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2021

25

Mar

Valentina Sampaio The SI Trans of the Day

Valentina Sampaio Trans SI

Sports Illustrated is still doing their Swimsuit Magazine, possibly more aggressive than ever, because they want to stay relevant and shit is an earner for them…

It makes sense becasue all these girls produce bikini pics all day, pics I’d argue rival the quality of a Sports Illustrated Swim photoshoot, making Sports Illustrated Swim obsolete, HOWEVER, these girls like to be validated like when trying to get free parking from the paid lot at the mall, and what better way to say “you are better than these other bikini girls because we see you, we put you on, we endorse you”….

In trying to stay relevant, they’ve also made a move to not use the hottest models around, but rather fold to the whining fat girls, and in this case the TRANS girls, because it’s about inclusivity….

I am an old timer and I don’t believe that trans are real women because they aren’t….and I do find the whole thing pretty uncomfortable when it is being pushed down my throat and I am being told to embrace it…which doesn’t mean I am not woke, or that I am some degenerate redneck hick who hates the gays, it just means stop selling me on it…I don’t fucking care….

If a dude wants to cut his dick off, let him cut his dick off…I have seen the G.G. Allin documentary, it’s not a NEW thing, it’s just not what I need to hear about day in and day out…in a “support me, respect me”….kind of thing…bitch I don’t fucking know you…keep it to your damn self….

But it’s pandering and pandering is as racist as racism from my perspective…it’s saying “let’s cast a trans, a black, a fat, an asian, but it doesn’t have to be specific asian country, just asian is good enough”….like a fucking checklist….instead of just casting who they want….

That’s not to say they don’t want the trans, I am sure a lot of SI readers are into Tranny Porn, because for whatever reason, married men are into Trannies, maybe it’s a way to not feel like they are cheating, since they are with the boys, while not being gay cuz she’s an SI model…

BUT when you listen to her voice in the video…it’s NEXT level deep….it don’t match that body though…..because I guess you can cut your dick off, get some tits, but doesn’t mean you’re all woman…

This isn’t an anti-trans post, it’s a “Omg her voice is LOLZ”….and it’s not even an anit-SI Swim post, I like swimsuit pics and remember the magazine growing up…it’s just a what the fuck is this world post…whether you want to bone him/her/they or not….because you’d bone anything..

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2019

05

Aug

Valentina Sampaio is the Brazilian Tranny Victoria’s Secret is Using as a Weapon of the Day

I’ve been saying that Victoria’s Secret has been Brazilian Trannies for the last two decades, you know when the Epstein friend and CEO of the parent company of Victoria’s secret took his weird rich guy sexual deviance to Brazil back in the 90s and got into that whole trans thing….

I thought Gisele, Lima, Goulart and Ambrosio were all men, in the ultimate troll on America…because dudes are harder workers, don’t get their periods and don’t whine in the same way. What a win, finding a way to replace women in the workforce with men who identify as a woman, taking us back to Shakespeare days when actors weren’t allowed to be women, so they used the Dainty men to be the women…

This tranny, is the first they are admitting is a tranny, in what I assume is a secret weapon in relevance. You know to show the people that they can be inclusive…after they have seen sales drop, are closing down stores, because people don’t support them, they are dated, over priced trash and mom and pop instagram sites are taking over the underwear market. Victoria’s Secret is just mall brand shit with bullshit marketing that hasn’t evolved and their models are all dated. Young people just aren’t into it…it is lame…

So maybe this will increase the cool to younger people who are all trans…it is a trend…a silly trend but a trend we pander to.

The fact is that dudes love trans. When I worked in DVD porn it was always the biggest selling titles and it was straight dudes buying that shit….I don’t love trans. I find it terrifying but many people who claim to be straight that I know fucking love it.

So they’ll appreciate jerking off to this, as the line between girl you meet in a club and girl you meet in a club who dupes you and actually has a dick…she expect to teach you a lesson with….are blurred.

And I will say…better a skinny tranny who looks like a hot chick than a fat chick..

ANYTHING but the fat chick as a VS model…But we know that is the next step in VS being a modern socially conscious brand doing obvious tactics to win over the social justice youth…even if it’s so fucking obvious a corporate tactic to get some press and sales…scammers….but the dick on this is real…dudes playing girls is always hilarious…because their rendition of femininity is so fucking stereotypical it’d be racist or sexist or misogynistic if it was analyzed but everyone is too scared to call out a trans as a fake woman pretending to be a woman that they all let it slide.

I don’t know if this SAMPAIO is related to their Other Sampaio….I don’t know if they’ve ever had brothers modeling at the same time for the brand…but it is safe to assume they have the same genitals based on Sampaio’s beard…

TUCK GAME IS STRONG…..

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