People are making a big deal about this new movie called Beth Cooper where Hayden Panettiere was wrongfully cast to be the hot chick in the school, which would really only happen in the North Pole, and toy making school, where midgets and trolls are the norm, not that a place like that actually exists and either does Santa Claus, unless you count the pedophile in the mall with a boner in his red suit loving every second of his minimum wage job.

This is the kind of topless scene that would only get a virgin fan excited, which I guess is convenient since 98% of Hayden Panettiere’s fans are virgins and the ones who aren’t are just victims of being molested who really like the show Heroes.

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