I originally wrote the headline as “male attention” but realized these young people are all weird and they all fuck each other because they are so liberated and inclusive…that Vanessa Hudgens in her recent break-up, could in fact be seeking pretty much any attention from any gender or even species since we don’t have definitive evidence that she’s not part Sasquatch / Yeti…unless her 5 O’Clock Shadow on her pussy was intentional in her early selfie nudes, before anyone was doing selfie nudes, during an era of every girl wouldn’t be caught dead with pubic hair, to my DISMAY because I love pubic hair…..

That said, her boyfriend she gave a bunch of years to, is now playing Elvis and about to be a hugely booked star, so he did what all dudes who make it do, and dropped the dead weight…because all the hot pussy, famous or not, is going to be throwing themselves at him and thus no time for old table scraps who is too comfortable and who you have been through the wringer with…..so drop her….

He’s on the rise, she knows she’s on the decline as she gets older…it’s just biological science so she’s on the prowl…to either make him think she’s hot, not damaged, etc.

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Some Vanessa Hudgens titty like this was 10 years ago and she got her first phone with a camera on it….you know to send pics of her tits to the dude she was actually fucking after Disney made her pretend to be fucking Zac Efron…Disney marketing tactics…they don’t own the fucking world for nothing…

I guess the good thing about Vanessa Hudgens possible pregnancy and recent weight gain is the fact that she’s got tits, cuz we all like tits…even when they are cockteasing tits…I mean I’ll stare at tits in sweaters and basically anything when I am face to face with tits….I mean what do women expect with all their talking about whatever bullshit they are talking about on repeat…how are we not supposed to look at their tits…our attention span isn’t that good…and our magnetic attraction to tits is just too powerful…

Either way, it’s not full tit, but it’s still tit…so stare…

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The biggest news in celeb tits is that Vanessa Hudgens did a clever titty flash like it was old times, always an innovator this one, at least when it comes to tits, since everything else about her is relatively boring, candy coated, Disney shit….but I will always credit her for one of the first nude selfie leaks of all time and now she’s casually posting selfies where her full tits are in her sunglass reflection like an Easter Egg hunt in October….forcing us to find the nude like some kind of ESCApe ROOM but the titty in the pic version…

I think this is the basis of a million dollar business called “find the titty” in the pic featuring girls who like showing their tits, but in less than obvious ways to keep a little mystery. Clever and it can be spun as an accident…pretty exciting even if she isn’t.

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VANESSA HUDGENS BABY BUMP IN THE BIKE SHORTS??

For the last week, I’ve been saying that Hudgens is pregnant with that boyfriend she’s had for a long time, some dude playing Elvis in an upcoming movie, because she probably is…

For the last decade, I’ve been saying that she’s Vanessa Pudgens, cuz she’s got that fat gene but fights it off, but there have been times when she was a solid 15 pounds overweight, which is 100 pounds overweight in Hollywood weight, they used to do things different when fat and ugly people were banned from their scene, which as far as I’m concerned was a good time….

I like UNREALISTIC BODY IDEALS.

I like looking at good looking people in made up stories that don’t matter. It is better than ugly people.

I think that when people work their asses off to look fit and good, who invest in clothing to dress well, and who are who all together in some marketable package, should succeed. They should go to LA to make it, thanks to their egos or whatever…

It’s a war zone out there…like the best man for the job, get the fucking job…

I think you can take a good looking person and make them fat, or ugly, with prosthetics…we don’t need fat and ugly people in our media.

I think that having good looking people on TV, motivates fat and ugly people to try harder if they want that celeb life…or accept that they are more behind the scenes.

I do not need fat people playing fat people…and you don’t either..

So yes, keep Hollywood skinny and good looking, and revisit that blacklisting, only apply it to the fucking uglies…

Hudgens, not an ugly, in bike shorts cuz they are on trend, rocking that fat upper pussy gunt…WHAT COULD IT BE.

Here she is in fishnets with some slut…

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Vanessa Hudgens your original slutty selfie taking celebrity has decided to add a little sex to her outfits to her public appearances….that unfortunately don’t showcase her thick bush…because she is a hairy little monkey which I think is great because at the time it came out…bush was officially DEAD…and I don’t think her BUSH was influential or that it made any real impact in the world…and I don’t think the new BUSH wave of popularity I’ve been wanting for years has anything to do with her…but back then, when her High School Musical nudes happened. It was a big deal…

That said, her new look, public lingerie and it’s great (enough)…you know not that great at all.

My expert fashion consultant says she’s dressing like this with her new found tits cuz she’s pregnant and diverting from her GUNT….which I believe…

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Vanessa Hudgens is doing some silly booty shake dance because she’s a slutty Disney Kid. Well trained.

Dancing should be be embarrassing but the whole world isn’t one big dancing asshole….I’ve been on TIKTOK…AND I WALK the mean streets of my neighborhood and I consistently see people dancing….I can’t explain it, but I see it.

I guess it is our innate tribal instinct, at least for Vanessa Hudgens, who is still primal, at least in her pussy maintenance cuz she hairy or was hairy back in those leaked nudes before anyone was leaking nudes.

An innovator and a leader….and a booty shaker for the internet cuz they all sluts. Even the rich and famous ones.

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BIG TITTY NEWS….

This just in (19 hours ago on her instagram) Vanessa Hudgens has found her tits…

Long gone are the days of weird tits in nude selfies…cuz these fuckers look round.

That’s all I have to say about that.

That’s been BIG TITTY NEWS….from the TITTY Surveyor of the Internet…

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