I have been calling random girls from my facebook who post their numbers saying “I’ve been looking at your facebook pics for months, you look great in a bikini, I figured we should make things more personal”…..not one has agreed to meet…in fact not one has stayed on the phone for more than 15 seconds…our […]

It was a holiday – but I still posted. I’m a hero… I could have been hanging with girls in bikinis…probably without them really knowing…. because I was not invited to hang with girls in bikinis….but instead kinda just watch them from afar….still better than posting on the blog…and often times better than them knowing […]

I am writing my thesis on how the world went to shit when we gave women the right to vote….not cuz I am in school…but I feel it is important to address that for millions of years of evolution….women were posssessions…then some asshole decided to recognize them as their own entity….despite evolution not preparing them […]

I spent the night outside a club with the bouncers as they rejected 16 year old idiot girls trying to get into the club using fake ID and it was amazing…realizing how fucking stupid these bitches where….from trying to share one fake ID to offering their teen tits to paying 100 dollars to get in […]

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Some dude with a hot as fuck bitch I was fucking with my eyes and pelvis…gyrating he air while licking my lips while I stared at her as I waited in line at the ATM pulled the best asshole move ever on me….he left his receipt in behind, knowing he had a 24,000 dollar ballance […]

I finally got hate mail…..sure it is probably from some ignorant fat white chick who has only had sex once and luckily for her got pregnant so she’ll never be alone again…..but it is still hate mail…I feel like it has been years since anyone, even ignornant fat chicks, have emailed me hate cuz they […]

I’ve been drinking and I am in a hate fucking mood…so I’ve been sending dirty fucking mean spirited messages to bitches I hate but want to fuck….and to bitches I’ve fucked and want to hate….. I already got in one drunken fight with a girl on a bike and got up in her face called […]

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