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2014

25

Mar

Kylie Minogue’s Hot in Some Magazine at 100 of the Day

The other day Kylie Minogue reminded us that Breast Cancer didn’t rob her of her femininity…but rather did the opposite because she’s hotter than ever and I am all about her SEXERCIZE VIDEO despite memories of her in the early 90s making it hard for me to be into someone born the same decade as her…you see, because she’s old as fuck…

But here she is in some magazine, looking amazing, like some kind of freak of nature who can’t really be australian, since every Australian I know, turns into some kind of shrivelled looking sun damaged alligator-faced monster that could have killed Steve Irwin, if the stingray didn’t beat them to it…

So I’m here thinking maybe the cancer treatments also killed the aging process, or maybe she’s now some genetic freak, but ultimately, none of that matters, what matters is that she’s perfect.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2014

25

Mar

Ashley Benson on Set of a Photoshoot of the Day

Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in a bikini in Spring Breakers. I don’t really remember the movie because it was boring, uneventful, garbage that may have made 100 million dollars, but that still fucking sucked and that couldn’t be jerked off to, despite the Disney Stars being in threesomes…threesomes I think the Ashley Benson, who I had never heard of before the movie, but who is apparently, on some sexed up hit TV show for kids, and is hugely famous…but who I know exists now, and for that I am not a better person…these are some instagram pics from some photoshoot that aren’t hot.

To see some paparazzi pics of her that aren’t that interesting – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

25

Mar

Jessica Pare for Esquire of the Day

I don’t like Jessica Pare. I don’t know why I don’t find her hot. Maybe it is because she’s from Montreal, and I hate locally grown shit…or maybe it is because she spent a decade trying to get famous and has finally made i and I hate success…or maybe I just know that she did a handful of roles showcasing her great big tits, but even when showing those great big tits she bores me….not to mention she’s got shitty teeth, and now that she’s on TV, she probably has a bad attitude….No this doesn’t stem from her rejecting me, I met her once a long time ago and don’t even remember…and no this doesn’t mean I wouldn’t try to get her pregnant…it just means boring.

TO SEE THE ARTICLE CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER AT SOME EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Pare

2014

25

Mar

Corey Feldman’s New Song of the Day

Corey Feldman is amazing.

That’s all I have to say about his new song and new video that I want to see bring him all the fucking success in the world, because he deserves it…through all the ups and downs hollywood has thrown at him…from top of the charts teen movies…to drug overdoses in motel rooms…I think he’s found his calling and it’s good…DUH….

Posted in:Corey Feldman

2014

25

Mar

Courtnie Quinlan is Yesterday’s Page 3 Model of the Day

The nice thing about tits is that there will always be a girl willing to show her tits…like this Courtnie Quinlan, who I never heard of but who I guess feels her life will be better if she’s published for showing her tits…and who am I to stand between a girl and her dreams…So everyone this is Courtnie Quinlan, she’s a Page 3 model and I can assure you that she’s showing her tits in efforts for a better tomorrow…we should celebrate that.

Posted in:Courtnie Quinlan|NSFW

2014

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t know why my tinder girlfriends always break up with me after sending me masturbation videos and I refuse to send dick pics…

I mean to think such a beautiful union of two people browsing pussy to fuck would end so abruptly is so tragic…

Here are some links…

Nick Cannon Does White Face – All The White People Who Get Dissed for Doing Blackface Cry with Jealousy of Unfair Racism Rules
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Top 10 Kelso Wanted Jackie’s Baby All ALong
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About Chris Bosh in GIFs
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Lookin’ Down Elizabeth Olsen’s Shirt
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Kristen Bell Has Pretty Horrible Looking Bikini Body
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The Best Wedding Portrait Ever
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You’ll Never Believe the Magic That These Girls Do…with their vaginas…
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Farting for the Homeless Prank
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Corey Feldman’s New Video is Weird
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Girls Who Bend at the Waist
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Driver Avoids being Crushed
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

25

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

I don’t really like porn, but I am a voyeur and watching people fuck is my favorite shit. I don’t really like hanging with swingers because they are ugly and fat, and people I spent a good hour asking to let me watch fuck at the bar tonight weren’t cooperating…so I am forced to fill my voyeurism with pics of this model TIFFANY who is fucking amazing… TAKING DICK …even though she hardly looks like a porn chick, but rather an everyday girl or even a bikini model..

It’s 4 am and I love this shit…The world is heading to a good fucking place…I’m a fan…


CLICK THIS LINK
TO SEE HER GET WAY MORE HARDCORE

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2014

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I make my intern work in bed with me in her underwear. I don’t pay her so it isn’t prostitution or sexual harassment.

I also asked a girl I saw walking into a gym if she would shower with me in the locker room because it has always been a fetish.

When she freaked out. I blamed autism.

Here are some stepLINKS

Animatronics You Will Masturbate To
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Jessica Simpson’s Legs are Fuckign Jacked
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So Much Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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Slut Posing Like a Slut of the Day
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12 People Hulking The Fuck Out
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Miley Cyrus Short Shorts
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30 Things You Know About Shailene Woodley
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Selena Gomez Hot in Overalls
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Justin Bieber Does the James Deen
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife Trying to Get Noticed
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10 Thinks That Could Wipe Out The Earth
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Scott Disick Free Balling…
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More Jessica Simpson Weight Loss for Money
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Stacy Keibler Baby Maker
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Rose McGowan Braless
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Find Cougars to Fuck
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Rihanna See Through Skirt And Pink Panties
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Asia Argento for Old Times
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Anastasia Ashley’s Hot Video
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Kid Says Every Bad Word He Knows
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One Guy 14 Voices
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Jena Malone in some Creepy See Through Candids
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Some Aubrey O’Day Big Sloppy Tits
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Kevin Connolly Broke his Leg – Entourage is Still Happening
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Miley Is Totally Ready To Take It In The Ass
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Hot Rebeca Chaney Tits in Some Interracial Scene
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Slow Motion Bouncing Booty GIFs
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Russian Truck Driver and His Genius Solution
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Fight of the Day
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A Couple Other Sluts in Bikinis Crying for Attention
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Beth Behrs Big Cleavage
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Sara Malakul is Amazing
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Some Crazy Badminton Action – Yes…Badminton
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Oprah Says Fuck Twice with Lindsay Lohan
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Heidi Klum Bikini Nipples
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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Serena Williams is Delicate
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Colonel Sanders Riding Motorcycle in Bangkok
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Grizzly Eats a Go Pro
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Babes Who Give You Dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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2 Big Tits Almost Explode
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Top 10 GIrls on Cam Right Now
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Naked Strawberry Eating Girl
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Adult Film School is a Crazy Hardcore Reality Show…
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Prostitutes are Using Myspace to Expand Business – At Least Someone Is…
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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First Lesbian Experience
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Lesbian Face Sitting
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Asshole Fisting
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Two Blonde Lesbians!
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Hot Chick Squirts!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Webcam Cutie
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Asian Lactation
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Learn How To Get Laid
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Mar

Emma Roberts Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric Roberts, just posted this bikini picture to the internet, because I guess she’s tanning…and the whole thing would be more eventful if she took this pic a little more like the smoke and mirror babes of instagram, you know to make it look like she is in an opening scene to a porno and less like a sloppy bitch on her day off because she doesn’t work everyday since she’s a celebrity and a rich kid..sitting by the pool with nothing better to do…but I still dig it…because I’m easy…and because I think Emma Roberts is lovely.

Posted in:Emma Roberts

2014

24

Mar

The Top 4 (or 8) Nipples of the Day

So many nipples happened the last couple of days, and since the foundation of this site was built on nip slits, hard nipples, panty flashes and sex tapes, I would feel like I wasn’t being true to my roots unless I posted them…it’s like I can’t let all this fame and money and groupies get to my head and lose sight of what was…or some shit…without the fame and money and groupies…so here are the best nipples that happened the last few days on famous bitches I don’t care about, except maybe Rose McGowan, because she lectured me once and told me I should be nicer, and I found that sweet, considering I used to jerk off to her tits in Doom Generation because they are great…it was like life coming full circle or something…Either way, nipples.

Anne Hathaway in what looks like a conservative bathing suit a poor kid would be forced to wear, but that is really up on some slutty shit…

Jena Malone….in a who the fuck in Jena Malone…but she’s wearing a white shirt and you can see her nipple, despite the rest of her being a fucking mess…

Rose McGowan You read my notes from above…which is appropriate because I am convinced that she is my spirit animal sent from above…so these nipples are good…

Sharon Stone just never gives up, if you had even a little of her perseverance, maybe you wouldn’t be a pathetic fucking loser…right?

Posted in:stepLIST