Titty drop – the most hyped up sport since pickleball….

I don’t know why I view the titty drops as some sort of competitive sport, it is cleary just the hive mind seeing another girl do something, get attention or feedback for it, and jumping on board. It’s like when housewives get jealous of other housewives because of the high tech tupperware they just scored because their husband got a nice bonus at work. Keeping up with the Joneses shit.

Only better, because it’s not some FOMO or jealousy of some expensive item a bitch bought because a Kardashian promoted it, it’s actually scaled down and reduced to core human nature of men loving tit…so make them titties bounce and keep motherfuckers engaged…because some will throw money at you….we’re a lonely and desperate species made weak with the tit.

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

It’s a celebration…

The server is supposed to be back up and running, so we’re back in business or whatever the fuck this is….that’s not quite a business but it’s something pretty fucking weird that I just can’t give up because I love titty drops so much…

It’s a celebration…..

The server is supposed to be back up and running, so they haven’t taken me out yet, not that they’d take me out, they don’t really bother taking out those who don’t really exist.

Titty drops!

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

Pickleball may be all the rage, all I hear about is Pickleball this and Pickleball that, you know the hottest newest freshest sport around….Rich fucks are making courts in their backyards, local tennis courts are transitioning into pickleball courts like a high school gamer who has no
friends and figures getting tits will make him more likeable….

What people aren’t realizing is the far more exciting and superior activity is the TITTY DROP, just dropping tits on video in slow motion, uploaded to the internet.

It requires no equipment, just tits. It requires no skill, no rules, no standard operating procedures, just tits. Even a retard with tits can do it, so I think the real thing rich people need to be building in the backyard is Titty Drop Arenas, where TITTY Drops go to be celebrated, but luckily for us, they happen anywhere and everywhere, including the internet because you don’t need a TITTY DROP ARENA to experience a TITTY drop.

Posted in:Titty Drop

A few years ago a group of guys started some volleyball inspired game called Spikeball that went viral on the internet and now you can’t go through a park or beach on the summer without seeing a bunch of topless dudes standing around a circle playing Spikeball…it’s a cultural phenomenon…

I accidentally saw an ad today for the Spikeball Nation Championships, meaning that they’ve not only made millions off a sport for bros, they’ve also branded it as a sports league, a stadium selling out event, a ranking system where only the best of the best topless Spikeball bros survivor.

I’d like to see that same energy applied to titty drops, the art of flashing tit with style and bounce…

Here are some TITTY DROPS

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

For as long as I’ve known that tits are a fucking thing, the girls who have owned those tits already knew having tits was a fucking thing.

Meaning, the use of tits, whether in tight shirt or bathing suit was always a form of manipulating men…

Meaning, that for as long as I can remember, girls with great tits have been willing to show me their tits, usually in a flashing “you can’t have these hot tits” scenario. Even back in High School, there were girls EAGER to pull the tits out, to show the tits off. and to get what they want out of the tits, far before there was actual transactional relationships with the tits online.

Sure, it was a little more effort, negotiation, manipulation, but it would happen…and it was more fun that just subscribing to a set of tits on some website, but the fact is that girls with and even those without tits, know how to use the tits, how to flash the tits, how to be creative with their tits, because at their core, they want you to see the tits…so here are some titty drops…

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

I like to think of Titty Drops as a pre-motorboating titty experience, you know just a slow lift and release of a tit as it bounces back into it’s fully natural or semi-natural place, all released from the shackles of man, those patriarchy bras, shirts and bikini tops, that just oppress women by creating a barrier between us misogynists who reduce them to their tits…

So to me, the jiggle into it’s natural stance, is the moment in which I would dive in, provided that there wasn’t a screen between us, and that this wasn’t bullshit internet content, while I’m out here trying to suck on real tits not bullshit videos of tits…

Either way, they are tits.

CLICK MORE FOR MORE MORE MORE MORE…..

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

Hey girls, it looks like you dropped something…..

Titties….

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

Titty Drops….

In the competitive world of being a woman, which is really the pressure they put on each other to live up to their own ideals of what men actually want….

Sometimes their only super power to win in the battle of being a woman, is the tits since they all have a pussy they are willing to use for the right opportunity.

So the Titty Drop is a venue for these chicks to fight it out based on who has the hotter tits, the bouncier tits, the most fun tits, the most creative and being flashed tits….

It’s a place where they go head to head, or tit to tit, to say “Look at me, give me the attention, subscribe to my feed, jerk off to me, not that other bitch”.

Unless it’s just hive mind shit, where girls see other girls having fun doing it so they hop on, but that’s always because they think they can do it better, since the girls who don’t think they can do it better don’t bother….

So here’s some ego tits trying to win our hearts and I LIKE IT…

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

You should not sexualize the tits, because sexualizing tits is a misogynist trait that was created by the patriarchy that is invisible, yet all women seem to hate it or are scared of it, because it is keeping them down…

Which is precisely why they take the “my eyes are up here” approach when they walk around with their tits hanging out of their shirts, their nipples hard, their braless jiggles….because they want to make sure you know their tits aren’t to be sexualized, they are to feed babies, they just don’t have babies because they are Sex and the City raised self absorbed stunted children themselves, but their tits are for feeding their future babies they don’t plan on having and the fact they make videos of their tits bouncing out of shirts is to PROVE that point…it’s to say “Don’t sexualize my tits, they are for feeding babies, SEE these are my tits, for baby feeding, not for sexualizing, that’s why I post them, for the
freedom and normalization of tits, which is why I fondle them and tweak the nipples and do it in a seemingly sexual way, just to prove how NON sexual tits are”…

In conclusion, I sexualize tits.

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

Thursdays are for TITTY DROPS, but I guess every day is for TITTY DROPS, because tits are awesome when they aren’t being dropped, even just hanging out in shirts are good titty time, even in bra tits are great…so animating that shit up with some theatrics, some bread and circus, some splash in the pan, some pomp and circumstance, some MONEY SHOT, some POP SHOT, some excitement by slowly dropping them out of their shirt makes the whole experience, which is already a great experience, even better…

So if being titty flashed seems to be only thing good in this world to you, being titty flashed by titty droppers is better….so here is some uplifting titty being dropped in ways you’d probably like to help pick up with your mouth, or penis, due to being the classy gentleman you are.

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop