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Lindsay Lohan Lookin Affordable at an Event of the Day

There was a time when Lohan was untouchable. She was at the top of her shit and the idea of being in the same room as her was pretty much fantasy because when a bitch is at the top of their shit, they assume they are too good for everyday people, so it’s nice to see her fall from her peak and struggle to stay relevant, by attending events and getting plastic surgery and shit in hopes it’ll make a difference, because in her superficial world, I guess it does because a girl who was once only fucking every single celebrity or rocker, is almost at the point of being someone you can throw a couple hundred dollars at and she’ll do whatever you need, we just need a few more rejected movie roles, a few more horrible reviews on her fashion career and a few more bad investments, and bitch will be ours to share. The whole thing is exhilerating, as I’ve been a Lohan fan since the beginning….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Trashy|Whore




Some Katie Price to Make Your Day a Little More Trashy of the Day

Katie Price is looking a little rugged. If you are the kind of dude who finds this kind of chick hot and worth jerking off to, even for nostalgic reasons because you used to love her when she first hit the scene, you not only have absolutely no taste but you are probably a homosexual in some conservative home or community that isn’t open to homosexuality, because seriously, I have seen men dressed like women who looked like they weren’t trying as hard as her to look like a chic and even looked like a more convincing woman that she does and I just don’t get it at all, not that my approval is needed to make her more money than she already scammed cuz the world is clearly filled by closet cases over compensating for their insecurity by flocking to the biggest tits they can find….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katie Price|Trashy