The problem with topless beaches – is the girls who don’t got topless fucking the whole system… The problem with nudist beaches – is not the fact that the naked women are disgusting, but that it’s all dudes – gay dudes – looking to peacock – dick out and back arched looking for love. Here […]

Last night I got this amazing idea that I would call a girl’s vagina her “wet skin”. It turns out that girls do not find it hot when you reference their vagina, but they find it especially not hot when you call it their “wet skin”. If anything, they find it gross and they will […]

Here’s a new stepGIRL and she’s pretty amazing…. Here is a horrible bikini wax posted to the internet by Miley Cyrus….. Here’s a solid cooking show… Here I am not getting laid or eating a horrible bikini wax like it was made on a ghetto cooking show…because I am doing some links… Here are some […]

People go on lockdown when it rains in Florida…but the good thing is all these wet, braless girls in tank times, turn the sideways rain into a hard nippled porn scene…at least in my mind…I can’t wait to right swipe them on TINDER… It’s Summertime…I am drunk on sun and meds…on this pre-death pilgrimage…here’s a […]

For some reason telling the girl who serves you at the coffee shop, who recently lost a good 30 lbs, that she finally looks like she’s worth fucking, is considered inappropriate, especially when she lost the 30 lbs due to cancer…. Top 10 Fucks Prince George Forgot to Give GO Julia Louis-Dreyfus Naked on the […]

I’ve said all I needed to say…I blame negotiating with girls for nudes all day like shit was it’s own currency… I need to re-evaluate my priorities…just to remind myself that nudes are the priority…they are all that matter.. Here are some stepLINKS.. Big Squishy Tits GO Chelsea Handler “I’m Not Racist I’ve Boned Black […]

I hate the Oscars and I am glad people will stop talking about them tomorrow, but in case you didn’t see it MadamMeow at the stepFORUM killed it with her Oscar Coverage…Everything you need to see is there Check it out…33 Pages of babes you love to hate…it’s too good to not mention again… While […]