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Toni Braxton’s Dress Falls Off on Stage of the Day

Toni Braxton is alive…and practicing one of her earlier rolls as a stripper…a stripper they want you to think was discovered when she was singing to herself as she was “Pumping Gas”…which I am guessing is code for rubbing her asshole on a dude’s leg for 10 dollars a song…but that’s just because it’s more fun than thinking about Toni Braxton pumping gas, especially when it is in reference to her dress melting away in the least erotic fucking way possible where she awkwardly dances with a dude in her leotard, hoping no one will notice, but I guess someone noticed, since it ended up on TMZ…which was convenient since before her dress fell off no one remembered Toni Braxton ever was…

I call this…unbreak her dress…she looks better that way….

Here’s the video


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Toni Braxton’s Vagina in a Tight Outfit of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Toni Braxton was thinking when she put this outfit on, but I can only assume it had something to do with her wanting the world to see exactly what her vagina looked like, bush included…despite the fact that she doesn’t have the body needed to pull this kind of thing off….but was so committed to the cause that she just threw her shame away and ran with it and really any bitch willing to expose her cunt, even if it’s in some PVC shit is good enough to at least try to jerk off to, because they did their best to give you something to jerk off to and even if it was a failure, it’s better than seeing a bitch in a snowsuit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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