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2021

24

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I am a firm believer that being flashed tits is amazing….and that girls who flash their tits are amazing…even if the tits aren’t amazing, it’s overshadowed by the amazingness of the tits being flashed….and it takes the RIGHT kind of girl to pull her titties out for either a laugh, a troll, an attempt to give a boner…and all those other girls not flashing tits are just losers…

I am also a firm believer in asking girls to flash me their tits, whether I know them or not, I’m the “hey, how about you pull out your tit”….or “You know what would be funny, if you pulled out your tit”….you know a soft sell approach to negotiation where I like them thinking the flash was there idea, when really it was my idea because I am a titty loving pervert…you know manipulate them for the greater good of anyone who gets to see the tits..

Since life is all on the internet now, the flashing from a car road tripping next to you, or being flashed by some fat white lady in New Orleans at a conference for Insurance brokers, who had one too many hurricanes, or just being flashed by drunk girls in general…in any and all locations aren’t needed….because girls are coming together online to flash their tits for the sake of flashing tit and here’s a bunch of tits getting flashed.

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2021

17

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

TITTY DROPS!

I don’t really need to go into the whole amazingness of a Titty Drop…the idea that flashing tits is fun is a tale as old as time, it’s the whole point women have tits, I mean, along with the whole feeding babies shit….but just today I’ve seen at least 5 sets of tits in tight shirts with hard nipples…basically a titty flash and that was at the fucking grocery store…so it’s safe to say that girls are into showing their tits and not just at Mardi Gras….because like us, they know, tits are great…

The titty drop is the gamification of the titty flash, a little look how fun our titties are to flash on the internet cuz we want people to see our tits and the good news is that this motherfucker’s lookin…and so should you.

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2021

10

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty dropping is a pretty simple concept of flashing the tits but in a fun way cuz everyone’s doing it…and as you know when everyone’s doing it, it must be the right thing to do for yourself, you know cuz everyone’s doing, how could anything go wrong, it’s a follow the leader society where the leader doesn’t exist, it’s just general consensus….which is a terrible thing, except when it comes to girls flashing their tits…

So people like tits, girls with tits like flashing tits, so heres’s a bunch of tits being dropped…because we love tits…or I love tits and the women who show them…

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2021

03

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

As ridiculous as the world is, I am pretty happy that girls feel compelled to doing TITTY Drop content for the sake of doing Titty Drop content…it’s like “HERE ARE MY TITTIES, WATCH THEM DROP”…

As slutty as we’ve become as a people, you know porn is appealing, cumming is fun, evil is exciting and easy to buy into….I am still always surprised to see girls pulling out their tits in content you’d expect they’d only send to their boyfriends….because I remember when getting nudes was a challenge…now it’s just like “give it to everyone”…and it’s fun to be part of the everyone…because I’ve asked to see tits 1000s of times and have been rejected, and I am sure even these girls would be shy to show their tits in person, but on the internet, they sext us alls and we don’t even have to try…pretty good deal…

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2021

27

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

You gotta admit that it’s pretty fucking amazing that we don’t have to be the sleazy drunken perverts we used to be in order to see tits…because as a heavy drinker, who spent all kinds of time as the creep in various bars, clubs, parties and even raves..I’d go where the cheap booze was…I have done enough “Show me your tits” to either not see tits, or see awesome tits to which I would say “Now show me your bush”…to which they’d say “I don’t have a bush”….to which I’d say “Prove it”….you know endless fun when you were didn’t get cancelled for being sleazy….

But you don’t need to be cancelled for being sleazy, all these girls do the work for us, here’s a bunch of titty drops, which is basically a titty flash, with a little more gamification to it…you know the slow reveal…watch the tits fall out of the shirt they are in…and we didn’t even ask them to do it…they just did it on their own cuz tits are awesome so why not show them

We are the winners because we get access to this and we don’t even need say anything to get it….because girls remain amazing and here’s the proof.

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2021

20

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

TITTY DROPS….

So the other day when my balls dropped, I thought what if these were tits, wouldn’t that be more fun…..and then I came across this online movement that is under the radar because the mainstream, despite being degenerate perverts who sell nudes, fuck hookers, do really gross things they shouldn’t do, because they can….doesn’t report it…

BUT my hard hitting journalism, we call it SLEUTH detective work…some INVESTIGATIVE journalism…where’s MY FUCKING PULITZER…do they give journalists PULITZERS? Well I fucking want one…I’m on the front lines of TITTY drops…not the FRONT lines of a FAKE virus…but the FRONT LINES OF TITTY drops…and that should count for something…

Turns out it doesn’t, but at least you can see tits being revealed out of shirts in a fun, modern, convenient, flashing way!

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2021

13

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

So many titties…not enough drops…

The titty drop is a way to make a game out of flashing your tits….you know make a little theatrics around it…a little mystery or cock tease…as she lifts her shirt slowly only to reveal the full tit in a state of bounce…that’s how you know it’s a drop…clearly an activity girls are into cuz every day so many titty drops happen but we’re only here to catch a handful of them…not the best, not the worst, just the first bunch I see, cuz otherwise that would require effort and this is clearly enough effort…if you look around at those BANNERS on the site…notice that NONE OF THEM PAY ME…cuz all the ad networks think this is a porn site…when CLEARLY it’s just an empowering tits to be dropped because it’s fun and we want to see your tits…tits of all size…site…HATERS.

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2021

06

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

If you’re going to drop something, it might as well be tits…and not soap….in the men’s locker room…before being raped by a gym bro…like it’s some team initiation or brotherhood you’re not really into…as you bleed out on the floor…..

I mean…what’s more to be said, right…that just about covers it…a girl with tits, pulling her shirt up slowly, to make her titties seemingly bounce as they fall from the sky thanks to gravity…much like the spacex ship returning to earth…or that astroid that we hope takes us all out…I mean everyone except me..I’m a fucking cockroach….

The titty drop..not a complex thing, but a way to get girls to gamify flashing and make it a fun thing to do…rather than a shameless thing to do..so other tits do it too…

BIG fan over here…and all tits of all sizes are welcome to be dropped…even if we’re not there to pick them up with our vaginas or mouths like that stripper who used to pick up her tips with her cunt…you know since we’re men…RIGHT.

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2021

29

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Losers drop mics or make “mic drop” jokes….that other losers laugh at like it’s the funniest thing in the fucking world because people are idiots and like familiar jokes…you know quoting movies…do the “BORAT”….that shit used to drive me fucking crazy….but it’s not about those people…it’s about these people and these people drop tits or make “titty drops”…because gamify flashing your tits and if you’re into familiar things or being involved in things OTHER people are doing because it’s less scary than doing somethng original…hence a world of lemmings….

So girls with big tits who know they should flash the tits, and girls with small tits who are happy with their small tits and want in on the fun, come together for the titty drop and I’m about staring…it’s why they do it you know…

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2021

22

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty drops are the best kind of drops…not that I know many other kinds of drops…I mean there’s dropping babies, which could be a better kind of drop assuming you’re the dad and you can get away with it after first hand knowledge that the dad life isn’t for you…”I dropped the baby into the well…it was an accident…can we call it SIDS?”…..then there are “music” drops…where the marketers who make too much money hype up a dumb song from a dumb overpaid pop singer….”ALBUM DROPS SOON”….there’s dropping your pants and pulling your pathetic penis out for hookers, strippers, or strangers…but that usually ends with shame….or a sex offender charge….you can drop it like it’s hot…but that doesn’t mean anything..it’s just a quote used in pop music as a slogan or expression for the basic idiots with no minds to use in their day to day conversation…there’s dropping egg…where girls egg hits their fallopian tube…you know ready to be inseminated…which is the lead in to dropping the baby….I guess you can drop a deuce..but I hate talking about shitting…so we’ll just pretend we don’t do that….dropping loads….but dropping is a little overhyping or inflating the pathetic dribble that if I am lucky I pretend is dropping loads…I guess your balls can drop when you’re a kid and for some people they never drop…and I don’t see how that’s any better than titty drops…so in conclusion big tits being used proper thanks to social pressure since everyone is a follower….makes for good drops…and here’s today’s round-up.

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