Lina’s a Hipster Titty Model of the Day

LINA is a hipster model who may not even be a hipster because with the internet the lines got blurred and everything became the same mainstream bucket of trash…

It’s one of those, maybe this would have been edgy and exciting if it was 20 years ago and every girl in the world wasn’t doing this kind of thing on her 18th birthday.

But then you have to celebrate the fact that every girl is doing this on her 18th birthday.

When I started the site, it was to get nudes from your wives, sisters and 18 year old daughters….and at the time, it was a challenge….

What’s happened is empires have been built off the nudes, not my empire, because I didn’t have the foresight to make a marketplace to sell nudes, figuring that there were so many free nudes available….plus I’m not some tech nerd who knows other tech nerds in Romania to build me these kinds of things…

In billionaires being created off the “NUDE” the average girl just sees it as a right of passage…

Sometimes, she’ll even put in the effort to go to a photoshoot to feel like a model, most of the time, that’s too much work and a spread eagled asshole shot in the mirror at home is easier…

Which is why we celebrate the effort here, the curation, the nude photoshoot….which may be a dying artform, but was all we had to jerk off to in my era, so it means something nostalgic and real….

Anyone can SELFIE a nude, but only some can show up and let someone take pics of them nude, because the girls who SELFIE the nudes make more money that way so why bother…

Here are some nudes that this model LINA definitely doesn’t want on this site.

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There was a time when I’d post up all these lame ass hipster nude shoots that are designed for likes and follows because of the nudity aspect….but not shameless nudity….high concept nudity even if it is all the fucking same bullshit setting, pose, coloring, etc..meaning it lacked high concept or any concept….

I thought it was funny that girls were trying to polarize getting naked as being art and not shameless, so I’d have a time posting the pics to give them what they want, the eyeballs, one eyeball from my one-eyed only reader, but still an eyeball…while calling them out for being hilariously obvious….but still staring at their nudity because nudity is awesome always…

It was just a bringing them down a notch, because everyone was doing it, and it wasn’t special even if they played it up like some feminist revivial, plus most of those girls are selling butthole pics on their bullshit “fan clubs’ now…so that’s about what I’d expect for them…

I don’t know much / anything about Camila, but I’ve seen her tits and I am better for it….I did find her Instagram…and I do expect her, like all the other hipster photoshoots, to email me crying to take down her pics cuz she doesn’t know how the internet works…so stare at them while you can.

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Here’s a Random Topless Photoshoot…of a Random Topless Girl…with a good tan against some bright background….geetting out there, making herself famous, only there’s one major fail…and that is that we found this on TUMBLR and have no idea who the girl or the photographer is…making this getting naked for attention and fame..notoriety and rich boyfriends who pay their rent….almost obsolete…she’s virtually officially inter changeable with EVERYONE else doing this….but I think it’s important we let her know we care.

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