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2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes.

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2014

08

Oct

Kirstin Liljegren in Some Pretty Good Selfies for Interview of the Day

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Why don’t any of my Selfies look like this…or really any of the selfies I see on the internet look like its – it’s like this girl’s selfie game is so strong it’s in Interview Magazine…and is considered fashion/art…

Is it possible that these selfies aren’t selfies at all – but are instead pics of a girl taking selfies or maybe just holding a phone with a flash edited in…could it be that images are lying to me on the internet and giving me unrealistic expectations of what my selfies should look like.

Is this the selfie equivalent of photoshop thigh gap on a model so that little girls who idolize her starve themselves…I think it is because I feel so inadequate…if my selfies were this good – maybe I’d be a published selfie person too…I’m such a failure, but you already know that.

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2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

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I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes. I’m pathetic. But you probably already knew that!

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2014

08

Oct

Behati Prinsloo in a Bikini of the Day

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All I smell is Adam Levine’s cum…and it’s disgusting…So potent and offensive that it ruins her Victoria’s Secret hooker way and body I would normally love…

I mean this immigrant girl hustle modelling lingerie to lure rich dudes most Americans hate, all in efforts to fulfill her childhood dreams of fame and fortune, willing to do whatever it jakes is honourable…put her on payroll Levine, that’s what she’s looking for, but don’t call her a prosti, since she’s got a ring on it, call her a wife…it’s different.

It’s just one of those grey areas..and I’m all for sluts and hookers – as long as Levine isn’t their main client…because any girl who could have any guy but chooses Levine is the worst.

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2014

08

Oct

Emily Baker Naked Ass in Vogue Netherlands of the Day

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Her name is name – Emily Baker – I’m guessing that she’s a model – you know because her ass and tits in Vogue – and she’s amazing…at least in pictures because that’s the whole point of models.

They look like tall freaky monsters who are just massive and scary, but when they are in pictures…showing ass and tits like this was some kind of self shot soft core…but for fashion so it’s ok and not something she is going to take to the media to talk about how her nudes being leaked are a sex crime…and I am all for that.

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2014

08

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for Replay of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio ass was in jeans for Replay and she got Paid a lot of money for that…Here’s the video

I don’t find it all exciting – considering she’s a nude and lingerie model…it’s like girl take your pants off..that’s what you’re here for – that’s why you were imported from brazil….

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2014

08

Oct

Anna Orlova for S Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who Anna Orlova is but I have seen her naked for S Magazine and so have you…

She’s got a rocking bush…and I am all about bush so I am in love…

Not to mention she’s a Russian, and Russians, despite having no soul, are genetically superior thanks to communism and extreme poverty killed off all the uglies and turned the rest into cam girls and models…

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2014

08

Oct

Rosie Jones Tits for Zoo UK of the Day

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Rosie Jones is some UK Glamour model showing her tits for Zoo Uk, because I guess ZOO Uk is the only Glamour model website and magazine that still exists – and I figured I should give one of their starlets some love for showing her tits – because titty modelling is like a dying art form now that every girl is showing her tits for free or for fashion, there’s just no real purpose for average at best, too short to be an actual model, UK trash to get topless in cheesy shoots anymore – put for some it is all they fucking know…

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2014

08

Oct

Ariana Grande in a Selfie of the Day

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Here’s orange faced Ariana Grande getting a selfie taken with a fan, that I assume was planted there, to help her change her image of being the FAN HATER – and turn her into the fan lover – who takes the time out of her day to selfie with fans – especially after a spray tan and hair and make-up…it just is a good way to play the media…

I’m more interested in the fact that she fucks black dudes because it’s so scandalous and white guys hate it.

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2014

08

Oct

Creepy Shoot for Vogue Italia of the Day

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Here’s a creepy shoot by Vogue Italia that I like to think is for Halloween, and that I figure I would challenge you all to masturbate, but figure you’ve already masturbated to so much weirder shit than a model dressed like a vintage mannequin, because you’re room is already filled with them because you found them in the dumpster and found them beautiful…and more affordable than the sex doll you were saving up for…I mean..in order to get you off – we will need to push things further than this – but I still think it’s cool…

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