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2024

03

Apr

Zendaya’s Nipples in Australia of the Day

When it comes to assholes wearing masks, I am on the side of the dude from Yellowstone who was removed from his flight for refusing to sit next to an asshole with their mask on.

Once we realized that COVID wasn’t a biological attack that was going to kill us, but more importantly that the masks wouldn’t have worked if it was, I was very against the masks and anyone who wore them because they were perpetuating the lies by buying into propaganda, basically oppressing part of society who didn’t buy into the nonsense, preventing us from travel and freedom and calling us all kinds of mean spirited names because they thought we were killing their grannies, like a bunch of retard assholes…

So when I see anyone, even a celebrity who is possibly using her mask to hide her identity like she’s Michael Jackson, it triggers me, enrages me, outrages me….

Luckily, there’s tiny Zendaya nip to offset that PTSD because when there are visible nips, it’s like she doesn’t even have a face anyway and the mask is the last thing on my mind…but GROCERY STORE dwellers and STREET WALKERS in your mask…I guarantee I’ll make a rude comment to you when I pass you and your faggotry….unless you’re showing your nipples..

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2024

15

Feb

Zendaya’s Insane Outfit for the Dune Premiere of the Day

Zendaya dressed like some sort of Robot for her premiere of Dune, which I guess they are trying to turn into a huge movie because that Quebecker Denis needs all the money he can get so that he can buy all the poutine his fat french heart desires until dying like that other Quebec director Jean Marc Dallas Buyers Club….

Anyway, I thought it was costumes from the movie, but turns out her futuristic weirdness is actually fashion design, which still appeals to you virgin loser comic book sci/fi dune autistics…but that is a one time deal.

I was interested in the asshole window, but realized there’s a layer of fabric between the windows of this space suit of armour and that’s too bad….

It’s not tits and ass we are seeing, but fabric…disappointing…..

Not quite as disappointing as the Harley Quinn drop featuring Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn, in some terrible casting because she looks like a 45 year old middle manager at the grocery store who won’t accept your coupons for yogurt and not in a hot porn fetish way, but in this is the ugliest and most terrifying approach to Harley Quinn and I don’t even watch these kinds of movies….

It’s just Gaga isn’t hot and she’s old and she looks it, they’d have to run with the mangled face comic book version of her, but Harley Quinn is a character you people jack off to, and you deserve better….

So that’s enough nerd shit for one day, I’m going to go stare at the fucking wall for the next 12 hours…

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2023

31

Oct

Zendaya’s Titties in a Costume of the Day

I saw these pictures earlier today and assumed they were her Halloween costume.

I thought “that’s a pretty racy Halloween costume” but it is one that is in-line with what I’d expect girls to be wearing, since I basically see their tits out in public every time I go out in public, just in a less obvious but still pretty obvious way.

It would only make sense for a child star trying to be taken seriously to dress like this. She’s more adult, or edgier, or a model, she’s even on shows that depress and shine a terrible light on “high school kids” of the generation, despite all the Syndey Sweeney tit.

Turns out it’s outtakes from her NYLON MAGAZINE shoot, I may have already linked or posted it because despite being skinny she lacks sex appeal to anyone who isn’t a predator who gets off to having watched her grow-up on screen…. but at least she’s skinny.

Here are some other pics of her:

She is shockingly really fucking boring, even with her tits out.

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2023

24

Aug

Zendaya Bra of the Day

I don’t know if people find Zendaya all that hot, or if the creeper fans out there jerk off to her, but based on doing this bullshit for 100 fucking years, I can assure you that there are some pretty passionate, possibly half or full retards out there, who think Zendaya is the single most important thing in the fucking world….they have cut-outs of her on the walls of their mom’s basement, stuck there with semen spilled for her, while looking at her, and I don’t know if that obsession started when she was just a child star sold to the industry, but I’ll assume it did…

I only know Zendaya from Euphoria, where she’s the least hot thing to look at on the over-the-top sexualized show, just a homeless lesbian androgynous, basically a dude, her sex appeal dead like the guy who played her dealer on the show…..

I don’t think the glammed up version on her in her bra is that much better….but maybe I’m a racist and a hater…

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2023

27

Feb

Zendaya Titty Dress of the Day

Zendaya’s in a titty dress and she barely has any titty, so that’s pretty wild stuff isn’t it…almost impressive, like an actress doing whatever an actress does, LIE.

I am not really interested in Zendaya, I don’t find her hot or exciting as a celebrity, or as a body perverts should sexualize or jerk off to.

I don’t buy into her hype and I don’t really give a fuck about Euphoria, which I assume was her coming to “adult roles” as some kind of crackhead in a degenerate show that celebrates miserable young people being horny and miserable, partying and getting high, while still being miserable, which isn’t really a good fucking time…and she looked like shit on the series as part of the character…and I can’t really see past that.

So I don’t know why I am posting this, just to say WHATEVER, I guess…a waste of all our time, but what isn’t.

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2022

20

Jan

Zendaya Hard Nipples of the Day

I shit on Euphoria because I find it a bullshit show that has no depth, is all clickbait bullshit fodder, written by some culture vulture rich kid who doesn’t understand anything about struggle…because he was born into hollywood and is rich as shit without even selling shows to his dad’s buddies….that he’ll pretend he sold on his own merit because none of these people can appreciate that they’ve been given handouts…

I find it a depressing and irresponsible show that a world that is already so dark doesn’t need….it’s about trannies, kid fuckers, abusive dudes, drug addicts, hot titty chicks who don’t feel loved, and it’s just way too much drama and not in a good way…

Their hero, before Sydney Sweeney went viral for the tits, is Zendaya, who I guess used this to break free from her Bella Thorne Disney Show she was on, but the fact she’s in it, is even more evidence that it is contrived, manipulative bullshit to push some agenda…obviously…she wouldn’t do a show without her team, or Disney on board, they own her…DUH…

But yeah, who cares about any of that, the show has hardcore sex scenes to keep the youth interested, is one step closer to the merging of mainstream and porn, that I’ve been waiting for 30 years…but because my dad isn’t Barry Levinson, and because I don’t know how to write, and because I don’t care….I’ve just waited for others to do it….

The point of this post is that the show makes Zendaya look like an ugly pile of shit, but she’s not that ugly of a pile of shit, and here are her nipples to give her some shine, since that Euphoria shit doesn’t do her any fucking favors…unless this is from Euphoria….NIPS to chew on.

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2021

14

Dec

Zendaya Tits of the Day

I feel like I’ve already posted pictures of Zendaya from this Interview Interview because she’s got her tits out in some weird titty shirt, because Interview is high brow people, and this is how high brow people dress….it’s ART…you know Interview magazine is Andy Warhols and you know he’s an iconic artist based on ripping off other artists…or exploiting actual artists to deliver his art that he signs…becuase art and artists have always been a scam…

NOT THAT YOU CARE…you are looking at Zendaya’s tits…that may or may not have been created in a cloning lab where the people at Disney manufacture their talent…but maybe there’s no cloning at all…just strategic mind control exercises so they behave and never go off the rails because HOW can they invest so much money in making someone a star, while not being able to control EVERY single move that star makes, because they need stars to BRAIN WASH YOU…

That’d be a conspiracy, I mean how could BILLION maybe even TRILLION dollar brands like Disney who invest heavy in research and development do something so creepy and malicious….that’d be CRAZY…it is the HAPPY place on EARTH…where are your MOUSE EARS…

Either way, they did good with Zendaya, she’s hot as she goes into “adult” roles tits first.

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2021

09

Dec

Zendaya’s BTS of a Weird Shoot of the Day

Zendaya’s in Interview Magazine, doing that media circuit…because I guess she’s promoting some meaningless bullshit they’ll try to trick you into thinking is totally important…like a movie no one should care about…but do care about…because it is amazing how brain dead, low expectation, half retard society has become.

The good news is in trying to keep things relevant and interesting, Interview Magazine, who put this shoot that these are the Behind the Scenes from, out…you know cuz they’re Andy Warhol’s magazine and must be edgy to be artsy….coupled with no one cares about shit unless there’s some level of being able to jack off to it.

I don’t know what was discussed in the intereview, I look at pictures, I don’t read the meat of the story, because I can assure you that there is no meat, she’s a child star doing adult roles now that she’s an adult….her life a boring, contrived, rich, obnoxious, excessive, vulgar, isolated, unimpressive in the grand scheme of things…unless you’re one of the idiots into Euphoria where she plays a drug addict in love with a tranny, while I’m in the corner staring at Syd Swweeney’s TITTY…

That doesn’t mean Zendaya’s not hot, because she is hot, so here’s that BTS…

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2021

17

Sep

Zendaya Plaster Tits of the Day

ZENDAYA Got her titties cast in plaster….for some pervert sex doll I assume. It’s a pre-requisite for some casting agents…I’m sure…now that they can’t fuck the people they cast for fear of beinf fired.

You know what, Zendaya’s never really stood out to me as someone to look twice at. I’ve only really seen her in that Euphoria show where she co-stars with Sydney Sweeney, who steals the show, which if you read my MHD that I posted at 4 pm because I only woke at up that time, thanks to staying up all night watching her tits in their sex scene I posted last week, you’ll know I’m a big fan of her tits and really think everything else around her, even superstars who are super famous like Zendaya are just there to support those big tits…I mean a BRA ALONE can’t handle the PAYLOAD..but I am sure they can handle OTHER LOADS you pervert fucks…I am ashamed you sexualize women the way you do…it’s 2021 people…get WOKE, INCLUSIVE, TURN TRANS…I know I am…

That said, Zendaya, in this shoot, is delivering us from evil, Amen…

If you know what I mean, and I’ll assume that’s not some blasphemy to say, that she’s a stunner…a long lean titty…..

I had no idea Zendaya was THIS good….it’s a revelation….

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2021

17

Sep

Madison Beer Got Tits of the Day

Madison Beer’s pretty fantastic in this amazing dress….I mean that’s a fucking body…and face and I guess we can all understand how she got famous from her YOUTUBE thanks to her mother following the Bieber model before selling her to the industry, in exchange for a solid record deal she’s been sitting on for years. something we’d want her to do to our face!

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