I don’t know if I like this pic because I am a new found fan of Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice….even though I have never seen her show, she hasn’t leaked nudes or a sex tape, is relatively boring as fuck in all her pics and photoshoots, and the only interesting thing she has done is introduce us to her sister, who you know gets down. Mainly out of jealousy, cuz her sister gets all the attention and she can’t have that, so she uses her vagina to get even or at least to validate her worth. We like that.

But I think I like this pic because to date, Showgirls is my favorite movie of all time. It was robbed at the Oscars and anything that reminds me of that masterpiece makes life a better place to live.

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Victoria Justice turned 20…despite what her Disney Hormone therapy may be telling you…you know cuz she looks 15…which is why you…and the Disny Execs like her so much….and so many fun people…who at one point or another were considered amazing jailbait you probably masturbated to…like Miley Cyrys…. who are now the new generation of Hollywood…the people who will play the love interests in future movies…unless they all develop drug addiction like I am hoping for…cuz going up….you know climbing to the top is only part of the fun…the horrible crash is what makes it all worth it….looked like a better party than my 20th…which I may not remember but know for a fact that Miley Cyrus wasn’t there….I’ve failed at life.

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I know that many dudes have probably already jerked off to this pic of Victoria Justice dry humping Sponge Bob Square Pants…like a dog on a stuffed toy…..and even more disturbing….is the fact that at least one of those dudes wasn’t jerking off because Victoria Justice was in the pic…but he was jerking off cuz his fetish is Spongebob…..and that people….is what makes this world a creepy fucking place….people be getting off to all kinds of shit…and I’m totally into documenting it….I like to contribute to the problems of the world….it’s just me doing my part…

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I don’t know who Victoria Justice is…I just know I always feel uncomfortable when I see these Stage moms in action…you know forcing their daughters who they thing are the prettiest little things into acting at a young age…to feed their own egos…and live out their own dreams….exploiting them to pay the fucking bills and live the good life…teaching them that sacrificing their childhood is worth it….and breaking them at their core once old enough to realize just how hard their own parents, the people they trust fucked them….which is not as deep, or long, or romantic as how much I would like to fuck them….you see cuz her young tight body celebrating her birthday with her family…is lovely as fuck…and by lovely I mean ….I have a boner and I never get boners and she’s not even naked….and I’m totally desensitized and usually need really weird shit to give me boners as that’s what the world has come to…..a dark place I can’t wait for Victoria Justice to participate when she realizes it is more fun that this smiling Disney staff shit she’s been trained to be.

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I saw the Cove and can safely say that this Dolphin is not as excited as Victoria Justice is to be captive and treated like a fucking dancing monkey….and if Victoria Justice was more that just a vapid little cunt….a puppet much like that poor dolphin…she’d be protesting these kind of Marine Mammals being exploited like slaves to the man…They are mistreated and abused….and anyone who participates in this shit should be fucking shot…even if the amusement park promoting this shit is paying her to do it.

Seriously…s this is fucking punishment and dolphins are much more important to the future world than humans….

That said, she’s in a wet suit and you like that.

Save the Marine Mammals….

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I don’t know what is going on here, I just know that Victoria Justice is some young hot teen starlet, and she’s got her own show and her millions of teen fans, so I can only assume this is her sex ed lesson, cuz she looks like the kind of bitch who isn’t damage enough, who is actually probably pretty proud of herself, and who figures if a guy is fucking her, she’s not gonna put work in, she puts enough energy in her actual work, she’s just gonna star fish, legs up, and I’m sure alot of us would want to dive in and start licking until the fabric of her jeans slowly dissolve….and we get to the fucking gold….it is the pre-historic hunter and gatherer in us…but more importantly, it is cuz she’s pretty hot…

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I think the success of facebook and twitter is directly related to the number of vacation pics bitches in your network post…I know I go straight for the vacation pics of bitches I know, and I assume you do too….cuz girls half naked is fun to look at, especially when years ago, you had to be actual friends with the girls to see the shit, and now it is available to the world….

I love that girls are compelled to share the shit with us, that they know we’re looking, and that they pretend is just them sharing memories, cuz fat girls don’t post their bikini pics, disproving that lie girls who want you jerking off to them try to pull….

I love that celebs are taking pics of themsleves in bikinis, for the smae reason, but also cuz I get to post them without worrying about paparazzi sending me 10,000 dollar invoices, which is what the fuckers do…I’ve been threatened to be sued a lot…

Not to mention, self shot pics are far better than badly shot, immigrant, untrained paparazzi staged shitty photography any day….

So today’s twitter bikini is Victoria Justice, all young, tight, cute and small round breasted….Amazing.

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Victoria Justice was at the Footloose premiere like she was ASHLEY TISDALE …only she didn’t bring out an ugly by hollywood standards face with her, you know one that looks asymmetrical and like it is sucking on lemons, but instead all 18….and young, fresh, vibrant, tight, easy to pass off as 15, like you were my pervert neighbor, who only fucks 16 year old runaways cuz he finds them less demanding than older bitches with their marriage, relationship, kids bullshit…cuz they are kids and he figures if no one wants them, and they can’t get work, he might as well help them out, if anything it is charity work….the kind of charity work I’d like to rock inside Victoria Justice.

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Here’s Victoria Justice’s vagina in a bikini…She may look 14…..but she’s actually 21….and I assume if she was 14….her vagina definition would be a little less defined and obvious…you know more virignal and tight enough to make it mist when she pees…but then again she’s all Hollywood and Hollyood makes chicks grow up fast, you know it’s a trade off that seperates normal girls from girls who really want fame….

I do have a serious love for young, hot bodied girls in bikinis….it’s a weakness…or maybe it is we really need to live a complete life…maybe I’m looking into this too seriosuly…who knows…but click the link to see all the pics anyway…they’re fucking good….and most importantly, legal drinking age even though they don’t look it….

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