Tonight I saw spring breakers, and all they were doing was making ball jokes… I hate ball jokes…I also fart jokes…and anything frat boy, bro and annoying……but I do love great asses…great asses erase cankles, STDs and pretty much everything… I’m drunk, In diabetic shock and no girls want to film interracial contortionist porn with […]
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2015
24
Feb
Karlie Kloss Quit Victoria’s Secret of the Day
The other day, Karlie Kloss quit Victoria’s Secret to pursue other Business Ventures we call gay marrying Taylor Swift…having her lesbian baby and getting lesbian child support…only she says it is to pursue her education and business opportunities because she can’t say she’s quitting her career as a model to follow Taylor Swift around like […]
2015
16
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
A video posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 16, 2015 at 8:29am PST I spent my Valentines Day shitting and puking on myself, which was a disappointment because I would rather spend my Valentine’s Day shitting and puking on a girl so sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day that she lets me shit and puke […]
2014
02
Dec
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Happened of the Day
So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to […]
2014
07
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Nov 11, 2014 at 9:32am PST I have never had a girl want to have my baby. I know so many dudes who have had crazy bithes trap them for life by refusing the abortion, you know girls who just wanted the man, or the sperm donor, but for […]
2014
22
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
@msalii #twerking for train conductors on @cannon_show's birthday by @creepstreet A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:55am PDT I have a feeling that most girls who talk about anal have never had a finger / mouth / plug or penis up in their assholes. They are all Anal Posers. They just […]
2014
21
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
And I can't even name one Squad that's keeping up ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ???? COMING SOON A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Oct 10, 2014 at 1:46pm PDT Girls are much more into anal propositions – even when they are anal virgins – if you promise to sing them love songs while you do […]
2014
10
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
This was snapchatted to me – and I thought it was ridiculous…but then again I am the kind of guy who runs over girls I see I the street I want to sleep with, but not enough to make it gross… FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM You know stunned and bruised not dead and bleeding…I’m not […]
2014
09
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s mother’s day and all I have to say about that is Single Mom’s need stepdads – so I’m gonna be busy…but more importantly…single mom’s who have had their babies taken away from them for being drug addict, drunk, irresponsible women with also be out..sad…and alone…I’m gonna be busy… Here are some stepLINKS… Mila Kunis […]
2014
27
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Here are two things that haven’t got me the girl I was trying to have sex with…. The first was when a girl asked me about my mother and I told her that she died giving birth to me…which lead to my nickname that based on my skill set is very appropriate…Pussy KIller… The other […]