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2006

29

Jul

I am – Ethnic Sex Revisted of the Day

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A couple of days ago, I posted an exclusive video of some Singapore slut getting slammed. If you missed it, I suggest you keep it that way. If you are dying to see what I am talking about, you can see the post HERE.

People seem to think that bitch has locked down her blog, it’s not all that interesting. But I decided I’d post some pics of the Slag you see getting slammed in my post. That’s about all I’ve got to say about Vanessa. Her 5-minutes are up.

Remember I made you famous, bitch.

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2006

28

Jul

I am – StepLINKS of the Day

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I haven’t been by a computer in 48 hours at this point, but the site is still uploading, I hope. If you are reading this, than it is. Either way these are some links I found a couple days ago, and I will be back to the site by Monday. I want you cunts to send in some links so that my life is a little easier and more importantly we get the best fucking link dump going on the net. Stop being so fucking Lazy. That’s all I have to say about that. Have a good fucking weekend.

Go check out this band GO

Victoria Silvstedt Masturbating in G-String GO

This Is A Picture of Nudist Girls Doing Handstands GO

Go check out Brad/Angelina and Baby in Wax GO

If I Got Body Painted – I’d Be a Superhero GO

Go Look At Chinese Political Graffitti GO

This is a Picture of a Nudist GO

Go Watch a Cheap Lookin’ Cam Whore GO

This is a Picture of Some Dude Getting Rubbed On GO

Go Check Out Some Older Big Breasted Slag GO

Meow!!!! GO

Jack and Jane are my Favoirte Nudist Couple GO

Go check out some sweet monster truck videos cuz you are Trash GO

Go Check Out Some Lucy Beckery See Through GO

Go Check Out Natalie Portman and the Paparazzi GO

Go Check Out DJ AM and Nicole Being Skinny GO

Go Check Out Japanese Tongue Twisters GO

Go Check Out Janet Jackson’s Body GO

Go Check Out Old Aniston on the Beach GO

Go Check Out Barbara Streisand’s New Fat GO

Alanis Morrisette is Still Satan GO

Go Check Out Pink’s Topless Photoshoot GO

Check out the CannabisCup GO

Folk Music is Making a Comeback – be Part of It GO

Go Check Out Kendra Wilkinson with Panties GO

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2006

28

Jul

I am – Christina Aguilera's Tit Post of the Day

Christina Aguilera reminds me of my experience fucking a Fleshlight. I thought the Fleshlight was designed for losers who have no social skills and have never had the chance to exeperience a real cunt, so they use this rubber pussy thinking that that is what sex is like and never really knowing the difference, because the Fleshlight enables losers to remain losers. Why bother leaving the house when you can fuck a rubber pussy that other losers say is better than the real deal. Anyway, I was given a fleshlight (new) from a friend of mine (I used to have friends), he thought it would be a funny joke. So this fucking rubber pussy is sitting in my kitchen cabinet for about 3 months, because I had no real storage space in the one room hell I lived in. Everytime I go in there to grab a can of creamed corn, soup, ramen noodles, or whatever budget food I was living on, I’d see this fucking thing staring back at me. I eventually broke down on a lonely drunken night and fucked that motherfucker like I was paying it by the hour. I busted and that’s when the humilation hit. Here I am sitting with a rubber pussy full of cum and lube all over my dick. So I take it to the bathroom and wash it out lookin in the mirror at myself realizing that out of all the things I have done, all the whores I have fucked, all the drugs I have done, all the drunken nights, this was the single most humiliating experience. I threw the fleshlight back in the cupboard and 6 months later, threw it out cuz I didn’t want to have someone find it had I died in my sleep or some shit. Even though I’d be dead, I’d still be embarrassed, because you know if you find that in someone’s cabinet, you’re not thinking it’s never been used….If you’re wondering why X-Tina is like a fleshlight, you’re not alone. I have no idea where I was going with that story.

X-Tina Leaving The Ivy:

Last Week’s See Through Dress:

At Ronnie Scotts….Whatever the Fuck That Is….

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2006

28

Jul

I am – Christina Aguilera’s Tit Post of the Day

Christina Aguilera reminds me of my experience fucking a Fleshlight. I thought the Fleshlight was designed for losers who have no social skills and have never had the chance to exeperience a real cunt, so they use this rubber pussy thinking that that is what sex is like and never really knowing the difference, because the Fleshlight enables losers to remain losers. Why bother leaving the house when you can fuck a rubber pussy that other losers say is better than the real deal. Anyway, I was given a fleshlight (new) from a friend of mine (I used to have friends), he thought it would be a funny joke. So this fucking rubber pussy is sitting in my kitchen cabinet for about 3 months, because I had no real storage space in the one room hell I lived in. Everytime I go in there to grab a can of creamed corn, soup, ramen noodles, or whatever budget food I was living on, I’d see this fucking thing staring back at me. I eventually broke down on a lonely drunken night and fucked that motherfucker like I was paying it by the hour. I busted and that’s when the humilation hit. Here I am sitting with a rubber pussy full of cum and lube all over my dick. So I take it to the bathroom and wash it out lookin in the mirror at myself realizing that out of all the things I have done, all the whores I have fucked, all the drugs I have done, all the drunken nights, this was the single most humiliating experience. I threw the fleshlight back in the cupboard and 6 months later, threw it out cuz I didn’t want to have someone find it had I died in my sleep or some shit. Even though I’d be dead, I’d still be embarrassed, because you know if you find that in someone’s cabinet, you’re not thinking it’s never been used….If you’re wondering why X-Tina is like a fleshlight, you’re not alone. I have no idea where I was going with that story.

X-Tina Leaving The Ivy:

Last Week’s See Through Dress:

At Ronnie Scotts….Whatever the Fuck That Is….

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2006

28

Jul

I am – Mary Kate and Ashley Olson

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Getting a hooker to fuck you for free is easy, you just need to play on her insecurities and manipulate the shit out of her, I am not talking about manually manipulating the shit out of her, only because whores don’t shit, they are too constipated from all the drug use. Mary Kate and Ashley may not be whores, but they definitely don’t shit. Probably not because of drug use, but because they don’t eat. There is nothing wrong with a skinny girl.

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2006

28

Jul

I am – Christina Ricci Photoshoot of the Day

This bitch is so done up in these pictures, it makes me think I am jerking off to a painting. I don’t actually jerk off because my penis won’t let me, but I can still pretend I am a man. A couple nights ago my whore of a wife threatened to leave me because she thinks I am a fucking bum. I had to explain to her that collecting disability checks for being too fat to walk out the apartment makes her a bum too, and while speaking of bums, I told her that I was tired of lookin’ at hers and thinking of household objects that would fit in it if I really put my mind to it, because let’s face it, fat people have big anuses (ani, anus’, I don’t fucking know how to spell this). The last household insertion that I came up with was a throw pillow from the couch. I could probably be more creative, if I didn’t hate my life so much. Cuddles.

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2006

28

Jul

I am – The Hilton Sisters of the Day

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I remember a time when I was dating a hooker of a woman, years ago. I used to see her a couple times a month, if that. It was definitely not an exclusive thing for either of us, but mainly her, because her job was pretty much to fuck men for money. She was a hooker. One night, the halfway house she was staying at wouldn’t let her in, I didn’t really ask any questions as to why, because bitch was a crackhead, and with all crackheads, she was pretty unstable. Either way, she calls me up and tells me about how she wants to come over cuz she has no place to sleep but tells me that she’s on her period and that she won’t be showing me a good time. I tried telling her that it was never a good time, even when we were banging, and that the only reason I ever agreed to see her was cuz it was better than jerking off. Having her come over on her rag meant that I wasn’t going to be banging her and that I would be stuck talking to her. What the fuck do I have to say to a crackwhore? Either way, Nicky Hilton is the tampon of the Hilton family, where as Paris is the blood stain in the family’s panties. That didn’t make sense to you did it?

Paris

Nicky

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2006

28

Jul

I am – Leilani Dowding Rollerblading of the Day

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I saw these pictures a few weeks ago, but the version I saw actually had this slag’s nipple in the pics. I have no idea where they were posted and I am too lazy to go look, but if I actually cared about you, I’d totally put them up here. This bitch is some Miss UK winner or some shit and has done some minor magazine work and some d-list TV work, like Fear Factor. I am guessing she’s trying to become a household name over here. I am also guessing that watching a bikini-clad slut on rollerblades is always hot (if you’re living in 1992 and on the set of 90210). Point of the story is that rollerblades are the gayest fucking invention the 90’s had to offer and I am not just saying that to sound like a hardcore skater(boy). It is clear that this UK slag was a little confused about what beach living was actually like, it looks like she picked up an old calendar she found at her mechanic’s garage and tried to live out the beach lifestyle those pictures portrayed. I don’t know if that made sense, but these pics remind me of a poster I had in my first apartment of some bitch rollerblading in a thong. I think it said something like “Wild Ride” or someshit. Does that make more sense than my calendar story? Good.

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2006

28

Jul

I am – Cisco Adler is a Star of the Day

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Cisco Adler is an opportunist and I respect that, because I have never accomplished anything in my life. His strategy to become a famous artist is a lot like DJ AM’s. Date a celebrity and get in every fucking paparazzi pic of her automatically become a household name. Ideally, this will result in a lot of album sales. Album sales means rock shows and tours and then your long hair will serve a real purpose, instead of just looking like a cunt try-hard , you’ll be a fuckin rockstar, and when you’re a rockstar people don’t question your retarded way of dressing.

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2006

28

Jul

I am – Dani Minogue Lap Dance of the Day

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I was just watching America’s Got Talent and this lame motherfucker just danced around the stage dropping magic tricks. He said he merged Usher with Copperfield and it was fuckin’ gay. Even David Hasselhoff thought dude was a cunt, and when a cunt like Hasselhoff gives thinks you are a cunt. you know gotta live with that shit for life. because there’s no way to blow a dis like that off. I know dude will run home and be like “what does Hasselhoff know, he’s the cunt”, but he’s when the cunt calls you a cunt, you become the asshole. Either way, Dani Minogue, the younger sluttier sister of Kylie was involved in some kind of lap dance scandal a while ago. These are the pictures. They are old.



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