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2020

16

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

It’s Weed Girl Wednesday, because people are lame and wherever there’s a subculture, not that there are subcultures in this generation, but whenever there’s a subculture or the idea of a subculture, despite everything from EDGY to PRUDE being all part of the same pile of mainstream, capitalist, monetize and sell product crap…there’s a group of girls who want to be the babes of that subculture…because they know that weed has interest, that it’s a billion dollar industry, that there are brands that sell weed product, and those brands need girls into weed to sell product to the dudes who follow them because they are into weed….it’s opportunistic shit..and it works because it allows girls who would otherwise not get following or brand deals to get brand deals….and life is about the brand deals unless you’re me…because if you’re me, you’ll see no ads on the site, meaning I do this for fucking free…assholes.. GIVE ME BITCOIN…

That said….these girls could also be into weed, I mean who isn’t into weed, if you’re not into weed, you’re some weirdo pussy who doesn’t like kicking back and relaxing….but the whole overly excited, I’ll take a pic of me smoking, still seems like they are trying to be ALT or EDGY or BADASS…when it’s fucking weed….you granny can grow it in her garden with the Tomatoes…it’s not street heroin being sucked out of puddles by crackheads here..but that would be a hotter content piece….because with the adveent of the internet crackwhores from the streets are less and less relevant….we need to get back to the streets and make crackwhores great again…

In the meantime, here’s weed girls becoming weed influencers…

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2020

09

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed is hardly a drug, if you smoke weed, you get high for 10 minutes and then you’re sober, yet the government decided it was bad for you because they couldn’t regulate it, it was cheap to produce and anyone could grow it…and we can’t have a society where we like having a good time…or there’s the angle that black people were smoking weed and being a racist society it was a way to ENSLAVE the black people after SLAVERY was abolished…I don’t know, I just know it’s idiotic…and anyone out there anti-weed just doesn’t realize shit is relaxing…but more importantly is not doing COVID quarantines right…you gotta be high through all this to enjoy it or experience it best…

Like any “subculture” there are a group of die hards and where there are die hard nerds there are chicks trying to get those die hard nerds to follow them for monetization purposes…so people get all ceremonial with their weed, produce content around weed, instead of just smoking it and moving on….and I’m into anything that gets girls naked…so here’s WEED girls on Wednesday….some look like they smoke too much weed….others look good…it’s a mix…like life….a mix.

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2020

02

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

It’s Weed Wednesday, even if everyday is for smoking that good good….you know twist one up, spark it up, BUN A TING, have a little SESH….yo, let’s blaze….get LIT LIKE A CHRISTMAS tree….I don’t know what people call smoking weed, I am just a weed ambassador because the Government shouldn’t control what you put in your own damn body, especially a plant that you can all grow in your fucking backyard with zero fucking effort, because of this wild and crazy thing called NATURE.

I OBVIOUSLY am an Alcoholic, it’s genetic and I don’t subscribe to it being a disease, if anything it’s a pleasant blessing that makes lifer more tolerable, and I know alocholism will kill me….

But that doesn’t mean I don’t think weed is great, healthier, beneficial, and that is why I am here to celebrate all these WEED INFLUENCERS getting naughty and naked, because even if they look like they are a MUNCHY…not that they get munchies…but are a fucking MUNCHY…I know they are fighting the good fighting trying to get famous in their weirdo weed niche….

I don’t understand the excitement for weed at this level of it not just being something you do, but rather something you incorporate into your content, it’s just fucking weed, not a new TESLA…but they’re lewd and nude and I’m into it.

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2020

25

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I am all about weed, I wouldn’t call myself some fucking stoner hippie fuck and for the longest time I didn’t bother with weed because it was a pain in the ass to bother with weed….but even then,…I thought weed being illegal was dumb, idiotic even….

I have always been a half dead retard who must have either blown out my brain with booze or head injuries from booze, I didn’t see the point of having to find a dealer or any of that other bullshit that reminds us all of a very important thing and that weed being illegal is some dumb, idiotic shit…

Clearly the lawmakers / the government don’t have our best interests in mind, making weed illegal, making people who deal in weed despite its medicinal qualities criminals, ruining fucking lives over something that is mild compared to booze….I mean smoke a ton of weed, you sober up in what, 20 mintues or less….forcing your to smoke more….while booze takes me on three day adventures I don’t remember….clearly weed is a superior product for health and wellness…

But yeah, making weed illegal, a plant you can grow in your closet or garden, like a tomato plant, that could have prevented people from all kinds of pharmaceuticals they don’t need to be on…since it is a painkiller, anti-anxiety, relaxant that helps you sleep….

Crazy…..but I guess it’s legal in Canada now, so that argument is a waste of time to write out…..and since I am not a some fucking stoner hippie fuck, but rather a pedestrian in the world of weed who just supports the legalization of weed and sees the illegalization of weed as s crime against our freedoms…I am fine with posting the pics of weed girls who clearly are on that stoner hippie fuck kick….the head shop girls…the overly into weed…the activists and the ambassadors…since every niche needs its whores….or sluts…or sex workers…or girls who like showing off their bodies…since “whores” is frowned upon.

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2020

18

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed girls sometimess look far too much like girls who smoke weed all day, but thanks to smoking weed all day realize that in order to find work that involves smoking weed all day, they best be getting naked on the internet for that internet porn money. It’s more rewarding and fulfilling than making sandwiches at Subway, or whatever it is young girls used to do for work before the internet turned them all into perverts.

I assume weed will be legal in the USA as per your President Kamala Harris’ statements she made about weed, so you better get in and buy all those weed stocks…the burgeoning industry for people too dumb to grow their own…you know it’s a fucking plant that flowers and that flower is the bud in which you smoke to get fucked up…there is very little labor involved, this isn’t pressing pills in your bathroom, or cooking Ketamine you stole from the vet you worked at…..the fact anyone has gone to jail over the most basic buzz, that for the most part makes you fucking lazy and relaxed, is hilarious and ultimately really fucking shitty….cuz you know the weed they went down for was probably just shit weed to begin with.

Anyway, I’m not a Kim Kardashian prison reform activist, I’m just saying, what a dumb thing to be illegal…obviously it’s just the government controlling you and you accepting it, ass spread for their dick….I think the whole COVID thing has taught us one very important thing and that is that you all need your government to baby the fuck out of you…”Issue curfews”….rat on your friends….close down our businesses….scare us about some virus…instead of being fucking men about things and facing shit face on…

There have been deadly viruses forever, people fucking die…if you’re one who will die of COVID, then die already so the rest of the non-dyers can LIVE…

This has nothing to do with weed, it’s just to say, grow the fuck up…or don’t but if you don’t…do it like these weed girls are doing it….naked with weed because it’s a niche to build their empires…and I’m looking.

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2020

11

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed is for lovers…and I guess for losers….because all good things get ruined by losers…

I’ve said it before, Weed being illegal is the dumbest shit ever, as far as I’m concerned it is the equivalent of Tomatoes being illegal, which I am sure the big Tomato farmers probably want, so that they can supply the commercial, corporate tomatoes to the people…even though shit grows like a weed and we don’t need them for our damn tomatoes…only with weed you get stoned and it makes life better…while tomatoes are just tomatoes…

I’m sure you all feel the same way, even if you don’t smoke weed because you it makes you paranoid, or because you prefer being wasted, while I’ll consume anything that can fuck me up…

So these are girls who are posing with their weed, because they are either way too into weed, in a weird way….or they see weed as an opportunity as an emerging market that they can be “influencers” in…or maybe girls just like being naked and the prop that is weed gives them purpose.

I don’t have the answers, I’m not complaining, even if some of these girls look like they smoke too much weed….and eat too many snacks…but I still appreciate what they are doing…and I support weed too…even if weed heads are losers.

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2020

04

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I am a weed supporter but only since weed became legal in Canada, I mean I’m not law breaker over here, I just do what the government tells me…like hide in my house all day alone, separated from family and friends, unable to go to restaurants or bras, unable to get lap dances and full contact handjobs….no gyms to get into in hopes of staring at hot asses because they are closed too…who knows maybe I was planning on turning my life around in March and get fit…but now it’s back to diabetes and impending death….

But yeah, weed, a plant anyone can grow in their backyard, at least in Canada, making it basically free, that has all kinds of health benefits plus it can fuck you up, so while making food taste better, movies more tolerable, sleep more relaxing, inflammation more down, anxiety curing, schizophrenia triggering, good fucking times…all for free…

If you can smoke weed all day, why would you ever get on opiates losers…big PHARMA is evil, this shit is just a plant..

The only problem with weed is the culture, the activists, the fans, the aficiandos, the experts, the strain snobs, the overly excited about weed as a subculture, just smoke it and shut up you fucking loser….when you turn nerd shit onto anything, it becomes garbage…but when you turn nerd shit on the girls looking for audience show up because they know nerds fall for anything…so anything that has any lame ass fanatics brings out the girls to pose with the shit…so that’s ok…no hate there…even if it’s silly and even if these girls look like they smoke too much weed…it’s not the hottest but it’s about the effort….you know I never hate on the nobodies trying to make it, I only hate on the people once they make it…the process is alright the getting there is what sucks because they think they fucking matter, a stamp of approval for asshole try hards is the worst thing for asshole try hards…now here’s those weed girls for Wednesday

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2020

28

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

This is not a HUNIBADGER ad, I do this WEED WEDNESDAY post every fucking Wednesday because I am consistent, reliable, and into girls who post nudes with weed, because any excuse to post nudes is a good one, whether weed is involved or not…

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If I am going to do a post celebrating weed and the girls who smoke it and take nudes with it for dudes with weed fetishes, I might as give ya’ll a deal on devices that can help you get high…

I am not some weed activist hippie fuck who gets off on girls who smoke weed, every girl I’ve met has been a weed demon pot head, it’s dudes that smoke less weed…but I do know that people into weed, have a whole subculture of weed, where chicks who smoke weed getting naked and posing with weed is their everything….

I am not doing it for them….I am not doing it to say girls who smoke weed look like they smoke weed either…I am just into any excuse to get naked and the idea that weed is illegal is just a reminder of how dumb people are as a whole, as a group, as a people….it’s like income tax…something I’ll never understand why you let people make these choices for you and enforce these laws on you…it’s a fucking plant you can grow like a weed in your backyard…that has more health benefits….have you smoked weed? It relaxes you, helps you sleep, gets rid of pain and inflammation….BAN THAT SHIT NOW….it will kill off Big Pharma…..lock everyone up if they are caught with it…especially if they are black so they’ll have something to protest in 90 years.

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2020

21

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Oh shit it’s motherfucking weed Wednesday where we celebrate girls who get naked while smoking weed for the internet to show you how hard they are either by smoking legal weed in Canada, California, Denver and the other legal states…you know “Look at us smoking what was once criminal for the dumbest fucking reasons”….or they are in illegal states and want you to know they are edgy…

The nude Weed model is a weird concept, but I guess it’s like any industry, where you can hop on, get naked and be the hottest weed girl, so that all the weed brands pay you in things like weed to promote their products to their fans…or maybe dudes who smoke weed want girls who smoke weed but since they are lazy loser stoners…they can’t find real life girls and turn to jerk off to internet weed girls…you know since girls who smoke weed are all cool like some hippie fucks…

It doesn’t surprise me that girls like getting naked with their weed for a photo, I mean you need props, you need a reason for the nude shoot, so why not do that niche…plus weed is barely a drug, you get high for 5-10 mintues and the high is being massively laid back, snacky and sometimes idiotic…the fact it is illegal is stupid, this is some activism for that, even if some of these girls look like they spend too much smoking and not enough time working out…you know the weed girls who look like they have the munchies all the fucking time…but I don’t discriminate against girls who want to get naked on the internet…I celebrate that shit.

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2020

14

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Thanks to me, you don’t need a calendar anymore, because like clockwork, every Wednesday I bring you the weed girls who uploaded pics of themselves with their weed…I mean I guess you don’t need a calendar based on technological advances like the one built into your phone and computer…but I do post Weed Wednesday every Wednesday I remember…

What I have discovered is that not all chicks who smoke weed and take nudes with their weed are hot, a lot look like they smoke too much weed, probably because they get paid to post nudes on the internet by weirdos…but that doesn’t mean weed isn’t a magical plant that can save lives, help mental health issues like anxiety and insomnia, all while making food taste better….the fact it is illegal is dumb, so we let these girls and their tits inspire you to get back into the green side…it’s a pandemic, if you’re not smoking weed, you are missing the fuck out.

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