My favorite place to hang out at the mall….or the hospital….or pretty much anywhere with stairs or balconies or escaltors…..is at the bottom of the shit so that I can look up and have what may be the closest thing I will ever have to a religious experience, only because it is the only time I look towards the sky and feel enlightened in any way….the amount of pussy I have seen that way is far more than I have seen at a strip club, since lots of girls don’t actually wear underwear, or at least it seems that way when you spend your entire day there with that vantage point….unfortunately, Selena Gomez isn’t one of those commandos…she’s wearing what may very well be a pair of fucking gym shorts under her skirt, so that no one gets a compromising view and that makes this a waste…even more of a waste than her 18th birthday…because she had this chance to shine, but instead, she just let me down….

At least it is still an upskirt..

Here are some pics of her in a tight Dress….

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Here’s that dip it low single mother cuz she wants to be a stereotype Christina Milian doing some bullshit with her tits hanging out cuz letting her tits hang out makes her feel like she’s still got it going on, which as far as I’m concerned she does, but then again, I’m not looking at her naked, or more importantly, I’m not testing how many fingers fit in her vagina….not that that kind of damage every turns me off….if anything it adds layers to the complexity that is Christina Milian…..or not…just look at her tits stop trying to make something interesting out of this garbage.

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How about some old lady body pretending it is still in its 20s, going to late night club events because hosting that shit is the only work she gets because I guess when you’re a playboy chick with no real skill other than looking good naked and willing to get naked to show off her fake tits like she’s a cheap whore stripper – because that’s what she is, only a more socially acceptable version 10 years too late – even if being the old lady dancing in the club is just fucking awkward – leaving everyone wondering what her kids would think if they saw her in this humiliating state…is never socially acceptable…or at least it shouldn’t be unless it is fucking in the bathroom stall while the husband is at home taking kid of the kids……

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Her name is Meagan Camper….She’s the new Ashlee Simpson…or at least in terms of what she’s sticking in the ass…you know since Pete Wentz is likely gay and more likely to be into getting fucked with a strap-on…

She’s an aspiring model, because I looked her up and there was nothing about her anywhere on the internet, leading me to think, this is all part of her marketing strategy, you know cuz meeting a famous dude in a bar leads to a bright future and great lifestyle if played out right, and even if it isn’t it could lead to a stint on dancing with the stars, which is far more than she probably coulda pulled off on her own….but the highlight in her career is how much Ashlee Simpson likely hates her, giving her death stares and demanding she doesn’t touch their kids on Pete’s visits….Amazing….but not as amazing as the sex tape she’ll release when he moves onto the next pussy, knowing that with Fall Out Boy millions comes eager girls….

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is far more fun to look at when in her girdle or SPANX as they are marketed this generation, push up bra, and a designer dress made out of bandage material, that acts as further support for where the SPANX aren’t pulling through….you know turning fat chicks, or thick bitches, that you otherwise would only want to fuck when you meet at 3 am, while drunk in a late night pizza place, cuz as her body pretty explicitedly outlines, she likes to eat….but I’m lazy and I’ve got these pics, so I’ll post them anyway….you know since no one cares what I have to say anyway…..anyway, here are the pics.

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Here are some pictures I linked to yesterday of Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton doing some Victoria’s Secret hustle, since Holiday season is coming and Holiday season means their busiest time of year, where they scam their way onto everyone’s website and even onto nation network television, because they get girls half naked for money, and people like that….myself included…unfortunately, because I would rather be getting paid for this shit….

That said, I don’t even notice Erin Heatherton in these pics, she’s too American and American Women, like Kim Kardashian, represent all that is bad in the world, all spoiled and materialistic….I’m always drawn to the immigrant….like Candice Swanepoel….maybe it’s the fact that I can threaten to send them home after fucking them, even though I have no power, I like to feel like I do, it taps into my Government Official fantasy….

And I really love South African women…I don’t know what it is with that country, but these bitches are hot….maybe I’m just ignorant, and the ugly ones get kept on the farm while only the hot white ones who don’t have AIDS are let out of the country….but that works for me….

Here she is. Doing nothing but getting paid. Erotic.

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I used to have a creepy reader, which wasn’t all that big of a surprise considering the kind of trash I cater to thanks to being trash myself, who used to email me daily about posting some Kathy Lee Gifford tit pictures, I’m talking every single day for 5 years, until disappearing…the emails would range from complaints about how he can’t jerk off to Regis and Kelly like he used to when he would stay home from school sick, to angry messages with death threats for not answering him, and I’ve carried that with me, so that whenever busty Kathy Lee comes along in paparazzi pics…I post them…so this post is for you weirdo…wherever you may be….cuz let’s face it, with tits like this, elderly or not, she’s still worth jerking off to….especially if you’re weird.

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I am not sure if I ever jerked off to Debbie Gibson…I don’t remember much from the 80s, but I know I’m gonna jerk off to her now…possibly because Celebrity Apprentice is porn to me, Thanks Ivanka, or maybe because Debbie Gibson forgot this isn’t late 80s, and decided to take her mom body out in some midriff exposing, sports bra looking top that shows off all her sloppy little mom tits…..cuz someone’s lost her Electric Youth……but youtube still has it….

Here are the really offensive and erotic pics…

Not as good as her PLAYBOY PICS a few years back that likely gave her the confidence to wear this shit today…Thanks Playboy for another fail…

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Fuck…..I guess waking up is good…But having to update this unrewarding site isn’t….not that I mind being unemployed…but I tend to hate everything….

Miraculously…someone on my twitter mentioned clicking a link off the site…and that amazed me…so this one’s for you….twitter friend…

Here’s some shit going on around the internet….

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