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2017

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Fourth of July motherfuckers which I guess means today is a celebration of the Tom Cruise Movie, because I am not an American and besides seeing the border light up like it was the revolutionary war, only with fire works, the smell of fast food, trailer park outhouses and cheap face injections of people trying to be hollywood…on a budget….Attention Walmart Shoppers…I’m not American and will go about my daily life of staring at girls in pants to tight, shorts too short, shirts too see, bras too non existent, panties too small but soaked through as she uncrosses her legs thanks to the world being so porned up, as they SEXT all fucking day…because that’s the American dream…at least in canada..

Here are some MORNING links…

Game of Thrones Chick Learned Oral Sex from the Show
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Road Rage Ends Respectfully
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Cat Stuck in the Bricks
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Maria Menounos – Brain Tumor
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Paris Hilton Slutty in Ibiza
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I was Amazed This Didn’t Include Executive Semen
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World’s Most Dangerous Rope
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Kourtney Kardashian in a Bathing Suit
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NERD SHIT!
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2017

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The biggest attack on America that has happened to me today, the day before your glorious Fourth of July, is when at least three girls I ask for nudes, tell me they will send me nudes, with at least one featuring two vaginas in one frame because she’s at a cottage weekend getaway and feeling wild, don’t come through, because women are liars who will always leave you disappointed….

Here are some stepLINKS for Fourth of July on the Third of July because not everyone is America, but America thinks they are, and I’ll ride with it because I have little else going for me…Living the dream….

Quentin Tarantino – Engaged
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Thank God She’s Rich – NAsty Bikini Clad Top Shop Heir With her Sexy Felon
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Elle Fanning Showing Off her Belly Button
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Old Person Loses Control and Crashes
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Lea Michele’s Cleavage
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Some Dude Called Madison Beer a Slut Because She Is One
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Hummingbird Pool Party
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A Bunch of Fails
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Hailey Baldwin Shopping in a Sports Bra
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Danielle Sellers Topless
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Spider with Three Super Powers
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Ava Sambora Looking Rough of the Day
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Sara Underwood See Through
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Flamingo Chick at the Zoo
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Nell Tiger Free – Comicon Legs
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Maria Menounos Has a Brain Tumor
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Corey Feldman Concert is Exciting
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Two Legged Agility Robot of the Day
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Heidi Klum’s Nipples
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Lindsay Lohan’s Desperate Tweet for her Birthday…
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Katy Perry Doing Some Bullshit that I wish ended with her death.
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Michelle Monaghan Cartwheel of Broken Dreams
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Slutty Liv Tyler
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Great Tits of the Day
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Slutty Busty Yoga Teacher
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Lesbians in Public
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Hot Tits in a Car
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Lame Slutty Shoot of the Day
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Hot Enoiugh Naked Model
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Skank Licks Dumpster for Some Money
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Hot Pussy of the Day
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VIVID THROWBACK PORN BLOOPERS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PART 2
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

03

Jul

Bella Thorne in a Bath for America of the Day

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Bella Thorne is Living the All American Dream…

From a pawn to one of the most evil corporations in the world…>DISNEY…masked with puppets and other kid friendly shit all used to brain wash the youth with their evil agenda….

To instagram slut getting tons of likes, an absurd amount of likes, the sluttier an racier she goes…

Like she’s from the Miley Cyrus school of celebrity…go Disney, Go Dark, Go Slutty Raver Hip Drug User….settle down…all while people throw money at you, despite not being that great….WONDERFUL lesson to teach the youth I want to be jerking off to in future years on their 18th birthdays – Someoene’s gotta do it.

This is some photoshoot no one cares about, but she’s in the bath always a must pre eating ass.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is the all American Dream…or scam…depending on how you look at a chubby southern girl who played the southern angle to get a movie role that led to her getting knocked up by the heart throb star, only to force him into marrying her, ruining his career, and taking her career to the next level of wholesome, despite the fact that she was fucking her agent, who she ended up marrying, and who now her kids call dad, because she’s Hollywood, and anyone in Hollywood is a vapid, garbage, human with no moral code besides feeding their egos, their wallets, their uteruses, and I guess their big fat bellies that shouldn’t be in bathing suits for any damn photoshoots…becuase it’s terrifying but it happened…for America.

She’s a monster…for America but at least she’s old and rich….and doesn’t need to be hot or tight…like she pretty much never was….

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Posted in:Resse Witherspoon|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the all American dream…..at least she looks like the American dream, if the American dream was build like someone who moves fridges for a living…l

Her legs are jacked, on some power lifter at the gym, possibly a pro skier, or anything else that can crush Watermelons while you jerk off…like some kind of Fourth of July Fetish you should all have.

I don’t know why…but I find her hot in her later years, maybe it’s my new found love for thick strong legs after jerking off the that Cross Fit documentary twice…all those grunts and heavy lifting…or maybe it’s just Hilary Duff’s ability to suffocate me by smothering my face with her child star, pile of money, pervert used by the Hockey Team…pussy…I dig it…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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ALessandra Ambrosio still looks good…and you have to appreciate a woman who still maintains her bikini model contract and body…because she doesn’t take shit for granted like a lazy American would…you know all entitled…

This one was taken out of the slums of Brazil for having a tall, lean, hot model body….given millions of dollars and the good life…and that’s all she needed to say “Let’s milk this”…because despite being 40 or close to 40 and a mom…I still think she’s good to look at in a bikini…a rare thing in a world of body positive which makes an excuse for being a pig of a woman…

You know, a little immigrant hustle should inspire us, when it’s half naked…and it does…

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Here’s some more in a white suit cuz I like white suits…they showcase pussy best..

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Chanel Iman Model in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Chanel Iman has a pretty uneventful ass for an ethnic bikini model….I would expect more from my bikini models, you know if you’re going to get the 500k – 1 million dollar a year contracts…I mean I want to be able to chip my tooth on the firmness of the ass, I don’t want to be sucked into a series of sunken in, stretch mark ridden weirdness…I mean out of the countless hot bitches in the world with better asses than this, give them a goddamn chance. It’s not like ANYONE is buying ANYTHING because this bitch is part of the campaign…she barely exists…and I guess either does her little boy ass..

Disappointing….

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Posted in:Chanel Iman|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Christin Milian Stll Trying to Be a Kardashian for America of the Day

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Christina Milian, SFW

Christina Milian really wants to be a Kardashian..she probably has a Kim K shrine set uop in her bedroom that she smears her period blood on every month, assuming she’s not too old to get her period, all in hopes that her bottom feeding one hit wonder, single mom with a black rich man, and pile of money…will take her where she needs to go….she grinds at thisshit all day, with a brand that she sells garbage and shameless bikini pics…because why the fuck not, this is America, sex sells, her career based on sex, her financial security based on sex, and social media based on sex, so be fucking sexy as you can despite being 100 fucking years old…

Works for me, I always liked the old rich cougars at the bar better than the dumb young bitches with nothing to offer…but a tighter pussy…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Cleavage for America of the Day

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Ariel Winter was celebrating Canada day – because I guess her houseboy is some farmer hick who made it to America…and I guess that means he’s working double duty to make the broken and empty girl feel love and support she never felt – but more importantly – to get her to marry him for his Green Card so that he doesn’t get deported…that’s how these things work out…so all I have to say is her boyfriend must have a huge fucking canadian cock that tears her apart…because the money, the fame, the issues…make for a prime pussy to mooch off of…it’s the Canadian way….win them with your charm or some shit….milk the fact everyone says you’re nice – all while cashing the fuck in on your own agenda…

Either way, mooched or not, all celebs are in some capacity or another, so might as well be with a Canadian…while she shows her sloppy monster tits…for you pervs….GOOD times….the American Dream…via CAnada…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is the American Dream for the Fourth of July weekend as she parades around in a bathing suit – when just 10 years ago she was a little boy no one really gave a fuck about – and never actually wanted to see in a bikini – unless they were closet pedos who didn’t know they were pedos or want to admit they were pedos and liked her act or charade of being a girl to make it less creepy to jerk off to..

Well, she’s made the transition for America and she’s in a bathing suit posing in ways that make me kind of want to fuck her – despite her being Lea Michele….I guess I have a thing for low level instagram whoring at all socio-economic levels..