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2024

15

Feb

Zendaya’s Insane Outfit for the Dune Premiere of the Day

Zendaya dressed like some sort of Robot for her premiere of Dune, which I guess they are trying to turn into a huge movie because that Quebecker Denis needs all the money he can get so that he can buy all the poutine his fat french heart desires until dying like that other Quebec director Jean Marc Dallas Buyers Club….

Anyway, I thought it was costumes from the movie, but turns out her futuristic weirdness is actually fashion design, which still appeals to you virgin loser comic book sci/fi dune autistics…but that is a one time deal.

I was interested in the asshole window, but realized there’s a layer of fabric between the windows of this space suit of armour and that’s too bad….

It’s not tits and ass we are seeing, but fabric…disappointing…..

Not quite as disappointing as the Harley Quinn drop featuring Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn, in some terrible casting because she looks like a 45 year old middle manager at the grocery store who won’t accept your coupons for yogurt and not in a hot porn fetish way, but in this is the ugliest and most terrifying approach to Harley Quinn and I don’t even watch these kinds of movies….

It’s just Gaga isn’t hot and she’s old and she looks it, they’d have to run with the mangled face comic book version of her, but Harley Quinn is a character you people jack off to, and you deserve better….

So that’s enough nerd shit for one day, I’m going to go stare at the fucking wall for the next 12 hours…

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2022

03

Feb

Lady Gaga Upside Down Ass of the Day

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Lady Gaga s showing off her ass while on her Oscar campaign because she wants one of those statues to make her ugly feel validated since she doesn’t think she’s a triple threat in trophies yet and girl’s got a dream…..and Oscar needs to have her fans watch the award show knowing that they are going to be cancelled in the next year or two, not because of wokeness, or because they will offend people in Cancel Culture, but because everyone is a narcissist too busy taking selfies to care that Gaga won a fucking trophey to add to her 100s of millions of dollars for scamming us….

The ass is alright though, keep on showing it off…LITTLE KNOWN FACT…right on her verge of fame, when she was dick riding PEREZ HILTON, I grabbed her fishnet clad ass and she didn’t react, maybe didn’t even feel it, security wasn’t called….no one seemed to care…and in this day and age…I’d be fucking arrested…so I’m glad it happened when it did…because her ass was amazing…enough to make you appreciate her weird looking face and it SEEMS she’s maintained that ass all these years later…and for that I will tap into that memory of her ass grabbing and try to jerk off to it…

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2021

27

May

Lady Gaga Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I grabbed Lady Gaga’s fishnet wearing ass back in her first year of fame because she was in the VIP booth at some party I snuck into and her security or the bar security thought it was funny…because people had a sense of humor back then….and Lady Gaga, probably numb from whatever drugs they gave her in her rise to the top. I’d likely be arrested for doing that now, but those were the glory days, the wild west….romantic times at least for me…cuz her ass was amazing..

I am not a Lady Gaga fan and I don’t find her hot. but I am a firm believer that people only get famous once their souls are sold to the industry and they are totally controlled…especially when they are manufactured as Lady Gaga is….you know every one of her songs has been a hit, it’s some Josie and the Pussycat brainwashing techniques.

I know for a fact AKON, who helped create Gaga invested in a software that analyzed trends in hit songs over the last 100 years, so that if you ran a song through the hit machine, it’d tell you if it’d go big or not..so…we can all assume it was a manufactured act from the start…but that doesn’t change her super star status…or that she’s still got a good ass that she’s showing off on the internet…looks good to me.

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2020

19

Oct

Lady Gaga Hard Nipples of the Day

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Lady Gaga may be an ugly pile of shit, but her sloppy tit nipple is hard in a weird sports bra to showcase that her fat ass, an ass I have officially grabbed, which would probably get me #metoo-ed but at the time it was acceptable behavior, and I guess she didn’t feel anything, because it was at some club and she had full security detail around her, and my wasted ass just reached in and felt her fishnets and leotard ass…knowing I had reached my destination…I squeezed like an old pervert grabbing an ass would and for whatever reason….It went totally unnoticed, could she have had ass implants early on, before it was a thing, and thus no nerve endings or maybe she was used to her ass being grabbed…I guess me talking about unsolicited grabbing off ass is risky in this era of everyone offended, but since no one reads the site and since I relive her ass every time I post her…I keep bringing it up….maybe being cancelled by Gaga is what the site needs to finally find relevance, even if I am happy in irrelevance..

Anyway, Gaga, who I will admit is talented, but who used some brain washing tactics to manipulate our minds, because everyone knows all her lyrics whether they’ve actively listened to her music or not, which is a sign of brain washing through the media, maybe with “dog whistle” subliminal messaging, maybe with knowing how a pop song is constructed and how it becomes a hit, either way, smarter people than me were behind her hits…and it worked…

I have always found her over the top circus performing, being a party monster, or drag queen approach to her marketing to prove how weird she is annoying, because it was unnecessary….as is her film career…but it happened, it worked, and now she can bust the tits out, tits we’ve already seen…but will stare at again because they are tits….and tits no matter how annoying their host body is are tits.

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2020

03

Jul

Lady Gaga Tit of the Day

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Lady Gaga is disgusting, she’s always been disgusting, she even used to try to offset her disgusting by wearing ridiculous costumes after she sold her soul to the devil that is AKON, a guest of Epstein’s according to the flight records, who invested in a company based in Montreal that analyzed the soundwaves of every top 40 song in the history of top 40 songs and found the trends they all HAD in common in order to DESIGN songs that would brain wash ALL of us motherfuckers….which he decided to create Lady Gaga to do. Obviously it worked, DEVIL shit.

She’s got her tits out and as someone who has grabbed her ass, I would rather be staring at her ass, in part to relive that romantic evening but mainly because anything but this fucking monstrous face….right..

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2020

15

Jun

Lady Gaga in Leggings of the Day

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Lady Gaga has been disgusting since she first appeared on the scene. I appreciate that she mastered the art of creating brainwashing music because I know every lyric to her songs despite having never heard any of her songs by choice…which in a lot of ways is some mind control brainwashing shit…but is also rape…

I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS…

I would, if I was a lawyer, create a class action lawsuit to get some money back that this trashcan woman has made from producing music at the level she does, to mentally control people into at the very least knowing her every word…but it could go far deeper that na, and I may have purchased shit because of her music, I don’t fucking know..I just know she’s the fucking devil.

So since she’s always been disgusting to look at, despite her silly outfits…and the noise she’s made around herself, and I’ve never found her to be anything I’d want to fuck, just cuz she’s famous isn’t enough for me….she’s still fucking disgusting but at least she’s in a mask, unlike all the other celebs who have been giving the greenlight from the authorities into moving on from the COVID lie and onto the next lie.

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2020

02

Jun

Lady Gaga Bra and Leggings of the Day

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Here’s some catchy music making brain washing scam that is Lady Gaga…

I guess she was Head to Head with Katy Perry because they were from the same generation of shitty pop music…

Some rivalry on the level of Britney and Christina, only in Lady Gaga’s case, it was hard to lose to a talentless hack like Katy Perry….but I guess that rivalry needs to exist to make people fight harder and win….

So in her core, she’s got a target on Katy Perry’s head, knowing she’s better than her, but that’s just how rivalry works…the new pop stars can’t be her rivals, there are in different categories, so it will always be the person who came up at the same time as you.

Clearly, Gaga’s doing her part to compete with Pregnant Katy Perry, because of that Rivalry, by rockin’ her gunt like it’s full of FETUS too…you know the worst thing women can compete with each other over…a fat gut…but when you get closer to 40…that’s just how it goes.

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2019

21

Oct

Lady Gaga Naked Ice Bath of the Day

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Remember when Lady Gaga almost died and I guess this is how she takes down the inflammation from her injuries, that were unfortunately not head injuries, so instead of her spending her life drooling while staring at flashing lights at some institution, we’ll be exposed to more of her shitty music….only now older, more arrogant, believing her own hype…I blame the Oscars…

Or maybe she is just riding the scam hard knowing deep in her soul that it is all an act and her true self is garbage…but smarter than the rest of the idiotic world who think she’s more than a fucking scam….you know cash in as long as you can before they catch onto her…

I don’t know Gaga’s motivations, I just know I grabbed her ass hard when she was just starting out, and it was a good compensation for that terrible fucking face.

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2019

21

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Terrible Nude Beach of the Day

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I tried to avoid these Academy Award nominated, scam of a talent, pancake looking tits…because Lady Gaga has been consistent in one thing….being totally unattractive and flawed on all fucking fronts.

There has never been anything remotely interesting or hot about her. It has always just been smoke and mirrors to distract from how unappealing she is as a person, in hopes that her novelty act takes away from anyone actually looking at her.

I refused to see a Star is Born, because of Gaga…and I am sure there are more people like me out there, than people celebrating her as a talent…because we have fucking eyes and brains and know disgusting hackjob who steals other people’s vision and uses it as her own to get noticed….like the fraud her and her dumb tattoos are…

I don’t care to see her topless, flat ass out…I don’t care to see her clothed…she’s the fucking worst parasite…exterminate her.

This is marketing at it’s worst….Lady Gaga a created by the media whilst being better suited for the dumpster…but now that she’s rich and has a bigger ego thanks to the Academy Awards scam feeding her ego….she’ll be around for years to come…terrible news for everyone…

Let’s find girls with hotter tits to throw the money at….SERIOUSLY.

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2017

30

Nov

Lady Gaga Posted Bikini Weirdness on Instagram of the Day

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It’s not secret that Lady Gaga is the fucking worst. Her music, her overall branding of herself, the fact that she was this ugly rich kid from New York, who finally got accepted by the masses and really took that seriously…she found her angle, of being this weirdo, and the weirder she is, the more she sold and rode it hard, so hard it became boring, typical, try hard, because she was trying hard…acting like she didn’t care, while being try hard…all while being ugly the entire fucking time…

Well, now she’s on a beach in a thong in heels, because of course she is, she’s Lady Gaga and wants you to remember her, even though I actively try to forgot or avoid all things Gaga..but thanks to brainwashing…I know all her songs….terrible…

I don’t know what this Kim Kardashian thong weirdness is, but it’s probably gotta do with her Fibryomyalgia

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