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2006

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Jun

I am – Seal and Klum’s Lil’ Monkey of the Day

Lovin’ this no writing bullshit….since it’s easier for you fucking retards to read…..here we go.

“We call this driving Miss Daisy, without the age difference.”

How’d did you like that. Did you LOL you fucking lesbian piece of shit cocksucker. I know a lesbian can’t be a cocksucker – but the reason she is a lesbian is because her dad made her suck her cock. The Irony. This is the shit Alanis Morisette writes about. I finally get it.

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2006

07

Jun

I am – Seal and Klum's Lil' Monkey of the Day

Lovin’ this no writing bullshit….since it’s easier for you fucking retards to read…..here we go.

“We call this driving Miss Daisy, without the age difference.”

How’d did you like that. Did you LOL you fucking lesbian piece of shit cocksucker. I know a lesbian can’t be a cocksucker – but the reason she is a lesbian is because her dad made her suck her cock. The Irony. This is the shit Alanis Morisette writes about. I finally get it.

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2006

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Jun

I am – Ashley Benson the 16 year old I would fuck of the day

Ashley Benson is the 16 year I would fuck of the day. Thank god I live in Canada and 14 is legal, otherwise I woulda been arrested a long time ago….you know for stickin’ things where they shouldn’t be stuck.

How’s that for not writing you motherfuckers…you like that better than my usual life changing commentary. I hate all of you…remember that.

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2006

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Jun

I am – Nicole Richie is a 12 year old Tranny

This no writing thing is a lazy man’s game, and in keeping it up, since people find my site has too much writing, and don’t understand the jokes. I decided to quote Perez Hilton, everyone’s favorite useless celebrity blogger who we all know sat with the fat girls in the school cafeteria growing up. Because everyone seems to think his watered down shitty commentary is worthy of inviting him to celebrity events and pays him enough to have apartments in NYC and LA. Already too much writing but get ready for the punch line – it’s fucking genius.

Hey, water is always better than projectile vomiting

LOL Perez. But it’s not a better than having random men blow their load all over your faggot face is it. CUDDLES.

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2006

07

Jun

I am – Jessica Simpson’s Tampon…

In keeping up my no writing protest for the people who hate my writing…here are pics of Jessica Simpson leaving a photostudio. I wonder if she was taking pics for her dad since the ongoing joke is he molested her. LOL.


Those are pictures of her at the Airport. Wow, look at all that luggage. She must own a lot of STUFF. This no writing thing is fucking bullshit and you people are assholes for asking me to write less.

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2006

07

Jun

I am – Jessica Simpson's Tampon…

In keeping up my no writing protest for the people who hate my writing…here are pics of Jessica Simpson leaving a photostudio. I wonder if she was taking pics for her dad since the ongoing joke is he molested her. LOL.


Those are pictures of her at the Airport. Wow, look at all that luggage. She must own a lot of STUFF. This no writing thing is fucking bullshit and you people are assholes for asking me to write less.

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2006

07

Jun

I am – Kirsten Dunst’s Cigarettes.

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I was told I write too much and that no one reads the site because words scare people. So I am turning this into a picture only site. Look at all of Kirsten’s money, maybe she could buy a new face with it. LOL.

Update: Who’s this cunt suckin’ the lollipop like she’s sucking dick for the last 40 bag.

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2006

07

Jun

I am – Kirsten Dunst's Cigarettes.

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I was told I write too much and that no one reads the site because words scare people. So I am turning this into a picture only site. Look at all of Kirsten’s money, maybe she could buy a new face with it. LOL.

Update: Who’s this cunt suckin’ the lollipop like she’s sucking dick for the last 40 bag.

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2006

07

Jun

I am – Mariah Carey Walks her Dog of the the Day

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Walking her dog in a dress and heels makes Mariah look like an escort. The difference between an escort and a whore, is that the escort doesn’t realize that she’s a whore. They charge 500 dollars and hour and wear expensive dresses and accompany business men to functions. They always end up fucking their clients and somehow walk away, a thousand dollars richer, but in denial of the fact that they just sucked cock for money.

Mariah’s broad shoulders and ripped arms remind me of a stint I had as a doorman at some tranny bar. There was one routine they called the Diva Show and 4 “girls” would get up on stage to sing dressed like Celine, Whitney, Madonna and Mariah. The point was that the man Mariah looked like a better fuck than the feces that is Mariah in these pics. Point is, she’s washed up, she’s holding onto a dream and should pack her Luis Vuitton luggage and move on with her life.

At least her dog loves her. That’s more than I can say for myself.

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2006

07

Jun

I am – DrunkenStepLinks of the day

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These are the links I chose. These are the links you re going to hate and complain about. I am glad we experienced this together. It’s like we are finally a family. That’s the story I heard…..I think I went way too far with the Lohan Stalker post. I will lose my 10 readers. Bye guys….I always alienate myself like this….

Paris Hilton let’s the crabs go to sea in her new Video – Funny

Jodie Marsh Topless in Some Magazine

Links to things most people will appreciate (handjobs, lesbians, shoe shopping w/no panties) -Sexy

Tenacious D are Fucking Losers Who Shouldn’t Have ANY Level of Fame.

A memo from Oprah about World Domination or Something Equally Boring

This one’s for the lesbian: Janice Dickenson’s Sex Life Exposed

Shea Hess, She’s Talking About TV and All I want to do is Knock her Up

Short Shorts, RollerBlades and Cameltoe

Naked Beach Girls – Looks like Shit on my Computer

Stepfather Impregnates Girl With a Syringe – (not me)

Britney Spears Montage – From Good To Bad

Naomi Watt’s Got Hard Nipples

Brad Pitt’s baby With the Whore Homewrecker We Call Mom – I mean Angelina

Maxim Magazine’s Got Some Found Porn….

Vice Brought Back the Gross Jar – Probably Their Ony Decent Feature Ever

Jewish Parents are FUCKING Unbelievable…This is Why I Love Bangin’ Their Daughters

Myspace Band of the Day…Amazing Music…By Amazing People….

This Scared the Fuck Out of Me (Last Night’s Party)

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