Someone told me if you pour tuna juice on a man’s asshole – it is less gay….I don’t agree. I am going into night 4 of the strippers…aiming for some real rugged, inexpensive ones…because that’s what happens when you spend all your money on strippers the first night of stripper tour…they just progressively get worse…and […]

It’s Christmas Eve….whether you celebrate or not, you sure as fuck shouldn’t on the computer…there are lovely, desperate, sad people out there…and you need to go out there and take advantage of them…it is the Holiday Season…Christmas Rape and Pillage Broken Souls… Here are some links… Squishy Girls GO Some Topless Trash on the Beach […]

The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t […]

The biggest problem with instagram is that it makes fat girls think they are hotter than they are….and instead of going into places ashamed of their fat selves…they walk in like they are Lohan hopped on speed…and instead of being polite and accommodating – they are abrasive as fuck…It’s like whatever happened to fat chicks […]

I was walking around earlier today and it turns out that tits are getting substantially bigger, I’d like to thank the hormones in the food, because seriously, leaving the house is slowly becoming a horrible, yet amazing porno. It’s the weekend, I’m going to be going to Vegas to marry a hooker, preferably one with […]

I’m playing with the internet like it is my whore locked in my basement that I piss on but never get arrested for cuz she’s an orphan and no one cares about her….Kinda like a drunk medicated Tara Reid talking about Whale Sharks… Here are some links… Lohan Skipped the Canyons Premiere Cuz She Knows […]

I don’t know if I like technology anymore. Sure, it allows me to meet pussy from all over the world and request nudes, nudes that are easier to produce and send, rather than old school photo developing and polaroids you usually had to date a girl to get.. But, it is making people self involved, […]

The January Jones titty fans don’t like me writing ABOUT HOW UNEVENTFUL JANUARY JONES TITS ARE , tits that are celebrated, that have helped make her famous, and that make her a working single mother rather than just another statistic…. You didn’t know that everyone’s breasts are asymmetrical? Why single her out for that? I’m […]

Today has been all about teen moms for me. I’ve watched the Farrah Abraham movie and haven’t stopped. All fucking day. Not because I watched the MTV show and feel shocked that some low level is in a sex tape, or even because I really like when low levels do sex tapes for fame…. But […]

This anti-bullying world – is fucking annoying. Everyone being forced to be nice, no one can have an opinion. It is fucking up my shit, and just got me deleted off Instagram – for a second time – for no reason – other than racism – cuz they hate Mexicans and Natives and I fucking […]