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2019

23

Jul

Willow Smith Bikini of the Day

Willow Smith Bikini

Willow Smith is out here in a bikini….

Not only does she have a silly fucking name, you know like JOSIE CANSECO the dad wants his legacy to be part of his baby girl….even though she’s going to inherit his legacy regardless of the name…and be a total shitty rich kid about it because Will Smith is fucking rich and these kids grew up in Calabassas with the Kardashians and are therefore shit…no matter how many vegan food truck food giveaways they coordinate for the homeless…

But she’s also got the ass of a 10 year old boy, something some people look for in 18 year old women….to keep their fetishes within the parameters of the law…

The real question is where the hell is DJ Jazzy Jeff…you know cuz parents just don’t understand….

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2016

27

Jan

Willow Smith for Stance Socks of the Day

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I guess Will Smith has invested in Stance Socks…they are Mormon run and not Scientology or faggot run, which would make the whole thing kind of weird…if she wasn’t 15 years old…which is the average age of a Mormon sister wife…at least based on Mormon tradition…start pumping out those babies…and to really commit to our Mormon ways…let’s just do a weird sock fetish shoot with the 15 year old…because her dad’s into whoring her..because this isn’t a lot of clothing based on the Mormon underwear the mom’s of the Stance Socks dudes wear…seriously, google Mormon Underwear…it’s great…

This is not very Mormon…

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