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Archive for the Weed Category

2020

07

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

It’s weed o’clock motherfuckers….straight from Weed Wednesday…the day to celebrate the girls who smoke weed hard enough to take slutty selfies with their weed so that you know they are down with weed…you know nice and chilled out and ready for munchies…or maybe the kind of weed demon pot monster that can only cum when high…it allows them to focus…I don’t know…girl orgasms don’t matter when you only fuck hookers, really really cheap hookers…what does matter is the weed man, the green goblin trying to relax you, help you sleep better, lower your inflammation and reduce your pain….making you laugh and appreciate the way things taste more than you would without it….weed man…it’s a lifestyle…I guess…I don’t know…anything to numb the pain in our souls is a friend of mine…especially when cheap, easy to grow and legal….I am not a weed influencers, weed ambassador, but if you aren’t out there getting high all day, everyday you’re fucking weird…especially since it’s a COVID cure…at least I read that…not that I know how to read….I definitely don’t know how to write…which is why I do it, like a speech disorder on the local news…why do that to yourself man….

Some weed girls are hot and look like fun to get high with…others look like you’d expect weed girls to look…but I don’t discriminate against girls producing and posting their own smut…I celebrate it…even if I laugh at some of the pics because they nasty I still support the effort.

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2020

30

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed may be wonderful…but the girls who take pics of weed aren’t so much..I mean besides the occassional “influencer” or influencer in training trying to show how hard she is…cuz weed’s cool guys….I mean I guess some of these pics are hotter than I originally thought when saving them…but still…weed girls who take pics of weed are usually what you’d expect a weed girl who would take pics of her and weed to be…snacky…and not in a trending “she’s a snack” way..in a “I snack all day way…..”

WOOOO- it’s Weed Wednesday fools, a day to celebrate a week’s worth of nasty ass lazy ass stoner chicks who are into documenting their weed smoking….

I assume that they like integrating it into their pictures in hopes of finding a stoner dude who is more into the weed than he is into noticing how gross they are…in a “this bitch is done to blaze” or whatever weed losers say….

But yes, weed shouldn’t be illegal…it is medicine, it is nature’s gift, it is easy to grow in your backyard and it brings you the bounty of relaxation, calmness, and whatever the fuck else you need to help get through life…so why not give the girls into getting naked with weed some shine, because they are getting naked…and that’s really what I’m here for…

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2020

23

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I don’t need to do any activism or protest on the values of cannabis. I figure if you read this site, you’re not some pussy ass motherfucker who has never tried weed, I don’t even know if anyone in the world hasn’t tried weed, but if that person exists, they are a fucking loser…

I will say that supporting stoned girls taking the time to produce smutty content around their smoking is something important, because for the most part, stoned girls are too lazy to get all done up or naked in selfies, as they are too interested in snacks…but then I remember that weed makes some people horny and I guess makes it the gateway to nudes in an era where everyone is fucking nude.

So I support weed and nudes and here’s that very important coming together of those two things….sometimes not quite as well as should be….I mean some of these girls are nasty.

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2020

16

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I almost forgot to put up Weed Wednesday post of girls smoking weed, maybe I should avoid weed, due to my memory loss….but the memory loss is really from aggressive alcoholism…it’s a neurotoxin you know…while weed is just the magical plant that takes down inflammation, pain, stress levels, helps you sleep, makes food taste better, has barely no side effects, lasts about 20 minutes of good times, and is probably only illegal because the government hasn’t found a ay to tax it, regulate it, and big pharma don’t want you off all that synthetic shit….you know because why smoke a fucking weed that grows basically everywhere that can make the overall wellbeing of everyone so much better…ban that shit…keep people angry….it’s all so dumb…

I’m in Canada where weed is legal though, so I guess it’s less dumb over here….but still dumb because the government still has their hands in it…

Anyway, despite being DrunkenStepfather no one cares about, here’s girls smoking weed, since drunk girls are just sloppy pigs, while high girls, at least in this shoot are naked enough…

Not all these amateur girls are created equally, but I give everyone a shot, as long as they aren’t gutter celebrities…

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2020

02

Sep

Weed Girl Wednesday of the Day

Here’s some Weed girls for Weed Wednesday, a day I created on this stupid fucking site because I have nothing better to do with myself, it’s actually funny when I think about having run a blog for 15 years, like what the fuck is that life choice, but luckily I didn’t PEREZ HILTON it and make a life or celebrity about it…it’s just my unknown secret existence that is habit.

Not that you care about me, you’re here for the tits, and on Weed Wednesday, a day I cleverly came up with because Weed and Wednesday both start with “W”, you know a good way to communicate effectively with retards…or wetards…you get what I am saying here and that is that weed girls, sometimes look like they smoke too much weed, are lazy slobs, who love the munchies so much….but some weed smokers are hot…this is a mix…

I am DrunkenStepfather, but weed is medicine, weed is grown from the earth with little effort and the fact it was categorized a drug is hilarious…if you smoke weed, you’re high for like 15 minutes, and when you’re high it’s just some laid back shit, pain killer, numbing, you know a good way to spend your life in this miserable world….so the illegal aspect of weed….is just the government fucking with ya’ll once again to keep commerce up, big pharma killing it, psychiatrists working…because they don’t want some easy to produce plant anyone can grow making everyone happier…

So I support weed and weed smokers, plus when you’re drunk it makes you more fucked up, and that is always a bonus…so….weed girls may not be the future but they are something.

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2020

19

Aug

Weed Wednesdays of the Day

I was always more of a drinker than into weed, because alcohol has led to countless misadventures that were for the most part dumb as fuck and that I don’t remember, but at the time felt fun, until waking up hungover and forgetting everything I did, not knowing where my wallet or phone was, confused by the ditch I was in, my shirt ripped off, my dick exposed, you know drunk shit…

But weed is a medicine that I can assure you every last American needs to get into, to calm, to relax, to amplify the taste of your over processed fast foods, to eliminate pain and all that other good stuff has to offer…

So now more than ever, weed should be your target, your goal and like these naked girls of reddit with their weed, something you cherish…until realizing girls who post up weed nudes aren’t all that hot…they look like they may smoke a bit too much weed and live next to a convenience store with endless supplies of cake for those munchies…but they are empowered weed smokers and for that…you should appreciate them…I mean that and the fact they are nude.

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2020

17

Jun

Girls Who Smoke Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The site may be called DrunkenStepfather, but I know that Alcohol is poison no matter how addicted I may be to it. It’s like a smoker who keeps smoking knowing it causes cancer…we’re all going to die someday might as well make our time here fun until our livers scar up and we accidentally shit it out one day…..

So DrunkenStepfather or not, I’m all about anything that fucks us up and takes us out of this state of sober, at least anything but prescription pills…I don’t trust the evil corporations….but I do trust a fucking plant…

The idea that HUMANS banned a fucking plant because when you smoke it, it relaxes you, lets you fucus, gets rid of your chronic pain, relaxes all your muscles…is the real fucking crime in America…not that America was build on slavery or that the slaves still exist as prison workers…but that a fucking plant anyone can grow over the course of 16 weeks has flowers you can dry and smoke and get all these amazing HEALTH benefits from….is banned…is just proof that big business is evil…they want you on their meds, they want you on their opiates that were totally legal, they want you in their healthcare system…they don’t want you taking holistic approaches to life….fucking MENTAL.

I’m sure weed will eventually be legalized in the USA, anyone contesting it is a fucking racist and a fucking idiot who could probably benefit from smoking weed, and even if you hate the stuff because it makes your girlie pussy have a panic attack….you’ll appreciate some hot chicks with weed…..the way NATURE intended….you fucking idiots.






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Posted in:Weed

2010

17

Mar

Weed Story of the Day

I don’t smoke weed, I am a hard drinker and weed just makes me paranoid, so I stay the fuck away from it, since I’m already paranoid enough, but I have smoked weed over the years, I guess I go through phases where it works for me and others where it freaks me the fuck out…I’ve gone on benders where I drank my fucking face off with a couple friends and an excessive amount of weed and never did I forget shit as simple as where I put the kid…but then again, I’m more the kind of dude who would leave a baby on a gay couple’s doorstep to freak them out and videotape the whole thing, than the kind of dude who would put a kid in the oven in the first place, so I guess its a good thing they took his kids away from him, but they may consider talking his car keys, his independence away from him too, motherfucker does not meet the test of being a normal functioning human in our society….seriously fucking retarded…

Posted in:Weed

2009

21

Aug

Kate Moss and Lily Allen Smoke Weed With Kids of the Day

I am all for getting high, gettin drunk and fucking in front of kids because I figure they are never too young to learn the good stuff life has to offer and I figure they are too young to realize what is going on Sure, I don’t smoke weed anymore cuz it makes me bug the fuck out and I don’t really hang with kids on the regular cuz my stepkids are grown up, but there was a time when I did smoke weed and I didn’t try to hide it from the kids, I’m sure I even encouraged them to do drugs, but I am not a celebrity so this shit is just irresponsible parenting, not that anyone ever thought that Kate Moss the drug addict who is never with her kid was a good parent in the first place, let’s just hope this gets the kid taken the fuck away from the authorities….and if the weed isn’t enough reason for that, then the fact she hangs with Lily Allen should be….cuz Lily Allen is fucking garbage…

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2007

28

Nov

I am – Steve-O is an Idiot of the Day

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I am going to admit that I laughed at the Jackass movies. I used to read Big Brother magazine before Larry Flynt bought them out and I’d watch skateboard videos in the 90s and this was just an extension of that scene. So when Tony Hawk Pro Skater went huge and every suburban kid in the world was rockin’ skate shoes, it was only natural for these dudes to get big too.

I never thought Steve-O was cool. I thought he was a nutcase and that made him worth watching in the beginning, but then dude just got repetitive and played out. People started immitating him and he stopped pushing the limit, he just played the dude who did lots of drugs and drink who stapled his balls to his leg, over and over and over and over.

So when I see him, years later, smoking a bowl out of a Dr Pepper can while diddling his balls on the red carpet, for some Gene Simmon’s roast, I don’t see anything funny, I see something played out, old and tired, kinda like everytime I look in the mirror. If dude took a shit on a girl’s face on the red carpet, or put a little effort into his stunt, I’d probably be less offended, because nothing annoys me more than a lack of creativity, especially when you’re a useless hood rat who made it big by pushing limits who has obviously since accepted that his balls are all he has to offer…that’s what the public wants to see and it’s easy and formulaic.

Steve-O is over and trying to shock us all by exposing his balls while smoking out of a can on the red carpet, because he’s so crazy….asshole.


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