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2013

22

Nov

NYMPHOMANIAC Trailer with Blow Job of the Day

When I was in High School and addicted to shitty 70s porn, back when renting a movie was based on the nudity warning, I had this concept of putting real sex in movies, because these assholes get enough and all whores anyway, that if they really wanted to work for their pay, and be “artists” who were “authentic” and not mainstream puppets with dark private lives, but a great public image, they’d get into their characters and penetrate girls…or whatever…

Since High School, there have been a few movies that have had real sex in it, I mean you’re a pervert and probably know them all, I’m not going to bother naming them or googling them to find them…but I will say, that it is the way movies should be made…all movies..even Disney movies…

Well, now the latest in sleaze is a movie called NYMPHOMANIAC that isn’t paying to advertise her, but that did put up a trailer on youtube with a fucking blowjob in it…

But since it’s a mainstream movie, Youtube didn’t pull it or ban the account, but instead ran banners and pre-roll ads on it…

Even though when I post a video of a girl in a bikini, my shit gets deleted…

Big business gone dirty and big business being hypocritical…always a good time when there are dicks in mouth involved…

Here is the YOUTUBE featuring BLOWJOB – good job GOOGLE….

If Youtube pulls it…here it is…

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Nov

Graphic Gangnam Style Accidental Murder of the Day

This song makes motherfuckers go nuts…and not just Koreans in dance…

Apparently, I am not the only person it makes me wanna kill a motherfucker….///

Here’s some horrible footage doing the rounds from some Yemeni wedding in 2011 where an AK47 close range hit some of the party goers in the head!!

If you don’t like that – here’s a 25 year old blackhead getting removed….

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Nov

Artistic Dance of the Day

You know what I like…self proclaimed artists who are really just local crazy bitches trying to figure out some high concept to validate their shitty job and life…but only when their art is in the form of interpretive dance…because interpretive dance is the single weirdest art form, that I only fuck with at the strip club, when you see a professionally trained dancer, with a college degree in dance…doing some next level high concept shit, for 10 dollars a song…

I think the most over-used excuse in life besides “i was drunk”…or “2 drunk to care”…is I’m an artist? Fuck you…who decides that? Just cuz you have your tit out with rubber gloves on pretending to be a chicken on stage bitch…I saw a homeless dude doin’ the same thing while high on meth…is he an artist too?

Next level.

Posted in:NSFW|Videos

2013

21

Nov

Some UK Twerking Championship Video of the Day

So there is a UK Twerk championship in that takes place at some really shitty looking club…where strippers and booty come together in shorts and gyrate in various positions that Miley Cyrus only wished she could do…if she wasn’t already caked the fuck up and rich with no real need to twerk other than it being a good marketing spin…

I think seeing the Drake looking dude in the background losing his shit to a jiggling ass like it is the coming of christ is the highlight of the video to me…like dude never saw a fat ass jiggle before…not because I like Drake looking dudes better than crazy ass dancing…

It’s just there isn’t really anything all that hot about this, it’s like the big black hooker I saw in the bar last night, sure she was alright to look at because nothing else was going on, but I wasn’t into paying her 100 dollars for a blow job….

Maybe I am pretty over the whole twerking thing…unless it’s college girls reaching and trying hard to be hot, relevant, and hip hop pop culture…but I can’t imagine that ever happening…I think twerkin is a “for life”…dance..I will always embrace…yo.

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Nov

Old Lady Gets Slammed of the Day

I am as into old people as much as anyone who has had a grandmother who didn’t molest them…They are sweet, helpless, a nice level of fucking crazy, I mean when they aren’t yelling at you for no real reason other than they’ve lost their shit…

So I don’t like seeing old ladies get slammed, except when I worked the old folks home, and no one believed them when they told on me, because they were old…and everyone just assumed no one was sick enough to do something like that…without remember that assuming makes an ass out of you and me…yo…

Either way, crazy video and If you don’t like seeing old ladies get run the fuck over…you can also see this instructional video that gives me nightmares because it reminds me of every time my wife makes me fuck her…

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

Nov

Hipsters Posing for Pictures in Video of the Day

Instagram killed the party photographer, so I guess so I guess it is only natural for the party photographer to put the camera on video mode, while pretending to take pics of people who take a few minutes away from taking selfies, to let a real camera take their pic for a website, that may help them get more instagram followers, if the party photographer tags their shit properly…

Seeing these cunts posing for a picture…in video..is amazing…it’s just missing more tits…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

20

Nov

Rite Aid Employee Chokes Out a Customer of the Day

Turns out that Rite Aid is a friendly shopping experience…where friendly customers are choked the fuck out when they scream for pain…as he shoves him into the pavement…they are vigilantes who don’t like shop lifters, because getting paid 8 dollars an hour for an asshole company with insurance makes beating the fuck out of someone make absolutely no sense….when I worked retail I would encourage people to steal, I’d even them a wink like we were in it together because I hate the system. I’m so punk rock..

I think this has more to do with dude being angry at life for that haircut.

I love that the black girl narrating it “I hope he doesn’t have the package”….which I guess is gutter for AIDS…This is pretty horrible.

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

20

Nov

House VS Tornado of the Day

This footage from the Hurricane in Washington is on some Wizard of Oz shit….where do doesn’t get to meet some freaks in shitty costumes and toxic paint…or even some song and dance midgets…but rather…he just kicks it in his screened in porch, which despite what they teach you in school, is the worst place to be in any natural disaster situation…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

19

Nov

Chi Chi Rodriguez Ball Shot of the Day

I don’t trust pretty much anything I see, but pro golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez was at some event where he tried breaking the glass with his ex pro-golfer shot…and ended up giving himself a cock shot…a cock shot that at 78 he probably didn’t actually feel but pretended to because it makes for good comedy…up on some Three Stooges shit…

If you don’t like that…here’s a fat chick on a pussy…

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Nov

State Representative of the Day

Hawaii is made for fat mainland tourists looking for a sun burn and a taste of the tropics while still being in The States…it is also a place for hot surfer babes to work on making their asses more fit and round….

It is not made for the homeless…and this State Representative…let’s call him local hero dealing with homeless one sledgehammer at a time…is a hero championing that…

To the average person, this may be a disgusting strategy…because homeless are victims…but to the tourism industry…and white people with million dollar condos looking to retire in peace…homeless people are the worst…

Posted in:Videos

2013

19

Nov

Amazing Woman of the Day

This reminds me of every girl…right after they have sex with me…and the drugs wear off…

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Nov

Racist Cops of the Day

It’s always the black families who get pulled over, end up scuffling with the police…only to get shot at…and I blame racist cops…I mean if these people were white folk, they would have probably never been pulled over…preventing running out of the car and physically assaulting the cop cuz you don’t like how he’s talkin’ to yo’ momma…

This may not be a funny or hot video to you, but I think it’s awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Nov

Stage Dive of the Day

I am a horrible man, because this is hilarious to me…motherfucker got what he deserved…climbing to ridiculous heights to jump onto people…in what he probably thought would end in an epic stage dive…but that ended in people moving the fuck away and dude hitting the ground hard…because when a grown man jumps at you…you’d have to be an asshole to try to catch him…and asshole that apparently none of these people were…as dude slams into the ground full force…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2013

18

Nov

This is the Most Disgusting Video of the Day

I met a girl who was burning and spitting at a Chinese restaurant at 4 in the morning and it was disgusting…and I hated it…and I told her that she was a ball of class…to which she said she reeked of class…to which her boyfriend of the night…made me sniff his fingers…which I assumed were just up in her on the dance floor where they met….and apparently…class smells like a yeast infection..

I didn’t watch this bitch burp…but I had to post it to encourage all girls everywhere to never do this..

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

Nov

Inspiring Videos To of the Day

Every now at then you just have to sing to start your day and forget how shitty it is…

Here’s his back-up Dance he should hire and go on tour with…because if there’s one thing we can learn from Corky, Life Goes On, Glee…people like laughing at retards…and fat people and really the lower levels of society…even if they pretend they aren’t #cyberbullies.

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