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2012

22

Mar

Paris Hilton Must Die….Even When In a Bikini of the Day

Whenever I see Paris Hilton in a bikini, even if it is an attention seeking, “notice me”, kind of bikini moment, I envision the boat sinking, a shark attacking, the pool drain sucking her to the bottom while there’s no life guard on duty, or even a sniper confusing her for…well…Paris Hilton…the garbage of society while being high society…rich, spoiled, useless, who’s legacy on the world….the only good thing she’s done…is tricked all girls into thinking filming themselves fuck will get them famous….and despite feeling passionate about wanting someone to exterminate her, I gotta give her props, cuz making girls think they need to film themselves fuck to make it, makes for good times for anyone who gets to see the video, even if it fucking sucks.

She doesn’t matter…..even in her bikini.

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2012

22

Mar

Kate Upton Skullcandy Titties of the Day

If you are a smart marketer trying to reach dudes between the ages of 16-29….Kate Upton is your girl. This internet sensation, who kills it on every guy blog out there, from hip hop sites, to frat boy sites, is considered by the masses to be really fucking relevant….

Since I sit on the fringes and I’m full of hate, all I see is Anna Nicole Smith at 19….busty as fuck, stripping in texas befoer marrying the billionaire and ending up 300 fucking pounds….

It’s the same negativity that when I leave the house on a hot day, my first thought is, OMG we’re all gonna die, the world is gonna blow up, 2012 is fucking real, thank fucking god, I’ve wanted the apocalypse the last 20 years, cuz humans are fucking shitty……

But even knowing her dark, sad future, I can always appreciate a 19 year old with DDs, even if the rest of her is soft, doughy and on a one way ticket to fat chick….and I guess so can everyone else….because they know how to live in the moment or some shit…fucking hippies.

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2012

22

Mar

Rita Rusic Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

Every once in a while, like yesterday when I caught a busty, hot ass bitch breast feeding in the park….I see a new mom, or even an old mom, who I assume had a C-Section when giving birth, who renews my faith in the whole pregnancy and birthing process, you know makes me feel hopeful that the shit doesn’t ruin a woman, and turn her into a fat slob with a fat sloppy cunt, that even her pussy husband who loves her unconditionally cuz he’s a faggot can’t stomach…

You know the kind of lazy bitch who feels entitled cuz she is so busy with the kids all day, probably eating cakes all day, only to blame her ass being that big on the pregnancy….

This Rita Rusic bitch half naked, is one of those times. In her biking at 60, slamming as fuck, and showing off her tit, it’s like she’s practically still a college girl, except of the wrinkles, and grey pubic hair…..

She’s BEEN IN A BIKINI before….and she’s in one again…Good times.

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2012

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about meeting a girl in white pants, is knowing she’s not on her period.

Here is the Morning Hangover Dump…

Baby Laughing Down the Stairs
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The 25 Hottest Marketable Female Athletes
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Free Cam Shows. Thursday is Getting Better Already
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Obnoxious Fan Gets Owned – VIDEO
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Lana is Definitely Lovely
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‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Is Getting Implants, Too, Now
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Live Web Cam Sluts, Because a Real Job Needs to Be Left to The Pros
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Amateur Uses Her Mobile Phone as a Vibrator – VIDEO
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The 50 Best Action Stars In Movie History
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2012

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was sexting some slut and wanted to write something like I want to stick my french bread in her buttery cunt, but I accidentally wrote “Butter cunt”…..and passed out…only for her to think I was doing a “Butter face” but about her vagina…you know she’s good but her cunt….that shit is mangled and likely a mom of 3…..now she won’t talk to me.

Butter cunt ruined my self shot nude ring.

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Who the Fuck Are These Trolls Hanging Off Of Tara Reid
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Rihanna’s Sexiest Twitpics.
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Some Nutcase on X-Factor Killing it ON Stage
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1954 Sophia Lauren Dancing Big Titties
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7 Minutes Of This Chick Sucking Cock? Where Do I Sign Up?
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Demi Moore Photoshopped to Shit
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Live Web Cams Will Make Your Day a Whole Lot Better
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8 Playboy Covers That Were a Huge Turn Off
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Beth Behrs In A Bikini
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I’m Gonna Try and Say This in the Nicest Way Possible. Jessica Simpson is Fucking Disgusting
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Mariana is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Implants Save Shitty Tits.
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Amanda Seyfried is Banging Josh Hartnett – Who Cares! She Needs Tighter Pants
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Human Birdwings – Nuts.
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Ana Beatriz Barros Reminds Me To Jerk Off
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They Shoulda Killed Him Instead of Put Make-Up on Him
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Girlfriend Plays With Her Girlfriends Wet Pussy
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The 25 Hottest Marketable Female Athletes
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Ray J Has a Shit Load of Whitney Houstan Sex Tapes. Uh Oh….
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Kelly Hall Watching a Movie, Is Naked
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Ohhh Some Vintage Pam Anderson!
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Mariann Gavelo Has One Hot Ass
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Naked Family Arrest in a Parking Lot. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Busty Bombshell Yoko Matsugane
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Coco’s Tits, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Johnny Depp May Be Bangin One of the Olsen Twins…
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Bikinis & Beds! Rihanna’s Sexiest Twit Pics
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Nicole Richie Tits in a Tight Dress
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Mexican Horse Tries to Fly and Fucking Body Slams a Motherfucker.
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Wheelchair Bungee
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Jennifer Lawrence, Tiitie Fuck Cleavage And A Blow Job Mouth
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Ali Landry is Lookin Hot
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Here’s a GIF You Will Want to Watch Alllllllll Day Long
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13 Films in 30 Seconds
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Cassia Riley Brings the Hotness
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Celebrities Whose Weight Keeps Going Up And Down
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Janessa and Her Friend Get It On
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Women Can Orgasm From Just Exercise – Science
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Naked Teen Beauty Talia
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Some Super Sexy Surfer Girls – VIDEO
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Man I Love When Girls Don’t Wear Pants
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Obnoxious Fan Gets Owned
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Ashley Tisdale Wet Bikini Ass Crack
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Plane Landing After Engine Dies….Nutso
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Irina Shayk is Sexy, God Damn
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Some Pole Dance Awesomeness – VIDEO
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Tara Reid Looks High
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I’d Like Andy Valentino to Be All Mine
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Guess Who Went to Rehab?
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Kate Upton Busts Out The Super Cleavage For Skullcandy
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Jennifer Nicole Lee And The Ultimate Goal For Women, Dress Like A Whore
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Bruce Lee Style Painting Weirdness
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This Redhead’s Back Pack Really Makes Me Believe She’s a Student When Getting Fucked
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Katherine Heigl’s Big Naked Ass in Prince Valiant!
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Raquel Santos Spreads Her Pussy in Penthouse…
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Christina Milian Pumps Gas
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Emma Watson Taking off her Robe…
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Sienna Miller AIDS Ass in Jeans
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Today’s smutMEET!
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Webcam Star of the Day and Her Vagina
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Kirsten Dunst Nude
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Free Cam Shows. What Are You Waiting For?
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2012

21

Mar

Imogen Thomas White Bikini in Thailand of the Day

You wanna know what I like….White bikinis.

It doesn’t matter who they are on. It doesn’t matter whether I know their name, their age or their fucking biography. It doesn’t matter what their measurements are, what size their tits are, how fat their asses are, their hip to waist ratio or even whether they have all their limbs, organs, or are dying of a terminal disease…

All that matters is the white bikini. Especially when it gets wet.


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2012

21

Mar

Jennifer Nicole Lee Gets Measured of the Day

I don’t know who this bitch is fucking….or how much she’s paying for the paparazzi to follow her around like she matters….because she doesn’t….she’s just struggling to get into tabloids later in life…because she used to be fat….prior to turning into a dude…all ripped and testosterone filled…to the point that I can only assume she’s had her women sex organs removed in order to get better tone….like all fat chicks who lose weight and think it is important for the world to be annoyed by their celebration of not being a fat chick anymore…

I get that she shows off her implants and ass, is on the beach daily, and today, gets measured by while the paparazzi take pics…..but there are real celebrities I’d rather see pulling more creative publicity stunts than this dude.

It’s cheap. It’s not hot and the whole thing is very fucking upsetting.


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2012

21

Mar

Tara Reid Face Close Up in Video of the Day

The world needs more close up video of Tara Reid’s face. You know after years of partying and hard living, there’s a whole lot of stories present in each line, bag, discoloration and saggy skinned crevice.

You know it has taken her years of abuse, drugs, booze, sleepless nights, facials (not the beauty salon kind) to leave remnants of a youthful hot chick damaged, tired and ready for a nap…and that needs to be celebrated.

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2012

21

Mar

Model Jennifer Miller’s Ass in a Bikini Bottom of the Day

She’s a 28 year old model who I’ve never posted before, probably because she isn’t all that interesting to look at, and even in her decade long modeling career, and relationships with guys in bands, hasn’t got any topless for fashion pics I’ve been compelled to post, leading me to think she’s just another one of those low level signed models with a contract but with little impact in the world of modeling….she just wears clothes on runways…kinda thing….you know we can’t all be Elvis of our chosen careers, but she has a modeling contract none-the-less and that means she’s skinny, and here she is in a bikini, maybe looking awkward to some, but good enough for me.

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2012

21

Mar

Reese Witherspoon’s Gunt is Probably Caused By an Occupied Uterus of the Day

Reese Witherspoon could just be Bloated, fat, Swollen in the uterus from her previous dozen kids….dumpy from always being dumpy, you know a little too into souther fried cooking to ever really be fit….I mean since she first hit Hollywood she played the fat chick as far as I’m concerned, sure it was the fat chick who controlled her fatness as hard as she could before getting knocked up on set of Cruel Intentions, only to tricky homie into marrying her, and living a horrible life with her, before her good Christian values that I like to call a fucking lie, led her to another homie, who has been rumored to have knocked her up, occupying her swollen gunt she’s always had, but now has a reason for having….and like all good Christian Women, she’s remaried, so this isn’t a bastard brewing, it’s just you know, another kid to add to her army, made by different sperm, like she was a ghetto fucking stripper in line at WalMart with 4 kids all a different shade of brother. If you know waht I mean.


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