TITTY DROPS!

I don’t really need to go into the whole amazingness of a Titty Drop…the idea that flashing tits is fun is a tale as old as time, it’s the whole point women have tits, I mean, along with the whole feeding babies shit….but just today I’ve seen at least 5 sets of tits in tight shirts with hard nipples…basically a titty flash and that was at the fucking grocery store…so it’s safe to say that girls are into showing their tits and not just at Mardi Gras….because like us, they know, tits are great…

The titty drop is the gamification of the titty flash, a little look how fun our titties are to flash on the internet cuz we want people to see our tits and the good news is that this motherfucker’s lookin…and so should you.

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Titty dropping is a pretty simple concept of flashing the tits but in a fun way cuz everyone’s doing it…and as you know when everyone’s doing it, it must be the right thing to do for yourself, you know cuz everyone’s doing, how could anything go wrong, it’s a follow the leader society where the leader doesn’t exist, it’s just general consensus….which is a terrible thing, except when it comes to girls flashing their tits…

So people like tits, girls with tits like flashing tits, so heres’s a bunch of tits being dropped…because we love tits…or I love tits and the women who show them…

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As ridiculous as the world is, I am pretty happy that girls feel compelled to doing TITTY Drop content for the sake of doing Titty Drop content…it’s like “HERE ARE MY TITTIES, WATCH THEM DROP”…

As slutty as we’ve become as a people, you know porn is appealing, cumming is fun, evil is exciting and easy to buy into….I am still always surprised to see girls pulling out their tits in content you’d expect they’d only send to their boyfriends….because I remember when getting nudes was a challenge…now it’s just like “give it to everyone”…and it’s fun to be part of the everyone…because I’ve asked to see tits 1000s of times and have been rejected, and I am sure even these girls would be shy to show their tits in person, but on the internet, they sext us alls and we don’t even have to try…pretty good deal…

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TITTY DROPS….

So the other day when my balls dropped, I thought what if these were tits, wouldn’t that be more fun…..and then I came across this online movement that is under the radar because the mainstream, despite being degenerate perverts who sell nudes, fuck hookers, do really gross things they shouldn’t do, because they can….doesn’t report it…

BUT my hard hitting journalism, we call it SLEUTH detective work…some INVESTIGATIVE journalism…where’s MY FUCKING PULITZER…do they give journalists PULITZERS? Well I fucking want one…I’m on the front lines of TITTY drops…not the FRONT lines of a FAKE virus…but the FRONT LINES OF TITTY drops…and that should count for something…

Turns out it doesn’t, but at least you can see tits being revealed out of shirts in a fun, modern, convenient, flashing way!

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So many titties…not enough drops…

The titty drop is a way to make a game out of flashing your tits….you know make a little theatrics around it…a little mystery or cock tease…as she lifts her shirt slowly only to reveal the full tit in a state of bounce…that’s how you know it’s a drop…clearly an activity girls are into cuz every day so many titty drops happen but we’re only here to catch a handful of them…not the best, not the worst, just the first bunch I see, cuz otherwise that would require effort and this is clearly enough effort…if you look around at those BANNERS on the site…notice that NONE OF THEM PAY ME…cuz all the ad networks think this is a porn site…when CLEARLY it’s just an empowering tits to be dropped because it’s fun and we want to see your tits…tits of all size…site…HATERS.

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If you’re going to drop something, it might as well be tits…and not soap….in the men’s locker room…before being raped by a gym bro…like it’s some team initiation or brotherhood you’re not really into…as you bleed out on the floor…..

I mean…what’s more to be said, right…that just about covers it…a girl with tits, pulling her shirt up slowly, to make her titties seemingly bounce as they fall from the sky thanks to gravity…much like the spacex ship returning to earth…or that astroid that we hope takes us all out…I mean everyone except me..I’m a fucking cockroach….

The titty drop..not a complex thing, but a way to get girls to gamify flashing and make it a fun thing to do…rather than a shameless thing to do..so other tits do it too…

BIG fan over here…and all tits of all sizes are welcome to be dropped…even if we’re not there to pick them up with our vaginas or mouths like that stripper who used to pick up her tips with her cunt…you know since we’re men…RIGHT.

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Titty…DROP!

It’s like MIC DROP…but less fucking queer because it’s the right kind of viral trend to bring into your day to day life because it involves tits..

Where MIC DROPs are just a billboard or neon sign with an arrow pointed at some asshole who thinks he’s made a great point and drops the mic to show how confident he is in that point to which I would argue if they were so confident in what they said, why they gotta use PUPPET fucking SHEEP things like MIC DROPS to close their argument…

I am anti-MIC DROPS….by idiots of the internet.

I am into TITTY drops…by babes of the internet even when they aren’t actual babes…they are still tits…

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