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2014

14

Aug

Miley Cyrus Tongues Cara Delevingne Her Friend of the Day

I don’t know if this is a Miley loves attention so she gets wild and crazy with “it” girls for publicity…or maybe it is a Miley Cyrus loves sticking her tongue out and simulating lesbian sex – since everyone is bisexual and she is just doing her…in a public forum… Or if this is a […]

2014

11

Aug

Miley Cyrus and Kate Upton Together of the Day

Miley has tapped into her hick roots…and got herself a pig, like she was back on the farm her diner working stripper mother grew up on while plotting how to get knocked up by achy breaky 3 weeks after achy breaky was released…creating this lovely brat…who although is annoying – is far more interesting than […]

2014

08

Aug

Miley Cyrus About To Get High As Fuck of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this video of her, in the dark, saying “About To Get High As Fuck”….because that’s what Miley Cyrus does…and I think it’s probably not a very good influence on retard kids who are clearly retards because they look up to her. I am not saying getting high is bad, I am saying […]

2014

06

Aug

Some Miley Cyrus Smokin’ in a Bikini Top of the Day

Everyone’s favorite popstar rebel, who isn’t really a rebel at all, she’s just a reflection of what is going on in pop culture. Everything is cartoon and emoji like and she just happens to have branded herself the same way. It’s like seeing knock off designer clothes at Walmart. You know there is nothing legitimate […]

2014

31

Jul

Miley Cyrus and her Tit on Instagram of the Day

I don’t know if this is interesting or not. I find everything boring. I find celebrities uneventful. I find people who want to be celebrities uneventful…even pathetic…I think society as a whole is misguided and headed straight to self destruction…which is a good thing…. So I can’t really get excited about Miley posing in Selfies […]

2014

30

Jul

Miley Cyrus Handjob Grip of the Day

Everyone freaks out about Miley showing her asshole to the world through bad, skinny ass cheek, white girl twerk. You know when she’s not “Freeing the Nipple”…for a campaign that she feels is socially relevant because she likes showing the world her nipples even though the world doesn’t care…but I think her most offensive work […]

2014

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Flashes Nature of the Day

Miley Cyrus has figured out that no one cares about her flashing her tits. They’ve been overexposed and annoying for the last year, and we have collectively moved onto other tits that we haven’t had the chance to see being flashed in annoying ways…So she’s flashing her future audience in what I like to think […]

2014

07

Jul

Miley Cyrus and Her New Tattoo Fashion Show of the Day

Miley Cyrus tricked her friends into getting matching tattoos as her…because when you are Miley Cyrus, you can make anyone in your inner circle do anything, because they fear being ousted by her and replaced with some other suck up loser who is just so happy to be friends with Miley Cyrus, because she’s a […]

2014

01

Jul

Miley Cyrus’ Stripper Mom in a Bikini of the Day

You have to look at Miley and then look at Miley’s dad…and do the math….. So Miley was born November 1992. Achey Breaky, which is what put Billy Ray on the map as released January 1992. So motherfucker was two months in, maybe even one month into the whole being famous as fuck touring game […]

2014

25

Jun

Miley Cyrus Does Steve Urkel of the Day

What can’t Miley Do…. Miley Cyrus is Making Fun of Us…as she does the Urkel on stage for her fans that probably paid too much for a ticket…because she can do whatever the fuck she wants…the idiots will cheer her on…and she just keeps on going deeper and deeper with this circus clown car shit […]