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2016

03

Mar

Sony Releases Female Ghostbuster’s Trailer of the Day

So here’s the overhyped, highly criticized, controversial but not just because the Ghostbusters are now women, because who fucking cares if they are women, statistically, women are smarter than men, and better in school…since men are busy jerking off addicted to porn…

We get it, Women are the people who choose the movies people see, or maybe women are statistically the people going to movies since men are busy jerking off addicted to porn….

So every fucking movie in this Politically Correct, Inclusive, Diversity, Social Justice warrior is girl based. Who cares…

They needed to find an angle to remake an 80s Classic, 30 years after the original, for no real reason, other than that Hollywood is out of fucking ideas…and might as well make the girls Ghostbusters..right..

The real issue isn’t that it’s a vagina driven, vagina targeted movie. The world needs those, women need content produced and targeted to them, while men have better things to do with their time, like jerk off to porn….

The real issue is that Hollywood can’t come up or invest in new ideas….and ride on legacy of other successes….and it’s such a weird scramble…

If Hollywood can’t figure out how to write and produce and market an original concept, but instead want to re-issue Dan Ackroyd’s script he was writing when John Belushi had his drug overdose…I think it’s pretty clear why Hollywood is losing out to tech companies like Amazon and Netflix…

It’s like Hollywood’s been doing this for 100 fucking years…and aren’t even running the industry anymore…

That’s probably a good thing, based on this trailer…

Posted in:SFW|Trailers

2015

05

Aug

People Love the Deadpool Trailer of the DAy

4,000,000 people in the last few hours have got excited for yet another Superhero movie, that casts some idiot, that eats up all the budgets from Hollywood producers, because America and China audiences are only willing to pay to see Blockbuster movies, for that big screen experience….

This isbe leading to the same water downed stories for the evil corporate executives to take a calculated approach, with celebrities they think people want to see, without thinking about the actual part or finding the best person for the part, because it is all about selling movie tickets…

I like to think it’s dumbing down the world, but really it is just speaking to the dumb world, making people very fucking rich, because it is all about the money, so why not do these stupid garbage smutty productions…

I guess what I am saying is I prefer movies from the 70s – 90s….that had nudity and at least had storylines, even if art is a lie, and those movies were bullshit too, but at least they weren’t stupid fucking comic book blockbuster shit…

Fuck Ryan Reynolds…Fuck Deadpool….Fuck comic book movies…they don’t have nudity in them. Now let me promote them for free…like they matter…fuckers.

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Posted in:Movies|Trailers

2014

28

Jul

Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw in the Max Max Trailer of the Day

So Mad Max is back. this is the trailer that was released at Comic Con. They aren’t paying me to promote this bullshit I will never see, even if the original is what created Mel Gibson. I just don’t care about a world with no Water. I saw Tank Girl….that was enough for me…I also don’t like revisiting things from my youth. I figure it’s like let this shit die off in history like it should…but maybe I just don’t like Sci-fi….

I do like models and there’s one frame with Rosie Huntington Whitely and Abbey Lee Kershaw’s hard nipples. I feel like that’s the highlight of the movie.

Elvis’ granddaughter, Lenny Kravitz’s daughter and Charlize Theron are also in it. Garbage…but it is cool enough and well…model nipples…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|Trailers