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2012

30

Mar

Carolyn Murphy Spreads Her Leg in Harper’s Bazaar Turkey of the Day

I don’t know if there is some Carolyn Murphy nipple in these pics for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey, an Arab, yet European publication that is far more sex charged than American publications because this is God’s country people, and we like to repress sex and sexuality, forcing our kids to Christian Dating sites to feel less guilty about one night stands, by eliminating the chance of accidentally banging a jew….but she is spreading her legs…

Sure….she’s not SPREADING HER SUPERMODEL LEGS AS HARD AS SHE DID IN HER SEX TAPE THAT DROPPED 6 YEARS AGO THAT WE COVERED ….but she is spreading them enough for me to revisit THAT SEX TAPE ….cuz nothing ever fully disappears on the internet – no matter how many lawyers you got working for you bitch.


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2012

30

Mar

Sojourner Morrell Titties for Fashion of the Day

Sojourner is some British model who reminds me of some lesbian hipster…only unlike lesbian hipsters…she’s not drinking Pabst out of hairy pussy….but instead modeling…which I guess is kind of a hipster thing to do in and of itself…but not for the lebsians….cuz lesbians are the devil and too busy plotting how to cut off every man’s penis in the world while eating organic vegan foods…..

So Sojourner….say that 10 times fast….showed her little tits for fashion and I’m into that…because if she’s got a modeling contract, she’s got that stamp of approval I need to not feel gay when fucking her little boy body raw….you know in theory or more importantly…in fantasy…cuz I’ll likely never meet this bitch, or remember this bitch, in 5 minutes….I’m like a mosquito like that….


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2012

30

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s hangover…is bad….when you wake up from the sound of your dehydrated, alcohol poisoned, heart pounding in your neck….its one of those moments where you debate calling all your loved ones and saying goodbye when you can, you know apologizing for all you did wrong, and all you feel guilty about, before realizing you love no one and never feel guilty cuz you have no fucking soul.

Here are the morning links…while I drink some water…..

VIDEO Dating WIN WIN WIN!!!! – VIDEO
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CJ Miles Has One Tight Body
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Sports Hottie Report Cards: Grading the Top 100
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When Mascots Get Hungry, They Just Eat Cheerleaders – VIDEO
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Free Cam Shows for Some Sexy Friday Fun – VIDEO
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Gallery: Daenerys Targaryen’s Hottest “Game Of Thrones” Photos
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Those Stacy Keibler Lingerie Pics – GALLERY
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18 Year Old Cutie Does a Little Striptease – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Shows. Let’s End This eek Off Proper
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2012

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

A Vietnam war vet who was a POW and trying to explain what he went through once told me to close my eyes and imagine myself in my bedroom…..now imagine 25 other people in there with me….now imagine those 25 other people have infectious diseases are unshowered, smell of piss and shit…because they are covered in piss and shit…with no food or water…

Okay, where’s the problem, shit sounds awesome, see I’m no keeper, I have low standards, if I’m gonna bang 24 women, they are not gonna be the cream of the crop, they are bound to be dirty fucking pig women….who are covered with piss and shit cuz if they are in an orgy with me, they are probably retarded and I had to remove the diaper…..and no food or water? fuck food and water I’m too busy trying to fuck these bitches, I don’t want to give them enough energy to run from me…if anything they are POWs in their own right…to my dick….in my orgy…

I think I missed his point. I’m an asshole.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Maria Menounos Ass is Pretty Good in Tight Pants
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I can’t Get Enough of this Drugged Out Bitch at Miami’s WMC Tree Humping
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Will Ferrell in Anchorman 2 – Milk it baby…
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Ursula Andress in Dr. No Bikini – Throwback!
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Off Roading to a New Level!
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This Story About Gary Busey Arguing About What Heaven Looks Like is Prett Much the Funniest Shit Ever
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Live Cam Show Sluts. Right Here
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Now THAT’S How You Get Arrested
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The Creepiest Movie Love Stories
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Maria Menounos’ Super Tight Leggings
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Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Need A Bra For Your Magazine Cover
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Lyna is Rocking Some Bondage Type Shit
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Free Cam Shows. Get to Work
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Pigtailed Blonde Gets Herself Off
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WTF Photo o the Day is Seriously WTF
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The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever
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Iryna Ivanova by the Pool
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Poppy Montgomery Pokies
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Yummy J’s Bare Booty on Twitter
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I’d Like to Bang All The Sluts Starring in the New Dallas TV Show – VIDEO
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Simply Stunning: Song Joo Kyung
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Irina Shayk See Through Dress
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Lily Allen, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Lindsay Lohan’s Last Court Day Complete (PHOTOS)
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More Spring Breakers T&A
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Katherine McPhee with AIDS Babies
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Tattooed Eyes….Weird
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Minka Kelly is Single Again – VIDEO
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Woman Crashes Her Car….and Then Crashes Again… – VIDEO
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Water Slide Nip Slip! Yessssss
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Beetlejuice! Bettlejuice! Beetlejuice! Starbucks Admits To Using Dead Bugs As Food Dye In Frappuccinos
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Mackenzie Star is All Laid Out
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Lisa Ann To Portray Sarah Palin Again In Live Sex Show
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Nikki Sexxx Couldn’t Wait to Play
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Pool Party with 100 Bikini Models
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I Love a Babe in Short Shorts
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World’s Sexiest Shoe Saleswoman? Irina Shayk Pimps Xti Footwear
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Cute Teen Has Fun With a Dildo
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Jennifer Ellison Is An All Natural Beauty
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Anger Management FAIL – VIDEO
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7 weird habits you can develop when you live alone
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Former Black Panther & Congressman Bobby Rush Escorted From House Floor For Wearing Hoodie
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January Jones Is Holding Someone’s Baby… Oh.
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Don’t Fish Around Cats!
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Jessica ALba Raises 27 Million in First Round for her Website – Shit.
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One Of The Chicks From Spring Breakers Pulling Her Bikini Out Of Her Ass
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Big Wet, Pregnant Tits…
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The Proper Way to Get Arrested!
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Jess Kingham TOpless and Vagina Mounded in Nuts
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Sabine, Alice, Courtnie Topless in Front UK
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Rosie Jones and Georgie Darby Oiled Up and Naked in Nuts
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Jess Kingham Topless in Nuts
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Renee Olstead’s Cleavage
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Teresa Palmer Cleavage
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Jenna-Louise Coleman Cleavage
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Blake Lively Hot in Hick
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Alex Morgan Does a 360 while Bodypainted
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Rhian Sugden Obsessive Lingerie 2012 Shoot
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Dakota Fanning in a Creepy as Fuck Photoshoot
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Debbie Gibson Leater Pants on LEno
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Michelle Hunziker in a Tube Dress
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Alexis Bledal Flat Chested
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Kim Walsh Fat Ass in Leggings
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2012

29

Mar

Malin Akerman Behind the Scenes of a Shape Magazine Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Malin Akerman is some Canadian bitch who played some action figure and thus made herself an icon to virgin loser sci/fi nerds….an icon to a bunch of socially awkward, definitely awkward around women motherfuckers who she has to meet and greet at the comic and sci/fi conventions she pretty much committed her fucking self to when taking the only job she was ever offered, making her this object of so many weird masturbation fantasies she’s become…..

She’s been asked to do shape magazine, she tweeted this pic of her in a robe, which is more seductive that most of her fans can handle, it is the shit spontaneous orgasms are made of, and unfortunately for those of you who have cum already, there are bikini pics if you follow the below link….I’m talking vagina definition in bikini bottoms behind the scenes pics….which may be worth those of you who know how to pace yourself in your virgin nerd jerking off cuz it’s all the sex you know and you’ve mastered it like it was Dungeons and Dragons…or some in park combat…or whatever it is you weirdos do.


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2012

29

Mar

Charlize Theron Hot for Tatler Magazine Russia April 2012 of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Charlize Theron long before she adopted a baby cuz her uterus was broken, or more importantly, cuz she’s vain and doesn’t want to ravage her cunt to have an annoying thing brought in the world that shares your DNA….thus making you responsible for every fucked up thing it does….when it is adopted you can just justify all the disappointment with “He’s adopted”….it works out better for your ego than these ego centric people who reproduce to have mini versions of them….reproduction is totally arrogant…

Now Charlize Theron, from South Africa’s high aids rate belt, with a mother who killed her father for being abusive and who thus doesn’t know how to be abused, one downfall in her model turned Playboy model, turned famous actor, going back to her magazine roots and looks good doing it….even if the low grade Russian version of Tatler….a magazine I wrongfully thought was a porn mag….


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2012

29

Mar

Stacy Keibler Hot Lingerie Shoot of the Day


I don’t know why these 2008 pictures of Stacy Keibler in a lingerie shoot are resurfacing, you know before she was on Dancing with the Stars who aren’t stars but has beens or never weres….like my fat recently divorced friend decide to take up dance to meet new people and get in shape…..only televised…..

But I am glad they are…..she hot, she is fit and above all she is lovely or at least her great legs are….but more importantly, shehas broad enough muscular shoulders for Clooney to not feel like he’s too straight…you know gives him something to focus on and pretend belong to some Twink so that he cums with her….not that any dude should ever really have an issu with that….she’s good…and she wrestles…..


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2012

29

Mar

Rita Rusic is Old but Not Too Old To be Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

RITA RUSIC is an old bitch who likes to be in her bikini cuz it gets her noticed….and rightfully so…she’s fucking banging….and not even for an old bitch…for any bitch…and it freaks me the fuck out…because old bitches are not supposed to encourage me to use the word “Banging”….in fact…I never use the word banging, I am just so caught up in figuring out what went right for her and what went wrong for so many other bitches who don’t even look this good at 30…..shit is exciting to know it is possible…like finding the cure to cancer….or some sort of pirate treasure…..or more importantly like getting laid for the first time….you know it exists….and that makes the world a better fucking place.


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2012

29

Mar

Constance Jablonski in Latex Thigh Highs of the Day

I am addicted to models…all models…I just like looking at their lean bodies and great faces that make them lots more money than the bitch working the checkout at Walmart makes….

They are fucking professionals, even if the work is a fucking joke and all it really takes to be pro is the ability to listen to some photographer and show up on time while not too hungover or jacked on coke that they can’t photoshop you hot…and hot in pictures when my only relationship with a bitch is through pictures works for me….I don’t care how busted up or freakish she is off camera….that doesn’t affect me or my gawking…

This model is named CONSTANCE JABLONSKI and she’s from france….and more importantly she’s wearing latex thigh highs…a new trend this year that I know about cuz my stepdaughter wears this shit….fetish gear of the past….turned to activewear of the now…I’m into it….and I’m into CONSTANCE JABLONSKI she’s got that modeling contract stamp of approval that lets me like her…under all circumstances!


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2012

29

Mar

Georgia Salpa Seeking Attention the Right Way of the day

Georgia Salpa is not just some Kim Kardashian looking bitch, she’s also some trashy, attention craving big of a woman, who luckily has hot tits and a good body, who is more importantly more than just a tranny, cheesy looking face, and more than just some Big Brother reality trash, and even more than just some bitch with tits eating ice cream in the park….and that is that she’s Greek….has 2 vaginas by default….one where she shits and the other where she gets abortions.

I’m a fan of her hustle.


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