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2017

30

Jan

Australian Bikini Model Jessica Gomes Looking Doughy of the Day

Jessica Gomes must be a mom, because I remember her from a few years ago – and she wasn’t nearly as doughy as this…but here are her hips spilling over her bikini in some bikini pics….that are reminiscent of her being a bikini model from Australia…all ethnically ambiguous…and celebrated by the likes of Sports Illustrated….for many many years…but at 32…she is forgotten and rightfully so…because if you bikini model…you gotta keep that fitness up well into your 40s to exist….

Maybe she’s still sad that she dined with Heath Ledger the night before he killed himself, that’s probably the kind of shit that would take you back to Perth, where you hideout emotionally eating for 10 years….

Maybe we should just focus on her being Australian and some of the most fun, trashy sending, bikini wearing girls are Australian…they are nomadic, love getting wasted and having a good time….which is great…

I mean I’m reaching here, I just want to post the damn pics without my analysis no one cares about…you have eyes, stare at those hips, cross reference it to her old pics, figure it out….bitches age…

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