again, I don’t give a fuck, I’m in it for the titty drop.

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Oops……

Titty DROPS…which are generally not an accidental tit falling out of a shirt when a woman is bending over to get you a coffee or to serve you at the diner, but it happens…

These Titty Drops, are more of a scripted tribute to that, a little performative, but not in an annoying way like actual theatre, which is gay as shit….or even stand up comedy, which people seem really excited to experience from a bunch of losers who just drop the same jokes in different cities, over and over again, like fucking groundhog day and not in a good way, because it’s lazy and boring…no matter how well paid they are…

Titty Drops are a better kind of scripted, even if practiced in front of the mirror many times before releasing them to the world….

Here are those titty drops….that aren’t an OOPS, but are more a “imagine this was an accidental flash”….it’s good.

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Like Kubrick’s moon landing that happened over 50 years ago today, these titty drops are OUT of this world….or at least as out of the world as his moon landing, which is pretty much ON this world, but still substantial enough to make a national event out of, so long as we have the right brainwashing marketers on board to let the people know and understand that Titty Drops are the future….or the now…or just amazing…

The titty drop is a slow motion titty reveal, a stylized flash, showcasing the titty’s athleticism, and as someone into looking at a tit bounch, even a fat girl tit, the titty drop is a great way to spend a day on the internet, so check em out….it’s the important content you need.

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Titty Drops are just such a fun way to present the tits to the world. It’s dynamic, creative, it’s exciting, it’s adventurous, it has personality, it allows the tits to really do their best work, to shine like the titty stars they are….it is basically gymnastics for titties….motion in an otherwise stagnant world and for that reason alone, I like when girls make them titties BOUNCE while simultaneously SHOWING ME THE TITTY!

Here are some TITTY DROPS..

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Titty Drops are basically a Titty Bounce added to a Titty Flash which in a world obsessed with titties, is great, meaningful, uplifting, perfect content.

You see, we don’t need educational content, since we’re all half retards, we don’t need inspiring content since we are all dead on the inside, we don’t need funny content since comedy is dead and nothing is actually funny anymore, we just need mindless titty content to feed our empty souls because staring at tits, although not very productive, is some of the best times I’ve had in my uneventful life…

I appreciate the TITTY drop machine, I wish I had a Titty Drop Machine for anytime I left the house, but this TITTY Drop machine is in the form of user generated titty drop content and I’m into it..

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I think I probably overwhelm you with all the amazing content that I post, it’s just too many titty drops to handle, when other sites just post on titty drop and call it a day or content piece, I’m over here uploading dozens because I want EVERY top Titty Drop available to us over the last week documented and cataloged, for the future of Titty drop historians after Titty Drops become the national sport, fuck baseball, the USA is run by tits, and this is the best way to challenge tits, to test tits, to put tits in an athletic setting….MEDALS MUST BE WON….CHAMPIONS MADE…but in the meantime, we’re just navigating the new sport that’s not year a sport, using this archive as a resource to master all the tricks of the titty drop trade….

I have big hope for titty drops..

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I guess when you have stupidly large tits, you’d be an idiot to not post them to the internet to get subscribers, likes, followers, friends, gifts, you know…BIG TITS are a currency that can be traded for ALL YOUR DREAMS if you have them….

I guess when you have stupidly large tits, you’d be an idiot to not post them in a video format, rather than just in picture, to show people just how much size, girth, weight, and give those titties have….

If you’re wired into the female hive mind, you’d be an idiot to get inspired by other girls doing the same thing, making it a friendly competition between like minded TITTIES all for perverts like us to have amble titty entertainment from randoms…..

The better news, small tit girls can hop on the trend too, FUN for the WHOLE tit owning family, so long as they are 18+…but even more fun for us lonely tit obsessed losers…

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I think that Internet content is pretty fucking lazy, because we’re a very fucking lazy society of losers…

Whether it’s the quest for instant gratification…or not actually working towards a goal….where just showing your tits is enough to get what you need to make those dreams come true and not even in a creative way, just in the same boring way countless other mindless, medicated, half retard, tit owners do….while playing follow-the tit leader in this tit-based economy….because the easiest way to get the attention and money and where you need to go is by resorting to your tits…

I almost appreciate the Titty Drop Trend, that’s just a fraction more creative, intersting, conceptualized, and entertaining than other titty flashing…because when society is lazy and not pushing the limits, boundaries and expectations, but rather doing the bare minimum, you take the titty content you get…and this is probably some of the best self produced titty content around….

TITY DROPS…

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