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2021

04

Jan

Zendaya Got Them Tits On of the Day

I guess the joke in all this is that Zendaya has tiny tits, so saying she’s got her tits on is not really having her tits on is a bit of an inflation of what we’re actually dealing with here…however when a small titty gets it’s time to shine in the form of cleavage, it’s a big deal..you know big tits don’t realize how special cleavage is when you’re an A-Cup, but A-Cups know…big tits just take that shit for granted.

In the event you read the site, you’ll know I do a weekly post on TINY TITS as a TINY TIT Ambassador because TINY tits have a lot of personality, can have a lot of shape, make for a more interesting girl because she needs to overcompensate for her tiny tits or the societal pressures of tiny tits, because the media wants girls to have big tits, and so do basic men who don’t realize that tiny tits come stock on hotter bodies than the big tit counterparts and if you’re a betting man into the whole package, you’ll find hotter chicks with tiny tits that you will from big tits…it’s a fact…science…

Anyway, I think the real issue in all this is why Zendaya’s photoshoot for whatever this is makes her look like a 45 year old mom going to her High School Reunion or some MExican or Italian wedding…either way, 45 and some obscure or interchangeable 50 shades of beige kind of ethnic….maybe the photoshop does do some good for these people….

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2019

10

Oct

Zendaya Titty Top of the Day

Zendaya Titty Top

Zendaya who has re-invented herself from the Disney kid who was on the same Disney show as Bella Thorne.

Unlike Bella Thorne, she seemingly remaining a celebrity with a strategy to release content that she looks good in….

Where as Bella does this contrived attempt to be overly real, like some Youtuber, who even hangs with youtubers to find that dumb young audience who buys into that shit, to get in on some of that money, when it is just a contrived attempt…shit, I’m talking about Bella Thorne…when this is Zendaya…I guess that’s just how vile Bella Thorne is, like a cancer permeating popculture, you can’t fight it off….only instead of cancer killing you off, this one talks incessantly about her sex, her herpes scars, her rash, her anything in a fun and outrageous way….while half naked….you know like some kind of annoying internet pitchman

While Zendaya does her hot work in acting roles, or media coverage as they are supposed to….

What I am saying is that Zendaya is not as annoying as Bella Thorne….

None of these people have souls…

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2019

11

Jun

Zendaya in a Bikini in a Magazine You Perverts of the Day

I don’t know Zendaya, or much about Zendaya…

I do know that she was a Disney kid, so you perverts probably fucking love that, you’ve probably watched her grow up….and now jerk off to her…not that you didn’t then…

I think the key Chris Hansen strategy would be to find out who the Single Males who subscribe to the Disney channel are, and raid their fucking houses, not trying to rain on your pervert parade here…and I don’t blame you as much as I blame the parents and the media companies for producing smut for you that is totally inappropriate and that they know is inappropriate….because I know you’re a half retard who can’t control his urges and they are like a drug pushing pushing drugs on an addict….mean people…

Zendaya was in Shake it Up and Frenemies with Bella Thorne…but you already knew that…so the two girls from the same place, figured out being slutty on the internet their own way…and we all support there hard work and effort….even if it required no work or effort and is just shameless.

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2019

25

Apr

Zendaya Hard Nipples of the Day

Zendaya Hard NIpples

I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…

But I don’t remember who Zendaya is. Google is so far away and does it even matter who she is.

The key is beater without the bra…some 90s Warped Tour erotica…revisited…

Zendaya Hard NIpples

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2019

27

Mar

Zendaya Coleman Hard Nipples of the Day

Zendaya Hard Nipples

If Zendaya Coleman is your fetish…and her hard nipples with no bra cuz her tits are too small for a bra are your porn….you’re fucking weird.

I realize that you’re fucking weird well before your Zendaya Coleman fetish….

But these pics…and your appreciation of them…is just reaffirming what I already knew I guess..

Weirdo.

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2018

17

May

Zendaya Hard Nipples in a Bikini of the Day

Zendaya In a Yellow Bikini

Zendaya and her ridiculous, but ethnic, inclusive name – is in a bikini, showing off her nipples, trying to get attention because unlike her white counterparts, she isn’t as famous as she should be and she’s working at getting to that place where she needs to be…through slutty content…

If I was to tell pretty much anyone I know they’d have no idea what I was talking about, sure they are half retarded, ignorant, drunk pieces of shit, but they’d likely think I was saying some racist shit, up on some MAMA Africa shit, you know some National Geographic tribal dance shit, getting as Ethnic as possible like a Social Justice Warrior basically commoditizing black people…collecting them as friends to make the feel less racist than they are despite being racist…but the reality of it is…she’s the lead character of the Disney show that created Bella Thorne..and for that..she is no Bella Thorne, but is now taking Bella Thorne Tactics that clearly work, scrambling to get where Bella Thorne is…relevant…

But perverts like white girls more I guess…

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2017

29

Sep

Zendaya Nipple of the Day

Zendaya Nipple of the Day

Zendaya is a personality not many people know. If I was to tell pretty much anyone I know they’d have no idea what I was talking about, sure they are half retarded, ignorant, drunk pieces of shit, but they’d likely think I was saying some racist shit, up on some MAMA Africa shit, you know getting as Ethnic as possible…but the reality of it is…she’s the lead character of the Disney show that created Bella Thorne..and for that..she is showing her nipple in a “Look at me, look at me”…kind of hustle…

Good job.

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2017

02

May

Apparently, this is Zendaya’s Nipple of the Day

Zendaya is some skinny Disney bitch who was on the same show as a pre-slut Bella Thorne, that I guess paved the way for Bella Thorne to be the slut that she is, thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, teaching her what giving the people what they want is all about, while allowing her to get what she wants out of the situation…empowering…really…

Well, like Bella Thorne, her more famous co-star, at least to the perverts everywhere, who I guess watched their show and jerked off….who are likely racists…you know only white trash loves Disney channel enough to subscribe to it…she’s showing nipple…

NIPPLE at the Met Gala…because fashion is about nipples, and so is everything else apparently…

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2016

04

Aug

Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…she was just angry that her life had come to that and I guess was unable to contain her distain for me rubbing my flacid penis head across her lips and and one point brushing it over her eyes….

So yes, I know celebrity gossip, I also know Best Western, a place I stay sometimes when I am trying to escape my hell life to replace it for a life of hotel luxury…of 80 dollars a night including breakfast and this bitch is the spokesmodel for the shit…

I also now that she’s a skinny as fuck, which I like, because the world is too fat – and is rumored to be Calvin Harris’ new girlfriend – because Taylor Swift is the fucking devil with a gaping pussy that eats up every man it encounters and destroys them like the tyrant she fucking is…

She’s twerking in a bikini…interesting.

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