I like to cause drama with the girls I sext, like we are in a real relationship, because it makes for more passionate sexting…so when I find out a girl bangs her boyfriend or husband, I reprimand them, and it always works out good for me, because it reminds me that real life relationships suck, […]

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Jan 15, 2015 at 8:54am PST Sometimes, I ask girls to show me their panties…They usually agree to do it…because panties isn’t spread assholes…but sometimes…I ask girls to show me spread assholes…an they usually do it….I would say that my life is pathetic, and it is…but that part […]

The worst thing about being a hermit is living with an unemployed, on disability, obese woman who constantly bothers me… The best thing about being a hermit is no pants, showers, small talk or other social conventions they are trying to control you with. I guess with the internet, social media, sexting…there’s no real need […]

I have arthritis in my hands from 20 years of sexting…which according the the book, that says it takes 10 years to master anything….means I am a seasoned veteran, a pro even….and I think your pussy pics in my phone are a testament to my hard work and sacrifices to the cause….especially when each stroke […]

A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 3:41pm PST In Miami…the strippers are everywhere…and I guess they need to train somewhere, so why not do it on South Beach while perverts like me watch them for free…you know to help sell lap dances you can get later that night…. Pretty amazing […]

Bowling with @anastasiaashley and @lastnightsparty at #artbasel Une photo publiée par www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) le Déc. 12, 2014 at 10:34 PST Miami is alright…there’s just ass and pussy everywhere….just ask USHER – who charged his phone with a vagina and couldn’t quite figure it out because it wasn’t Justin Bieber’s vagina… Here are some links… Taylor […]

I think I am still drunk…because I totally relate to this meme of Ariana Grande….don’t blame me, blame Miami…all these girls are all mad at me for just being fun… The unwanted pregnancy attempts continue… Here are some links.. 30 Wipe Out GIFs GO Bone Fucker GO No Bra City GO Carlo Hidalgo is Topless […]

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Dec 12, 2014 at 12:14am PST This goes out to Derek…the coolest king of Miami who isn’t from Miami but who also isn’t an uptight cunt like 90 percent of the girls I asked to be my girlfriends for the weekend last night…. The only one who agreed […]