I have no idea what the fuck is going on here. People are saying dude got a boner on X-Factor and as someone with a small dick, I don’t really see how this is a boner, I have a feeling it’s more of a colostomy bag or some shit because motherfucker has some kind of fucking disease and this is his make a wish foundation dream and the whole mocking him about the shit is actually just cruel, but you can tell Simon Cowell is wishing it is actually a dick or a boner, and not some kind of swollen ball or medical equipment, cuz it turns him on more than Ryan Seacrest does….

Either way I am slow on this shit, and it’s pretty obvious he’s the next Susan Boyle….

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