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2017

30

Jan

Australian Bikini Model Jessica Gomes Looking Doughy of the Day

Jessica Gomes must be a mom, because I remember her from a few years ago – and she wasn’t nearly as doughy as this…but here are her hips spilling over her bikini in some bikini pics….that are reminiscent of her being a bikini model from Australia…all ethnically ambiguous…and celebrated by the likes of Sports Illustrated….for many many years…but at 32…she is forgotten and rightfully so…because if you bikini model…you gotta keep that fitness up well into your 40s to exist….

Maybe she’s still sad that she dined with Heath Ledger the night before he killed himself, that’s probably the kind of shit that would take you back to Perth, where you hideout emotionally eating for 10 years….

Maybe we should just focus on her being Australian and some of the most fun, trashy sending, bikini wearing girls are Australian…they are nomadic, love getting wasted and having a good time….which is great…

I mean I’m reaching here, I just want to post the damn pics without my analysis no one cares about…you have eyes, stare at those hips, cross reference it to her old pics, figure it out….bitches age…

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2013

18

Mar

Jessica Gomes in Agent Provocateur for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Jessica Gomes is a 27 year old Australian bikini model who you may know from Sports Illustrated….where she models bikinis every year…showing off her awesome Australian body….and half Portugese Fisherman/half chinese titties….

Well, now she’s in lingerie for Harper’s Bazaar….fascinating. I know.

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2012

17

Aug

Jessica Gomes Half Naked in Store Windows of the Day

Jessica Gomes is some bikini model who was involved in the evolution or revolution in in-store merchandising…the live mannequin…so that weirdos like me can actually get off feeling the fabrics of the clothing against her ass and tits and not look like a creep who has watched and jerked off to the movie Mannequin too many times….you know all lonely, horny and into plaster titties with no nipples, cuz they are better than no titties….kinda thing….but instead real flesh….that can’t say no…cuz they are being paid to be on display and the whole thing is fascinating and amazing…

Here’s a Bonus Pic of Her Ass From Twitter


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2012

24

Jul

Jessica Gomes and Nicole Trunfio Bikini in Miami of the Day

Jessica Gomes is some SI model who has some latch on model groupie named Nicole Trunfio who is a struggling model trying to make it in the model world, after having done countless topless shoots for little to no money, before deciding her best strategy was to find someone who has made it and has the connections to pretend to be best friends with all in efforts to land the same fucking gig, cuz SI modeling is up there with Victoria’s Secret modeling as the peak of any model’s career…..

So they went to Miami together and were in bikinis together…..

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2008

03

Nov

Jessica Gomes Gets Topless for GQ Italy of the Day

Her name is Jessica Gomes and she’s a SI Bikini model and she’s topless in GQ Italy, because they don’t bother with milking the whole bikini bullshit like Sports Illustrated, you know trying to cover up trying to increase sales by giving dudes chicks in various sexy poses, since it’s more interesting than Interviews with Bo Jackson, you know trying to push the limits of what America will deem decent and not offensive, and even going so far as publishing air brushed body painted pictures so you can’t see any nipple, but you can imagine nipple size and color while in the bathroom at your factory job trying to get off, while Italy goes ahead and leaves nothing but the meatiness of her pussy to our imagination, and throw in the tits since it’s not a big fuckin’ deal, despite what the crazy Christians think, because tits fed us when we were babies and if we’re still lucky, still feed us now, unless of course the tit in your mouth is attached to a fuckin’ cow of a girl like me, in which case shit’s totally inappropriate and emotionally damaging, but still should be deemed apropriate in magazines.

As far as I’m concerned if there’s no dick in the shot, it’s G-Ratedmotherfuckers and I just wish growing up, I knew about these kinds of import Euro magazine photoshoots, because they would have saved me a lot of time trying to stay hard for a topless tribal woman in National Geographic, the closest thing I had access to with naked chicks, because it was a time before the internet.

Eitehr way, check out the hot tits on this bitch.

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