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2007

03

Oct

I am – Vanessa Hudgen's Political T-Shirt of the Day

Some dude who is serving your country emailed me to tell me that he loves my stepLINKS. I was offended that he didn’t read my actually posts, but remembered that either does anyone else so I tried to look at the positive and felt like I was doing my part for the poor fuckers fighting for your government in Iraq and dying for some war that is putting your country into bankruptcy. Reality is that Bankruptcy isn’t so bad. I knew a guy who racked up 60,000 dollars of credit card debt and loans and shit and decided to not pay his bills and the only thing he lost was his car because he spent all that money on drinking and gambling and couldn’t get a credit card for 7 years, so it’s not a big deal and an easy way to party hard for a few months, but I guess people dying is and I hope my stepLINK fan isn’t one of them, because he’s obviously the coolest motherfucker out there.

Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens is out pretending she’s with it and cares about the world by wearing some Peace Now shirt, when her real concerns are making her hair appointment and trying to get her gay boyfriend hard for her when she’s not too busy taking naked pictures of herself for people who release that shit to the internet. She’s acting all high and mighty when she’s probably an uneducated high school drop out even though she’s on a show about high school which means that there is irony in her t-shirt and in her career and in her relationship, making this Vanessa Hudgens slut way more complex than I ever thought.

Point of all this is to say, Support Your Troops because there will never be peace, this war will be going on for the rest of all of our lives. Good times.

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2007

03

Oct

I am – Vanessa Hudgen’s Political T-Shirt of the Day

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Some dude who is serving your country emailed me to tell me that he loves my stepLINKS. I was offended that he didn’t read my actually posts, but remembered that either does anyone else so I tried to look at the positive and felt like I was doing my part for the poor fuckers fighting for your government in Iraq and dying for some war that is putting your country into bankruptcy. Reality is that Bankruptcy isn’t so bad. I knew a guy who racked up 60,000 dollars of credit card debt and loans and shit and decided to not pay his bills and the only thing he lost was his car because he spent all that money on drinking and gambling and couldn’t get a credit card for 7 years, so it’s not a big deal and an easy way to party hard for a few months, but I guess people dying is and I hope my stepLINK fan isn’t one of them, because he’s obviously the coolest motherfucker out there.

Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens is out pretending she’s with it and cares about the world by wearing some Peace Now shirt, when her real concerns are making her hair appointment and trying to get her gay boyfriend hard for her when she’s not too busy taking naked pictures of herself for people who release that shit to the internet. She’s acting all high and mighty when she’s probably an uneducated high school drop out even though she’s on a show about high school which means that there is irony in her t-shirt and in her career and in her relationship, making this Vanessa Hudgens slut way more complex than I ever thought.

Point of all this is to say, Support Your Troops because there will never be peace, this war will be going on for the rest of all of our lives. Good times.

Vanessa Hudgens Party Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures
Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Underwear Pictures
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Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures

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2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen's Party Pictures of the Day

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I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

Bonus – Vanessa Hudgens Leaving the Gym to Get into Porn Shape

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2007

13

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgen’s Party Pictures of the Day

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I was just in the process of fighting with my wife for the last 3 hours. I don’t really know what it was all about but it did involve me telling her to get her fat ass outside to go on a fucking walk because she is going to die and despite that making all of our lives more peaceful, we’d rather have her around because we are self-destructive like that. See I am not always mean.

Here are some pics of Vanessa Hudgens floating around the internet that you have probably already seen. Someone told me she is 17 in them and that makes this shit illegal to post. I figure if I get sued maybe it will get me famous and despite trying to only post pictures of 18 and older girls the line is so grey that you just never know.

Everyone likes having a good time and here she is stickin’ her tongue out with her friends, it’s on the same level as doing booty dances with her friend or simulating sucking a dick with their friends. It standard shit, it’s not a big deal and you shouldn’t be making a big deal out of it.

I was in a bar last night drinking til 6 am because that’s what life is all about, you assholes who are asleep at 1 to be fresh for work the next day are really missing out. There were two college kids making out so fucking hardcore that it was pretty much dry fucking…At first I thought it was 2 chicks because kids these days are kinda looking like one gender. The dudes are skinny, wear spandex and have long hair and the girls are dress like dudes .I checked it out from a couple of angles because I wanted to see what was going on and that’s when I realized it was a dude and that’s when dude realized I was watching them a little too closely. but his chicks ass was fully exposed and I wasn’t going anywhere and that’s pretty much the same reason I am posting these pictures….

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2007

12

Sep

I am – Shitty Quality Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I didn’t know who this bitch was before a week or 2 ago so I have no idea when they were taken and that means that they could be old or they could be new but one thing I am sure about is that they are fucking shitty.

This Vanessa Hudgen’s bitch is doing what almost every girl in my life has done. She’s given us a taste of her nakedness, because one night she had poor judgment and now that we want more she’s keeping shit covered up. My logic is that since we’ve already seen it, you should be naked every time we’re together, and since I don’t get out much, being together is you in pictures on my computer.

I remember after almost every girl I ever hooked up with on any level, I’m talking them topless, them bottomless, them flashing me, them showering for me, me finger-banging them, me going down on them, them going down on me, anal sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, dry sex, heavy petting, drunk sex, sober sex, lesbian sex… it was always a one time deal. They’d give me a taste and I never had what it took to get them doing it again. The shame and embarrassment outweighed the fun in doing it and since they knew that I wasn’t up to their standards, they could easily find a better guy to share their goods with. I predict that’s what you can expect from this High School Musical slut, we’ve got a taste and you won’t be seeing her naked for a little while.

But we will see her in shitty bikini pictures.

Bonus – I found some Better Quality Pics of Her With the Fag Efron….

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2007

07

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Self-Shot Amateur Erotica of the Day

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There is nothing sexier than an ugly chick who is barely 18 naked on camera for her gay boyfriend who she doesn’t now is faggot yet, because her publicist told her not to ask any question when he asks her to stick inanimate objects his ass cuz that’s the only way he cums….Except for maybe an ugly chick in a shitty movie and TV show that is probably one of the lamest concepts of all time and people everywhere are buying into it making me realize that we have no hope as a species.

There’s something really funny about girls who get naked for their boyfriends on camera, sure it almost makes sense when you are in a long distance relationship and dude needs to get off to his baby who is across the country or some shit, but for the most part, it’s not done for that reason.

Naked pics of a girlfriend are only of use to anyone when the relationship is over, when you are together with your significant other, he’s not going to jerk off to your pics, he’s going to jerk off on your face, and when you leave him for his best friend, he’s going to take those pics to the internet….or will use them to jerk off remembering the pussy that once was now that he’s not getting any and he’s out of a best friend. So my theory is that naked pics is something dudes manipulate their girls into doing as leverage, or as a back-up plan for when her vagina isn’t around anymore and I think girls go along with it because it’s this whole wanting to be the object of desire, wanted to be the hottest piece of ass, wanting guys to jerk off to you, and it’s pretty much the basis of our existance. If bitches didn’t compete to be the hottest, sexiest, most fertile, we’d live in a world of flannel pajamas, tubs of empty ice cream pints and fat asses with big mangled stinky bush…something that Vanessa Hudgens is pretty used to, I wonder if she had known this was going to hit the net if she would have made a different pubic decision, or if she’s confident in he little badger of a cunt that she’s delivered….which to me shows laziness and lack of commitment to the cause, except for maybe the candles she lit up, but that’s only because deep down inside I am a romantic…

Girls if you’re out there, lets do a little game called recreate the Vanessa Hudgens pics, and show her that you’re way more worth jerking off too, and remember all that shit I said about guys taking pics of their girls naked to exploit them is just jokes baby, anything you send me will stay between you and me, I promise….

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2007

06

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures of the Day

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I just woke up. It is 3:15. I am a fucking bum and will never get ahead…Good thing I realized this a long fucking time ago. Reality is I got fucking drunk last night and recovery time is a lot longer than it used to be.

A while ago, I read Vanessa Hudgens from Highschool Musical had some racy pics hit the net that she took for her lame fucking boyfriend who is a fucking fag or a fag that a PR team is keeping in the closet, like these pictures are porn that a PR team is releasing to make bitch more famous.

The thought of all this makes me want to go to the local ice cream shop and watch teens in their high school uniform eating soft serve.

Here are the nudes – I don’t know how legit they are. But I do know she’s got bush and a woman with bush is a woman for me. I spent most of my night making bets with some asshole I was with as to whether the girls in the bar had bush or not, and if so how it was styled, but when we had to go up and ask to see how close we were to being right, we usually got ignored….I always figured the cast of highschool musical would be bald, I guess if she was in the bar last night, I woulda lost on that one…but if she was in the bar I was in…I probably could have just paid her 5 dollars to show me. I like to stick to classy joints.

UPDATE – HAD TO TAKE THE PICS DOWN CUZ OF HER LAWYERS…..FUCKING CUNT….

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens at the High School Musical 2 premiere in Australia because this shit is taking over the world like AIDS..

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2007

03

Sep

I am – Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pictures of the Day

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So this high school musical cast is really a hot thing right now. It seems no matter how old I get, teenage girls will be dumb enough to fall for these shit movies and tv shows and they will believe all the hype of the publicity stunt that is the relationship between 2 of the characters. They will still cut his pics out of magazines and put it on their wall like he was Lance Bass in 1999 only to find out that this Vanessa Hudgens – Zac Effron relationship is one based on shopping together, doing each other’s hair and make-up and talking about sucking off boys with each other.

Speaking of taking it up the shit hole, the walls in the shit hole I call home are pretty paper fucking thing and if I am not hearing my neighbors fighting, fucking, shitting or getting high, I am usually asleep or passed out drunk in the corner. Tonight I came home to the song “Love Hurts” on fucking repeat. I thought maybe dude had fallen asleep to that shit but it’s been about 12 hours and it’s still fucking going. I can only assume that asshole tried to Owen Wilson himself, but succeeded, because let’s face it, real suicidal people don’t fuck up for people to find them and pamper them back to happiness, that shit is called a cry for attention and my neighbors statement is “look what you made me do bitch”, provided he is actually dead. I do know that if I hear the song one more time, I may be the motherfucker they are scraping off the pavement but that’s just because I hated it to begin with and 12 hours later, I am starting to hate myself. If the hall starts stinking, I’ll know to call the landlord and complain…maybe I’ll get a free month out of all this…

Here are some pictures of Vanessa Hudgens from high school musical in her bikini, in Hawaii with her fag/boyfriend, playin in the sand, like they are a bunch of queers…which it turns out…they probably are….

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