Titty…DROP!

It’s like MIC DROP…but less fucking queer because it’s the right kind of viral trend to bring into your day to day life because it involves tits..

Where MIC DROPs are just a billboard or neon sign with an arrow pointed at some asshole who thinks he’s made a great point and drops the mic to show how confident he is in that point to which I would argue if they were so confident in what they said, why they gotta use PUPPET fucking SHEEP things like MIC DROPS to close their argument…

I am anti-MIC DROPS….by idiots of the internet.

I am into TITTY drops…by babes of the internet even when they aren’t actual babes…they are still tits…

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TITTY DROPS….if you’re going to drop anything, it might as well be a set of tits…because other drops are pretty fucking annoying at least when they marketing scams to try to get the losers of instagram to buy instagram brand products….”Kylie’s latest pussy mending cream called Bruce’s Choice”….or “Goop releases a horse cock dildo to get into all the nooks and crannies of a bitches womb”….LIMITED EDITION…..I mean what other drops are there…maybe your balls dropping, but only one dropped so that doesn’t count…I guess you could drop your drink when you pass out on the couch…which is always upsetting making TITTY drops the best kind of drop out there…unless there are other drops I am not thinking about….like drop kicking influencers or aspiring influencers you see taking selfies of themselves in public like it’s not embarrassing, even though it is embarrassing….meaning the only drop better than the TITTY DROP is when someone will eventually drop the Kardashian family’s jet out of the sky to rid the world of what I consider to be the worst domestic terrorism to date…these women ruin other women…

TITTY DROPS…the gamification of flashing tits…where girls with tits flash their tits in a fun way because ultimately, girls clearly love showing off their tits if they’ve got tits…and in being coded to follow the fucking leader…they all end jumping onto the trending trends…and luckily titty drops are a trend..an amazing trend…because I want to see ALL titties drop….and here’s this week’s selection.

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I may complain about how disgusting everyone is, trying to be the best version of each other, all self involved, but still the fucking same as everyone else, taking those selfies, trying to hit that 100k a month on Only Fans money, or that million followers to launch a bikini line to sell to, you know these Godless, Spiritless, Drones who just buy into anything they are sold are terrible…..

But the fact is, they get naked on the internet in the process, meaning it would be way worse if the shameless self promotion of the people of the internet, just trying to outdo each other and go viral, didn’t get naked….or half naked…or sexualize themselves…

So it’s actually a great time to be alive for the visuals, just don’t read their bullshit opinions on anything ever…..they’re just saying what they are told to….

But definitely look at their titties!

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HOLY TITTY DROPS…

We live in an era where big titty women KNOW the importance of their big tits, as they try to fit in with the general vibe of society, which is that you need to have a social media account, you need to build a personal brand, you need to send nudes to dudes you connect with, especially if they are willing to pay, because otherwise you’re not mainstream, and not being mainstream is scary…it’s just that to someone who remembers when hot tits were hard to see…..and not something every women posted on the internet freely….it makes for A LOT of tits to dig through, I mean SO MANY TITS…how can we survive…we’re not coded to process THIS much tit….a good problem to have…and nice thing to experience…you know I could have PREDICTED this or hoped for this….the fall of normals into WET ASS PUSSY music and sex work….but I always thought women were grossed out by this behavior when it was done by other girls…but I guess they’re into the dopamine and thrill it gives them…or they are just trying to fit it…

I remember when the GAP and going to the mall was mainstream….this is another level….and I believe if you got the tits…show em…it’s primal…just don’t cry about the patriarchy sexualizing tits…understand that tits are something that turn us on, even when you try to pretend they don’t…or think they shouldn’t…as you post pics of your tits for the views….it’s confusing me…you dumb fucks…

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TITTY DROPS….the gamification of flashing big enough tits to get a slow motion bounce when flashing said tits…I don’t know when Titty drops started, but leave it up to the internet of perverts to come up with strategic ways to flash their titties…which in the event you were wondering…is the best way for titties to be treated in content on the internet because there is nothing worse than awesome tits that aren’t being flashed…not that that happens…any girl with awesome tits knows she has awesome tits and knows she needs to cash in on those tits…even if she has another job….because nice tits are something special that shouldn’t be hidden away in shame or modesty…THEY SHOULD BE DROPPED like billionaire Kanye Dropping new shoes for his 6 billion dollar empire….

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TITTY DROPS are the most wonderful drops there are….

I know what you’re thinking, that when your balls dropped it was better than all the titty drops, because you were no longer a ball-less freak at 25 years old. Pretty embarrassing…..then there are those of you losers out there into the whole streetwear thing who also do drops….that idiots line up for to pay insane amounts of money for things like T-shirts….or now there’s the VACCINE drops where people are actually posting pics of them socializing again, since they are vaccinated, like they couldn’t socialize pre-vaccinations, despite the vaccines not working….which always makes me laugh…

But these drops are about girls flashing their tits in a fun bouncy way, and everything is better with breasts…

The point is, if you got breasts, show those breasts…in this fun and amazing way!

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I don’t know about you, but I figure if you’ve got tits, you might as well be showing them off, whether for attention or money or both, they are a gift and allow women to control men.

I know women like to think that they live in a patriarchy, that men look down on women and don’t let them into their men clubs, even though women work in basically every industry at every level, basically debunking that…

But the truth is that women have us by the balls, they are the motivation for men to be successful, they are what men want to consume in content, they are basically the focal point of any male conversation, tits are what we’re into…so women, at least the smart ones have used that to their advantage and girls who haven’t are just dumb…even small tits can get BIG results…and you’re just born with them, they don’t require work or effort, they are just there…

So gamifying the titty flash into a Titty Drop makes for a fun way for me to look at tits, for you to look at tits, for women to show their tits, on their own, at their own volition, because they just want you to see the tits…so here they are…

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If you’re a girl with big tits and you’re not partaking in the titty drop challenge of the internet, but you are wearing your MASK in the stores, then you are an idiot…because titty drops are amazing and they take the shamelessness out of flashing your tits, which isn’t something to ever feel shame for, but people are shy, I get that….even in an era of talking about their anal leakage on twitter like it is their diary….but I get it…to flash your tit is so naughty….well NOT WHEN IT IS A GAME….

Because then it just becomes a GAME…where the winner is all of us who get to see the tits…and I guess the girl showing her tits, finding a whole new use for her tits, like the ability to monetize her tits for those who like the tits…because why save your tits for your husband or partner or some asshole you’re dating who will just disappoint you….when you can share them with the world and get the praise they deserve..

It feels good to make people happy….and it feels good for people to give positive feedback about your tits…so get going…and TITTY DROP…them TITTIES since they aren’t going to DROP themselves!

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You have to appreciate the evolution of a titty flash….what was once reserved for college bus trips to the volleyball tournament, Jerry Springer episodes that were Too Hot for TV, or Girls Gone Wild Springbreak insanity, that ended up getting Girls Gone Wild in trouble for documenting….then there’s the Mardi Gras thing…I’ve been flashed over the years both by asking to be flashed and by surprise…and it only too a specific kind of girl to do that flashing…

NOW…it is a trending internet challenge called the TITTY DROP….

So girls who aren’t even wasted, making bad decisions, that they’ll either live with for their life or sue and get paid out for…has become self produced content that will live on the internet forever and that they’ll chase to get deleted in 10 years when they find god, or a real job or a husband who isn’t into titty flashers….and the whole thing is pretty amazing..

The internet has made flashing tits seem like a great idea that people just hop into and do becuase they have tits they want seen…without any concept of “maybe this won’t age well”….or “maybe I won’t be into this down the line”…it’s that instant gratification thrill….one I like watching…

LET THEM TITTIES DROP….and maybe some of your balls will drop you underdeveloped fucks…

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Wanna know my favorite sound?

When a TITTY DROP…

I mean not really, I actually don’t give a fuck about big tits because I like all tits, even shitty tits….but I do like that girls have figured out ways to flash their tits and make a fun game out of it so it just seems like hopping on a social media trend…instead of flashing their tits to the internet for a thrill or attention….you gamify that shit…

In this series of titties being dropped…you will see girls dropping their tits for the internet of all shapes and sizes…some terrifying…some hot…all worth watching because they are tits being dropped man…do you really need me to walk you through this…

I mean I could caption each one with my famous, world reknowned, award winning, visionary wit…

But they are tits being dropped…that’s all there is to it…a

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