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2009

05

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sexy Pics of the Day

I guess Vanessa Hudgens was bored when Montreal shooting her new movie, mainly because she never called me to hang out, and everyone know’s I am a whole lot of fuckin’ fun, especially when I dirty dance like I was Patrick Swayze, post terminal cancer, not when he was still virile, because these nude/topless/sexy pics of her have hit the internet.

I guess it is possible that this isn’t her, but I like to think that it is, because it makes my life work feel a little more relevant, not to mention if you were dating a faggot like she was, and not realize he’s gay, like she doesn’t, you’d start pullin’ all the stops to try to turn the motherfucker on, since being a chick who gets rejected for sex fucks with your self esteem a lot and makes you do things like this.

I am not too sure what the deal is with her nipples, but I blame scientific cross-breeding that went on in her mother’s womb, sometimes it just doesn’t work out and weird shit come out of it.

This isn’t the first time she’s had pics like this surface, it won’t be the last, she’s moving away from her Disney image and stripping in her next movie, and I guess this is all part of communicating that to the public, because you know behind every leaked celeb picture is a team of lawyers, agents, managers, advisors, PR people, making sure it goes down flawlessly. This kind of thing doesn’t just happen, it is all part of a bigger cause/machine and you are an idiot if you think otherwise.

Posted in:Nude|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

28

May

Vanessa Hudgens Wears Short Pants of the Day

Here’s a video of Vanessa Hudgens in shorts. I could hate on her, but I feel like she does enough of that to herself, I mean at least based on the whole dating a gay dude, hoping he’ll straighten out for her, because it’s in a Disney contract and she is in desperate needs of getting her pussy fucked, to the point where these shorts started out as pants eariler in the day, but her sexual frustration lead her to trying to sex them up by making them hug her pussy while giving her easier access to slide a finger or inanimate objects in herself while she goes about her daily errands.

Posted in:Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

04

May

Vanessa Hudgens Wears Shorts of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens was out in shorts. Rumor (willis) is that Zac Effron picked them out for her while he was buying himself ladies underwear because he prefers how they don’t bunch up in his jeans while making him look and feel prettier than ever. You know as a thank you for being such a good cover for his homosexuality.

Posted in:Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

30

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens and Her Q-Tip Hair in Shorts of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens was wearing shorts, when fans started throwing Q-Tips at them, only to have one land in her hair. My god. The scandal. This is such a big fucking deal, it’s like the time I took a shit and saw a condom floating in the toilet. I couldn’t figure out if it was something I ate, or something that was left behind after getting a little too carried away with that tranny prositute, or maybe it was just something that was “floating” around in the toilet before I ended up on it. I mean, maybe my condom story is a little worse, because of that whole AIDS thing, and this Q-Tip is some candy-coated Hollywood bullshit, but that doesn’t change the fact that I wouldn’t use a condom with Hudgens, or Effron for that matter. Not because I’m gay, but because he is….

Posted in:Hair|Legs|Q-Tip|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

13

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Grabs a Coffee in a Tank Top of the Day

And you care enough to look at these pictures, but more importantly, I cared enough to post them. It’s times like these where I really should just kill myself. I mean I don’t even go to this much effort when I grab myself a fucking coffee, but for some Disney starlet, I’m cropping and uploading pictures and writing a useless blurb….so this is what my life’s become. Good times.

Posted in:Coffee|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

26

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Showing Off Some Leg of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t inspire me. Facebook does. So this is what I wrote to some girl I don’t know who has her status set to “Spring Break is Amazing, Home Sunday”

i miss you

come home

i miss our late night chats

our movie nights where we cuddle on the couch….

but more importantly – i miss the anal.

She didn’t answer me, just like I’m not going to answer these Vanessa Hudgens pictures, something I am sure she’s used to, you know dating a faggot, where anything she does gets little to no reaction. She can come out with a vibrator and the hottest lingerie and homeboy will ask her to get out of the way of the TV because he’s watching Gossip Girl and she knows not to bother him while Gossip Girl is on….if you know what I mean…and even when shit’s over he only really give her attention when she turns the dildo onto him

BONUS – ASHLEY TISDALE UGLY WATCH….

Yep…she’s still ugly….just making sure….

Posted in:Legs|Shorts|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

17

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Pumpin Gas of the Day

She has to do the man’s work, like take out the garbage, fuck with a strap-on, hang the paintings, carry in the groceries and fill the car up with gas, mainly because her boyfriend has a vagina.

Yeah I know you’d think he’d be into hoses, you know with being a fuckin’ poofter who jerks off to hose all day, but the irony in the whole thing is that the only hose he lets near him is the one attached to a high colonic before a long weekend or attached to one of the many faceless men he lets inside him over that same long weekend…

Posted in:Pumpin Gas|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

09

Feb

Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens Have an Umbrella Party in Brazil of the Day

Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens brought out their umbrellas to mourn the loss of Rihanna’s innocence, not that getting pistol whipped and having her life threatened is anything new to her, I mean it’s all part of being from a shanty with an alcoholic crack addicted father, you’d expect her to be used to it and hard enough to handle pussy filled hollywood, instead of being this fucking whiner, but this post isn’t about Rihanna, it’s about Zac Effron and Vanessa Hudgens in Brazil and she needs to stop dominating the fucking headlines just because she got what she had coming to her.

If you’re wondering why they are there, or being secretive about the shit, it’s because they don’t want you to see the tranny prostitutes Effron hired to be in his entourage, it’s a “when in Rome” situation, you know take advantage of the local landmarks especially since they have dick.

Trannies are the only reason why Effron is in Brazil, I mean other than Tom Cruise since they are probably lovers.

Just remember it’s not gay if she’s got long hair, make up, tits and a used up asshole that’s naturally lubricated from the diseases and as easy to enter as mom of three’s pussy, you know because tranny prostitutes have loosened their shit up by inserting all kinds of things in them multiple times a day. It really is an art and not just a job.

Here are some umbrella party pics…talk about thinking you are more important than you actually are, do people actually care about them enough that they need to draw tone attention to themselves by hiding, assholes need to be brought down to reality in the form of havin’ their boat taken over by pirates who use them in the illegal organ trade. Yeah, I saw that Tourista movie, let’s hope shit is real.

Here are the first bikini pictures of Hudgens in Brazil to Hit. They are seriously SHIT quality….

Posted in:Umbrella Party|Vanessa Hudgens|Zac Effron

2008

03

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens was out in a pair of mom jeans and like all pants jacked up too high, her pussy engulfed the seam and I always find it pretty hot because it’s like a glimpse of her pussy lips, without having to see past all the hair from the underage nude pictures she had on the internet a few months ago, not that I am against bush, but like a good story, sometimes it’s nice to see how the shit actually unfolds.

Speaking of pussy, I did something bad today. I was walking into a store and some old lady was trying to get out because she was struggling with a walker and like the hero that I am, held the door open for her. She was sweat and really gracious about the whole thing and looked up to me and thanked me for being so patient and I responded by saying something along the lines of always being patient for pussy. I didn’t mean to say it, it just kinda came out and I blame the hangover, the good news is that she was deaf and didn’t hear me, the bad news is that the hot 20 year old behind me wasn’t and told me off.

Either way, here’s Hudgen’s vagina in a whole new light….

Posted in:Camel Toe|Vanessa Hudgens

2008

22

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Likes Male Attention of the Day

Like any girl who gets naked on the internet, Vanessa Hudgens is desperate for male attention, and it’s got so bad then when she leaves her house she runs up to anyone with a penis and gives them a hug and kiss and tries to get them hard for her, proven by these pictures. I could be wrong, I mean it is possible that these dudes are the executives at Disney who took those nude pictures of her and I guess it doesn’t really matter because if she’s not jerking them off, I don’t really want to see it, but I will post it because I have come this far and figure there’s no turning back now. That is the theme of the day and I blame this 3 day hangover I am working on, that I like to think could just be a terminal disease.

Posted in:Male Attention|Vanessa Hudgens