Coming back from Vegas to my Fat Wife has been one of my life’s greatest tragedies….I am currently plotting my escape….see cuz the first time I went to Vegas I found it trashy, like serious white trash, disgusting, lame, cheesy, pathetic and boring cuz drinking is expensive…but this time I realized that’s exactly what I […]

I’m still in Vegas – Drunk….But taking the time to give you some stepLINKS…I’m a fucking hero…at least that’s what I’m telling all the middle aged moms on their menopause party trips….all tight dressed and big mom tittied…..vagina pieces everywhere like an exploded hoover dam…..I can’t ever come home…This is now home…. Rihanna is Partying […]

A reader sent this in of his 19 year old girlfriend and got mad I didn;’t post it….so I’m posting it from Vegas…. I’m really horrible at being a networker media person… I’m horrible at attending porn parties….or pretty much any organized event… For some reason I end up in dive bars, real ghetto shit […]

You know what I’m missing in my life…big tits in my mouth…but that just may be my horniness talking cuz the last 2 days, every bitch who served me in store, bar, or even at the post office when I was collecting my porn, has had huge tits they like showing off….and I like awkwardly […]

I think I’m in a manic state of my bi-polar disorder because I am actually going to leave my house like a crazy person and drink out in public for the first time in what feels like months…but is probably just a couple of days…I have a hard time keeping track of shit…I blamee drinking…. […]

You should be my friend on FACEBOOK because when I get drunk, I find myself humiliating myself there rather than here….because there is no one here to humor me…. I plan on drinking tonight….because that’s my plan everynight…it makes the obsessive thoughts go away….and helps me not regret stupid things I do…thanks to it being […]

So what’s everyone doing for New Years? Clicking my stepLINKS – 2 Days later cuz that’s the best internet party ever!!! BEST OF 2011: Lindsay Lohan Blows Her Way Into A Fashion Week Party GO Kathy Griffin in a Bra on CNN because every reputable News Outlet Needs a New Year’s Part with Half Naked […]

Holidays are better spent drunk…but I guess you could say that about anything…I am just amazed I bothered posting today as the site is clearly slipping into the fucking sea and while I have better things to do like cry myself to sleep knowing I accomplished nothing this year…and that this new year coming is […]