I may believe all the conspiracies and I mayor be one of those tinfoil hat wearing motherfuckers who doesn’t trust anything I see, here or read….you know keep your EMF out of my BRAIN….stop listening to my THOUGHTS…..this device is tracking my every move ….but I am the crazy one… It is fun walking up […]

I consider myself a romantic and I have to ask myself whether people still fall in love, now that the “courting” or “seduction” process has so many rules as to not creep out an overly eager girl….but more importantly doesn’t need to actually happen cuz you just have to swipe on a bitch who swipes […]

I am still traumatized by googling how tranny pussy, you know, inverted dicks, get wet…. As it turns out, despite the balls being removed, the wetness is precum from the prostate that they don’t get removed…. Nothing says woman like a prostate gland and a pussy wet from fucking pre-cum… Or in Thailand they build […]

I always get mad when I hear about people getting in trouble or scamming old people out of money, the latest I heard was some dude telling American seniors that they won a sweepstakes in Canada and to claim their prize, they needed to pay taxes…. As it turns out, if people are that dumb […]

I spent the better part of the weekend looking at breast augmentation before and after pics to brush up my skills on modern implant technologies to see how fake tits are being improved now that everyone is getting plastic surgery to live up to their instagrams….I didn’t learn much but that fake tits suck less […]

I hope you are drunk on Holiday cheer, or Bourbon, depending on what you consider being drunk on holiday cheer to be….you know knee deep into jerking off to some of the hottest Christmas movies of yesteryear…because what the fuck else is there to do that stare at a screen and find unique things to […]

So is anyone standing outside protesting the FLU Shot being the mark of the beast, or is that only for COVID vaccines? What are the hip vaccines to hate or to love unconditionally because you think it will save your life, even though 99% of COVID deaths are old people… I don’t say that in […]

I watch a lot of movies from the streaming apps that own my soul because I don’t watch porn and I don’t leave the house and I don’t do social media so there’s limited things I do…and they involve streaming…getting wasted and watching everything but barely paying attention because I am too busy turning off […]

If this internet thing doesn’t work out for me, I’m thinking of getting into this “new normal” lucrative delivery game….you know delivering groceries to random hotties all day…jerking off in their food before serving it up hot…you know typical delivery guy things….I just need a car….and a valid driver’s license…and to expunge my criminal record…but […]