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2021

14

Sep

Victoria Beckham Fitness of the Day

Here’s some old lady Posh Spice, not quite expired, spices last forever, I mean I still use oregano I found in a dumpster 30 years ago because waste not want not or some shit…

The only funny thing about this is the idea that Victoria Beckham does fitness, that shit is for the soccer husband or maybe the entitled brat rich kids, but not for posh…since I always took her for the kind of girl who just starves herself, but maybe that’s just what she wanted us to believe in her emaciated state of fancy over the last few years…

I’ll assume this regal rich kid turned pop icon from the UK is getting paid to whatever brand is across her old lady tits….because none of these people do anything for free…not even pretend to do fitness.

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2017

02

Oct

Victoria Beckham Spreading Legs of the Day

Victoria Beckham Spreading Legs of the Day

Skinny Posh Expensive Skinny Spice….posted some flexible old lady in the birthing, or the I lay here and spread while you fuck me because I am a rich and fancy whore….fetish pic.

She looks pretty good for someone who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…and that could be the reason Posh maintained as well as she did…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…but that’s probably because they are poor and disgusting and have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days resting so you don’t age….and don’t eat cuz she’s a robot…

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2016

06

Sep

Victoria Beckham in Vogue UK of the Day

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Victoria Beckham is in what looks enough like lingerie to me – to be worthy of a post – not because I love Posh Spice, but she looks pretty good for someone who has shat out a dozen kids with David Beckham, when he took time off fucking all other girls who weren’t Posh Spice…because when you’re Beckham – you have options…and that could be the reason Posh maintained as well as she did…nice and preserved…because no girls I know look like this – especially not moms…even in their 20s…but that’s probably because they are poor and disgusting and have to slave away to buy shitty food…while this one’s rich and rich comes with perks like spending your days resting so you don’t age….who cares…totally…

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2016

18

Aug

Victoria Beckham’s 5 Minute Face Scares Me of the Day

I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want…

I want to watch this Victoria Beckham video in slow motion…trying to figure out her lip….is it real, is it plastic surgery, is it a 100 years old and a zombie, is it alive..is it dead…and is it as fancy and exclusive as it has been marketed to me…now in her late 40s, a mom of a bunch of kids….still skinny enough because her husband is David Beckham – and if she’s looking bad…he’s still fucking other girls..but even if she’s looking food….he’s still fucking other girls…so no matter what she’s the main bitch, not the side bitch, but probably not getting fucked, old married couples don’t do that shit…instead the link up with cosmetic companies to push product to other old ladies who remember loving the spice girls…I only liked one video, the first video, where they won me over with Scary Spice’s hard nipple, it was the Aniston pre-internet being mainstream years – when nipples were enough…

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2015

23

Sep

Posh Spice Pissed her Pants of the Day

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I guess…Victoria Beckham pissed her pants. I guess that’s a symptom of menopause, but I’m not a doctor, if I was I wouldn’t be trying to jerk off to this as I write nonsense about it, but rather, I’d be fucking gold digging bitches who love doctors, so I can’t be too sure…

Is it a spilled drink, is it a squirt of excitement, because she’s married to Beckham and even when he cheats on her her panties cream, is she just so weak from not eating that she’s lost control of her bladder….or did she bang herself out in the bathroom..

We’ll just never know, but we don’t need to know anything, a picture shows whatever you want to see…deep…but never deep enough..just ask anyone I’ve fucked…

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