Vanessa Hudgens, a Disney Trained puppet, who is clearly on some Pinocchio level of weirdness, which makes sense because she’s a Disney Kid, and Disney created Pinocchio, at least the movie…..and it’d be safe that was because Walt related to the story because nothing he did was at random, and any movie that he produced was one that he felt a deep affinity towards, it was the 40s, to make an animated movie took fucking years and cost more money than he had…so it is safe to say the foundation of his company culture is on some Pinocchio level of puppetry…

Anyway as you know the Disney Talent coordinators who find the next big stars are obviously weirdos who spend their days with kids, watching the kids perform, or training them to turn that raw talent into marketable skills…which is why the ones who make it through the system are singers, dancers, actors, media masters who have work ethic while keeping a smile on their faces because they represent the happiest place on earth, their captors or maybe their owners, if slavery still existed….thanks to bad parents wanting that American dream….willing to sacrifice the kids for that American dream….

Then for whatever reason at 18, they all turn to softcore porn, I’ve seen every Disney Kid over 18s vagina in some capacity over the last 20 years….including Hudgens…it’s obviously calculated or a product of being a Disney kid…

So seeing Hudgens dance to some Cardi B shit isn’t all that weird, it’s a trending song and meme and Hudgens isn’t up against it, if anything she’s getting orders from the top to promote it, because it may in some way or another be a Disney owned production, I don’t know what record label Cardi B is on….but since the song is so big, it could just be Hudgens trying to stay relevant, but it seems like she’s doing it pussy out before a split just to remind you that girl can fuck if she puts her heart and soul into it, just not well enough for her boyfriend who dumped her and brought her to this point in her life of being a whore looking her best she’s ever looked on social media.

It’s hard not to like this.

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Vanessa Hudgens is on some Field of Dreams shit, which is weird since Field of Dreams is a UNIVERSAL PICTURES produced movie, and if you know anything about white trash amusement parks in Florida, they two are mutually exclusive….no overlap…if you believe that…which I don’t…because Disney is evil and owns basically everything…melding your weak peasant minds with family programming…

But yeah, she’s on some Field of Dreams shit, not because she’s supporting KOBE on some KOBE day that seems so ridiculous to me, you know let a motherfucker die in peace you self absorbed LA idiots who for whatever reason feel connected to the motherfucker….on some Field of Dreams shit because if you build the archive of slutty content, they will come….we will come….or at least look at the recently dumbed 30 year old trying to make it as an influencer realizing how much of a joke it is to be an influencer.

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Disney Trained popstar is out here showing you everything she learned at Disney which involves using her tongue and body or anything to get the eyeballs in….because once the eyeballs are in…you can manipulate the audience and brainwash them….you know happiest place on earth shit…

Or maybe the Disney Trained popstar realizes what a joke being a slut on the internet is, it involves a fucking selfie and when you’re hot enough to be a celebrity in the first place…a selfie requires no work…you can even post it up unedited….

So in her Quarantine months with nothing to do, the recently single girl said “I’ll just do this instagram thing, to show that a professionally trained performer with a fanbase can basically make all these try hard bitches irrelevant”…

I know that if I was a brand, I’d pay Vanessa Hudgens for a sponsored post before some no name and she’d probably be the same price…some of these TikTok sluts charge 30k a post…and maybe it’s worth it…but I still think actual celebs moving in on these lazy self starter turf will end with actual celebs being influencers and only a handful of influencers being influencers since the money will be going to the celebs…the free ride over unless I’m just overly excited by slutty Hudgens…

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Vanessa Hudgens may not be the most important celebrity out there, but she’s recently single, 30 or turning 30 and going through some sort of crisis, trained by the people at Disney, which anyone in the industry, which I am not, but if I was I’d also know this information, which is anyone in the industry likes to hire the Disney Kids because they are work horses, they are media trained and they always have a smile on their faces..brainwashing shit…to push the agenda that it is in fact the happiest place on earth…so for someone with that training, that money, those legit jobs under her belt, being a vapid slutty instagrammer for attention is a fucking joke, a sideline hustle…basically…and thanks to being dumped, tarnishing the ego, and thanks to being bored because of COVID and no festivals for her….she’s bringing the goods…if these are the goods…I think they are…cuz she’s looking as good as she has in a long time…

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Vanessa Hudgens is out here in a bikini because she’s always been an exhibitionist slut, and there’s nothing wrong with being an exhibitionist slut, her parents trained her to be a center of attention seeking performer and they used that training to sell her to Disney so that she can live out the family, or the Filipino mom who probably doesn’t quite understand the whole hollywood thing, but knows she lives in the big house and not because she’s getting paid 400 dollars a week to raise bratty rich kids, which I guess is all you need to know…

So from being the Disney Kid who wasn’t fired for her leaked nudes in the thick of the whole High School Musical thing, because she was a victim of sexual shaming or whatever the fucking spin is, I can’t keep up with all these whiners…bitch took nudes, and nudes are forever, and dudes ALWAYS show each other nudes they get, it’s the playing cards or trading cards of adulthood in the internet era…”I scored a rookie butthole shot after weeks of begging, angling, and manipulting”…..”lucky, but check out these tits, they are epic”….only to argue that getting a tit pic in an era of all girls naked is hardly a fucking issue….and BUTTHOLES are the cream of the slutty content crop…

THAT SAID…she’s on social media, making actual influencers irrelevant with her fame, and she knows half naked / bikini / fitness slutty is how you do it and it must be a joke for them to see how fucking basic becoming an influencer is after years of sucking dick in an industry…this must be like a monetizable vacation!

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Vanessa Hudgens is bringing you either crossfit rope climb erotica, because there’s nothing hotter than a woman built like a man who can escape falling into a well with her upper body strength….or some elementary school gym class games that anyone into Jimmy Fallon would be excited by because clearly their best memories were elementary school when it was all so simple and they like reliving that with some annoying elf on TV….pervert fucks…

What I like about this, is an ass in leggings rubbing it’s pussy up on a rope as she shows off her 30 or near 30 year old revival as a tight bodied half Filipino robot owned by Disney that you can jerk off to if you want….because why else would she be posting these blatant ass shots, instead of just climbing the damn rope without a camera crew like a normal person, or filming it from a different angle…clearly…she’s into her ass and I guess you could be too because she is looking better than ever but most importantly, still a slut.

here she is in some lingerie looking top:

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Vanessa Hudgens is out of control, from recreating Human Centipede from an angle you know they set up to shoot from to subliminally make us think she’s eating ass, because she is a Disney Kid and Disney controls all of our minds…they know the tactics to be seen as the happiest place on family friendly earth when being dark and evil overlords that control the mind of the American people…

Or maybe Vanessa Hudgens is just into getting attention after her ego was shot, cuz you know she’s got an ego, all these people do, and to have a dude dump her after 10 years together probably hurt…he was on the first train out of Vanessa Hudgens pussy….the second he knew he maximized the media attention he would get from dating her…because everyone is an opportunistic fuck…

So like all girls, she chooses tight clothing, bikinis, to showcase her rocking and fit body she’s crafted over the last 7 months of being single, and I appreciate her comeback tour in all the sexualized content glory..

From bikinis, twerking, crawling around, the world is a very sleazy place and that’s good news for an out of touch pervert like me.

Here she is in tight pants:

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Here she is in tight shorts:

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Vanessa Hudgens is fucking killing it, she looks awesome, tits look great, all it took was getting dumped and girl is delivering the spiteful content that I am sure dude who fucked her all those years doesn’t give a fuck about, but if it makes her feel better, it makes us feel better, because we get to stare at the girl who was first to the nude selfie hustle early in her Disney kid career.

I am not entirely sure what her motivation is, or when she decided “fuck it” and do the whole slutty influencer thing, but the Disney Kid is trained in media manipulation, and if these influencer bitches are getting success with similar simplistic tactics, why not jump on board and fucking do it…it’s not like this takes much work for an actual “professional”.

The best thing about the influencer hustle, is that these irrelevant people, think they are relevant and important and like their “Content Creation” is masterpiece theater, when really it’s a joke…

So these fake, self proclaim4ed celebs that are larger than life and the center of the fucking universe in their minds actually fucking suck…and actual celebs just let them pave the way, so they can jump in on the basic and simplistic shit that they do…to steal their thunder…because any celebrity can hop on and spend about 2 minutes maybe 3 to execute the jerk off material that it takes to be an influencer….

Which is exactly what Hudgens is doing…giving a second fucking wind her her career with her titties out….good work!

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Vanessa Hudgens is yet another Disney Puppet who has been left to fend for herself with the skills given to her by the team at Disney….which I guess involve grabbing at her titties on social media for the fans…because she’s now got titties she can grab in video….like it was those early leaked nudes she put out when she was 18 or 19….before anyone else was doing it…because that’s the kind of girl Vanessa Hudgens is, now more than ever, because her long term boyfriend dropped her back in January and she’s now figured out what social media wants of her….

I think he looks hotter than ever, but it could just be that she’s juggling her tits like some sort of clown thanks to that face filter in this clown world we live in.

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I don’t know where Vanessa Hudgens has travelled to in efforts to spread her COVID around the world to have some beach time, but I’ll assume it’s either Mexico or Bahamas but probably could be the Philippines where she’s likely got real estate because every Filipino cleaning lady I know sends money back home for their real estate.

I guess it doesn’t matter because the highlight of her post was this comment from the FORESKIN activist who is fighting the meaningful fight against circumcision, you know “DON’T TAKE OUR MAN CLITS FROM US AS CHILDREN, LEAVE US INTACT LIKE SOME KIND OF BANANA DICKED ELEPHANT TRUNK YOU BABY DICK CUTTING WEIRDOS”…..

It made me laugh and I rarely laugh so at least there’s some good things happening in the world…that you tend to forget with all that whining, fake news bullshit, fake cosplay activism, insanity…..

Not to mention, slutty Hudgens who was properly trained by Disney and is still a puppet for Disney, they invested too heavily and probably have her for life, so don’t trust anything Disney Owns….but stare at their better than usual despite being 30 body because all it took was a solid break up to get her to try to piss off her ex with slutty content…..foreskin power or powerful foreskin….you can’t take my foreskin, but you can’t take my dignity, or something.

Here’s her sister because why the fuck not…I like sisters of celebs better than celebs. They are more interesting and insecure.

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